Yo Momma So Poor on January 4th, 2012
Yo momma so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other peoples' fingers.
Have you heard the story about the old lady that lived in a shoe? Well yo Momma is so poor, she lives in a flip flop.
Yo Momma so poor, she has to do drive-by shootings on the bus.
Momma so poor, she uses cheerios as earrings.
Yo Momma so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.