If you need any work done on your car, I know just the mechanic for you. The only problem is she can't do the simplest thing on a car, like change the oil or even add oil for that matter, an....

Right on the nipple isn't exactly the sexiest spot for a chick to have some hair. Especially an ingrown. The long little bastard too. And after plucking it, it's time to squeeze some nipple ....

I can't lie, I'm kind of horny watching this. I love drunk sluts and she's a super cute one. I wouldn't mind if a little bit of her piss sprayed on me. Hell, I think I'd like to put my hand ....

Jerking off just ain't enough for some guys. That's when it's time to stick needles through your dick and spray blood and cum into a shot glass. The only thing shocking about this video is t....

The great thing about fat chicks is you can always find a drunk one to shove your hand up her cunt. Shit, she probably isn't even drunk. Fat chicks know they're fat, so they happily let drun....

You can't keep a good man down, and you can't keep a crazy man dressed. And you better believe this man is crazy. And high as fuck too, I'm sure.....

I don't know if she's pregnant or just a fat slob. Definitely a fat slob whether she's got a little juggalo on the way or not. Her clown makeup is almost gone after a long day of being dumb ....

Apparently Muslim extremists hacked up and murdered a British soldier in the streets of London yesterday, I guess to prove how peaceful of a religion Islam is. Then the cops showed up and sh....

Too bad he wasn't sitting in the driver's seat when it blew. How's the face feeling now, buddy? And thanks to the camera man for filming the ground right after the good part. At least he got....

Granted, it is a pretty funny tattoo, but also pretty fucking stupid considering he'll have it the rest of his life. Also, it looks like a black cock. But maybe that's what he's always wante....

There is right and a wrong way to cross the street. The right way is to make sure there aren't any cars coming that will send you flying or mow you down. The wrong way is this. Thankfully we....

Remember the guy that had his face eaten off by some crazy naked drug addict in Miami? Well here he is, however many months later, looking like the guy in The Silence of the Lambs who gets f....

She's got a great way to turn that F into an A. But a regular blowjob just won't cut it. Throw some Pop Rocks in the mix, and teacher is all about her giving him the suck off. Now try puttin....

Never mind the soap and sponge. Step aside and let me wash that ass with my tongue. I'll do a real thorough job on that dumper and even gloss it up with a free coat of pearl cream.....

Granny's got her hands full all right. Full of black cock. She may be past her prime, but you better believe she's done plenty of skiing in her days. And she likes the dark meat, so all you ....

Ever wonder what it would look like if your head got run over? You can stop wondering and take a look at this dude. Always look both ways before crossing the street.....

I was actually craving some pizza for lunch today, but now I don't really want it anymore. His special sauce is no secret, but I doubt many people will be stealing his recipe. Then again, yo....

Rope or not, this fall is enough to make most fill their tighty whiteys with a giant mud pile. It's going to be uncomfortable climbing the rest of the day with a shitty ass.....

Here's an idea, don't have women guards at a prison for men. Unless they really want equal rights that bad, then I guess they can get knocked the fuck out too. Her skills would be put to bet....

He's been a bad dog and now he has to ride the train all alone in the corner. I wonder what he did to get punished like that. I'm guessing there's a hot brown loaf on the floor nearby.....

The tornadoes did more than tear houses down and flip cars over. It also put a metal post right through her leg. Ouchies. At least it's better than getting one through the head.....

He tried a nose slide but he did a faceplant instead. And he did it with great style. He's going to feel that one in the morning.....

Syrian culture is very loving. They have a tremendous respect for the dead as you can see here. It's just part of the peaceful Muslim religion.....

Marathons aren't for everybody, as you can see here. But on the bright side, at least she's only puking and not shitting herself. Actually, I guess I don't know that for sure. She could be f....

Damn, the tornadoes certainly fucked shit up in Oklahoma. Here are just a few pictures of some of the aftermath. I can't even imagine going through some shit like that.....

Here is some good footage of the tornado that wrecked shit in Oklahoma yesterday. That is some real crazy shit. I don't know if the guys recording it have big balls or little brains, but eit....

