A Golfer Playing In Ireland. on June 28th, 2004
A golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods.
Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back,
a big bump on his head and the golfer's ball beside him. Horrified,
the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over the
little guy, reviving him.
"Arrgh! What happened?" the Leprechaun asked. "Oh, I see. Well, ye got
me fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so whaddya want?"
"Thank God, you're all right!" the golfer answered in relief. "I don't
want anything. I'm just glad you're okay and I apologize really didn't
mean to hit you;" that said, the golfer walks off.
"What a nice guy," the Leprechaun says to himself. "But it was fair and
square that he got me, and I have to do something for him. I'll give him
the three things I would want--a great golf game, all the money he ever
needs, and a fantastic sex life."
A year goes by and the American golfer is back. On the same hole, he again
hits a bad drive into the woods and the Leprechaun is there waiting for him.
"T'was me that made ye hit the ball here," the little guy says. "I just want
to ask ye, how's yer golf game?"
"My game is fantastic" the golfer answers. "In fact, that's the first bad
ball I've hit in a year! I'm an internationally famous golfer now." He adds,
"By the way it's good to see you're all right."
"Oh. I'm fine now, thankee. I did that fer yer golf game, ya know. And tell
me how's yer money situation?'
"Why, it's just wonderful!" the golfer stated. "I win fortunes in golf. If
I need cash, I just reach in my pocket and pull out $100 bills I didn't even
know were there!"
"I did that fer ye also. And tell me, how's yer sex life?"
The golfer blushed, turns his head away in embarrassment, and says shyly,
"C'mon, c'mon now," urged the Leprechaun, "I'm wanting to know if I did a good
job. It's got to be better than just OK! How many times a day?'
Blushing even more, the golfer looks around and then whispers, "Once, sometimes
twice a week."
"What?" responds the Leprechaun in shock! "That's all? Only once or twice a
"Well, " says the golfer, "I figure that's not bad for a Catholic priest in a