During the campaign, Al Gore was walking to relax when he saw a kid with a box and stopped to ask what was in it. The kid looked up and smiled and said,"Sir they are brand new kittens and they are democrats!"
Gore laughed and went back to the office smiling and told his staff who laughed, etc, etc.
A few weeks later, after the elections, he saw the kid
again and asked to see the kittens. The kid smiles and
opens the box. Gore says he could have used their
votes and the kid says, "Sir they are now republicans"
and Gore says "WHY?"
The kid replies, "Sir, they have their eyes open now."