I wonder if they also wash cum from pants, because I'm pretty sure a few nuts just got busted. The only thing I need them to wash is their assholes right before I suck on them for an hour.....

Granny has a rotary phone in the kitchen, but you can't make any calls cause she's wearing the cord. She'd also like to be wearing your cum, so get up in her dusty old snatch and drop a load....

Ditch the soda, Wheels, and enjoy that pussy getting rubbed on your head. In fact, if you can, turn your ahead around and bury your face right in that cooter. This slut ain't going to stop y....

Holy fucking shit! That was maybe the coolest accident I've seen yet. This shit happens after somebody watches a shitload of Knight Rider and The Dukes of Hazzard episodes, and hits the road....

Quick, find out whatever drugs this kid is on and give him some more. This shit is entertaining as fuck and I'd hate to see it stop anytime soon. I have no regard for retards that can't hand....

How much more of an explanation do you need, you dumb cunt? Just shut the fuck up, turn your camera off, and use that phone to call the police. And then turn the camera back on.....

Here's a nice little trick to impress or freak out your friends. I bet it's a big winner with the ladies too. I would stare at their boobs and then pop my eyeballs out for them. That shit ha....

He looked in the mirror after his barber was finished working on the new hairdo, and he just couldn't handle it. He decided it was better to end it all, rather than sport that ridiculous hai....

What a hot mess this drunk skeezer is. I'm really liking the cleavage shot she's giving us. And she likes her hair pulled too. I'm always down with that. And what the hell, maybe it's the wh....

I can't stand these fucking douchebags who take up two parking spots. I think a slashed tire or a broken window is more appropriate, but the asshole parking is pretty funny. Not enough for t....

A hot slut with big tits and a cold beer. What more could a man need? A plate of nachos would top things off nicely, but it's not even necessary with some titties like that.....

I love their carefree attitude while fucking outdoors in public. And the friend is just hanging out, patiently waiting for them to finish. A real class act, all the way around.....

I'm liking what I see. I wonder what else she can squeeze with that tight ass of hers. I'm sure she could squeeze a nut out with no problem. Let's put that dumper to the test.....

I'm all for women competing in the Olympics, but let's see them in events that they are actually good at. Like vacuuming, doing laundry, cooking, and so on. They don't actually think anybody....

He really should learn to control his vehicle better. Rather, should have. I don't think he's learning anything ever again. Maybe how to eat through a straw, but that's about it.....

Why, why, why? That's a question that will never have a good answer. Who comes up with these cock and ball torturing devices anyway? What kind of sadistic fuck is putting together CAD drawin....

Aww yes, what guy doesn't love shoving his hand down a chick's pants outside in the middle of the day for all to see? It's a great way to claim the vagina that belongs to you. Now make sure ....

I need to see another dead Syrian like I need another hole in my head. But more and more keep coming every day, so fuck it. As much as the Middle East sucks donkey dick, those fuckers sure d....

Some people are just natural dancers and some have no business even walking across a dance floor. Obviously, this guy is a natural. Just check out those moves. There's no way he's on drugs, ....

Fell from the sky or run over by a truck? Either way, the end result is pretty much the same. Lots of innards on the pavement, a rotten stench in the air, and somebody with a shitty job clea....

It's really no big deal. So what if he knocked his friend off the bluff and sent him tumbling all the way down to the water. He's drunk and he's Russian. That shit wouldn't have even phased ....

Well it looks to me like everybody had a pretty great night. Doing what, we can only guess, but no doubt drugs and alcohol were involved. And perhaps some double penetration as well. Or mayb....

She's one hell of a mall security guard. She's dumb, disrespectful, irrational, and quick to engage in violence against bystanders. I think she was meant to be in a position of authority. Sh....

Fucking awesome! I've never seen a mermaid's vagina before. I always figured they'd be all fishy and shit, but she's got the real deal, and she's even keeping it nice and shaved. I bet she w....

What do you say, fellas? She's a bit old, a bit tubby, a bit hairy, but I'm guessing she looks better than what you've been poking for the last decade or two. She's ready and waiting.....

Uh-oh, it looks like wifey got busted fucking her man on the side. Now he's making his escape out the window for the whole neighborhood to see. I think it's time to start tossing that bitch'....

Do I even need to write anything about this? We all know how much the Japanese love shit. All shit is good shit for them. They never disappoint when it comes to shit.....

Who doesn't love a good prison beating? They sure love to dish them out in Venezuela. Pants up or pants down, they still have a good time smacking that ass.....

You better believe he's worked hard to get that body. Several hours every day in the gym and a strict diet is how he made it all possible. And now the ladies just flock to him.....

He just wants a kiss and it doesn't really matter who it's from. And the big guy just wants to punch something. We can only hope the broken glass cut both of them.....

That was an incredible stunt. I wonder how long he had to practice before he nailed it like that. He definitely stole the show that night.....

You hold your beer and we'll hold your boobs. That's what friends are for. Now let's try this topless. It will work much better. Trust me, ladies.....

Another week has gone by. Yippy fucking yay! It's time to drink lots of beer, grill up some bacon cheeseburgers and fuck a couple crackwhores from down the street.....

The thing I like most about Muslims is they really like to kill other Muslims. They even make big shows out of it and chant their little Allahu Akbars, to trick themselves into thinking it's....

This is what happens if you soak someone's head in coke for about an hour or so. It rots the flesh off and leaves a nice skull to look at. Another hour and the acid will make the skull disap....

This might be a little shocking to see a bench clearing brawl at a kids hockey game, but when you know that the kids are Russian, it all makes sense. I'm sure they all were drinking before t....

This is a real bummer. She had hydrocephalus but she got surgery and should be better now. She reminds me of Wayne the Brain McClain. You can read about her right here.....

Did you see the new Barbie line-up yet? They've got some good ones for all the little girls to play with. There's Anorexic Barbie, BBW Barbie, Pot Belly Barbie, and Plastic Surgery Barbie. T....

Look at this shit. We've got all kinds of angles to watch this crash. Of course the asshole who caused all this gets out of his car no problem. Everyone involved should take turns beating on....

Oh shit, somebody tried to get a free ride on the subway. Call some back up quick! Get the whole force down here! We need the SWAT team, the bomb squad, and we better call the FBI and Homela....

Looks like somebody had too many tacos and needs to lay off the refried beans. At least get a dark suit that will help hide your shitty ass. Good luck getting that shit stain out.....

I got myself a fantastic new cup holder for my coffee. It's not just a cup holder though. It also makes a great cock holder, face holder, fist holder and fart dispenser.....

When she's all done sitting on his face, I'm sure she'll be happy to sit on yours too. She'll talk sexy to you and maybe even pinch a loaf for you to enjoy. If you're lucky.....

I was really expecting him to tase the ducks, jump on top of them and start yelling, "Stop resisting! Stop resisting!" I was wrong. I guess I can still be surprised by the actions of the pol....

Uh-oh, I hope she knows that sharks can smell blood from up to a quarter mile away. She better get back on the dry sand before one comes swimming up and eats that bloody pussy of hers. Or ma....

Do you need someone to cut your lawn, cause I gotta guy. He's a bit eccentric, but he does great work. He'll keep your shit looking all nice and he's cheaper than the Mexicans.....

I don't see what the problem is. He's always wanted to be a firefighter and he's just volunteering his services to the department. They should be grateful to him, not throwing him in jail. D....

Trying to jack this guy wasn't the best idea. He's got a gun too and is quicker to use it. Try getting a real job instead, asshole. Oh, you can't, because you're fucking dead.....

Thanks, Candy. I will keep this dollar forever and ever. Anytime I am feeling down and out, I will sniff the dollar bill and be reminded of your sweet ass. Wait, Candy wasn't the fat 50 year....

If you like jerking off in public, then China is probably the place for you. Take a trip and give it a shot. Just stick your hands down your pants and go fucking nuts. Double fist it or even....

If you want to right a vehicle with only two wheels in Asia, you're going to have to pay the price sooner or later. Sometimes it's getting run over and crushed by a truck, and some times it'....

I don't understand the importance guys put on hair to go through some shit like this. Get out a razor and man the fuck up.....

Loony Tunes played a big role in a lot of kids' lives, obviously some more than others. Bugs Bunny is a smooth motherfucker and he knew how to handle his bitches. Believe that.....

The shape of that ass is hypnotizing in itself, but the moving lines will put you in a trance. But no worries, it's not like you have any important shit to do today anyway. Just stare at tha....

Hey let's go down to the town square and watch today's executions. It's always a good time. Syria sure is a fun place to be. I wonder if he would let me get on that megaphone and say a few w....

He's packing a lot of power for a little 5 foot Asian. Although it doesn't really take much power to send one of those little guys off their feet. Loser gets raped by a ladyboy. Winner gets ....

Are you into some chubby chasing? This chunky chick is all sexied up for and spread wide open, waiting for your meat. It looks like her bush is creeping up to her hips too. Dive in and get y....

At least he got to drink some beers before he got stabbed and all bloodied up. If you gotta go, you might as well go drunk. I wonder if he's got any more beers left. I'm pretty thirsty.....

What a couple of fucking sorry sons of bitches. The two of them together can't even manage to steal a chick's purse. Good for her. Those dickholes need a good beatdown.....

The deer just needed a ride for a few blocks, that's all. And he didn't want to pay the fare either. That is one tough motherfucker right there. Delicious too I'm sure.....

She went black and she's never coming back. But she didn't just go black. She went Africa black. Maybe she's got that African AIDS too. Who wants a piece of that ass?....

This looks like a lot of fun. I'd really enjoy grabbing some rioters and kicking the shit out of them. I especially like the trip kick to faceplant on the car. Good times.....

He must be late for mass. He really needs to get that cross to the church so everyone can worship our lord and savior. He looks a little old to be naked at church though. Maybe they have a p....

Here's a good reason to not live on a lake somewhere with harsh winters. That is some pretty cool shit. Not so cool for the homeowners, but I live in Florida, so I don't really give a shit. ....

This is the result of faceplanting into a pile of branches. He lucked out that it didn't go right through his eyeball. After he pays those medical bills, he might want to invest in some safe....

I don't know and I don't care what NYGART is, and nor should you. She's just here so we can enjoy her tits. I really appreciate how she doesn't talk too. I love a woman who knows what her mo....

This is one of the best views you can get of an ass, and this is quite an impressive specimen. There are kinds of things I'd like to put in that thing. My face, tongue, fingers, schlong, rem....

It's been over a month since we've gotten any user boobs, and that's not a good thing. We've had no shortage of user dicks sent to us though, so I figured if I posted one, then maybe we coul....

They're taking it to a whole new level in Syria. Now they're cutting out organs and eating them. I like their creativity. Allahu Akbar, bitches.....

I've got an idea. How about washing your feet every once in a while? Maybe change your socks daily, or even just soak that nasty shit in some hot water. I think any of these might help you n....

This all started because the neighbors called in a noise complaint. Apparently that's enough reason for the cops to kick down your door, tase you and take you to jail. Welcome to the land of....

I looked at this for a minute, thinking to myself, what the hell am I looking at. Then I realized I was looking at someone's crotchal region. I liked it better when I couldn't tell what it w....

This is a good one to watch right before you go to bed and you're sure to have sweet dreams. For a second I thought I was watching an Alien movie. My gummy worms taste funny now.....

I really want to fuck this chick, just to see the faces and hear the noises she makes when she's cumming. I be if you surprise poked her in the butthole, her reaction would be pure gold. She....

It's too bad it's not Thanksgiving, because that looks like it would make some real good cranberry sauce to slop on your plate. A side of mashed potatoes and some stuffing, and you could eat....

If he's passed out, he's not going to be able to enjoy the sweet smell of her ass as she shits right by his face. That's a real bummer. He'll see this picture and wish he hadn't drank so muc....

I know there are so many of you out there cumming in your pants right now at the thought of owning this troll dream machine. Just think, you wouldn't have to leave Mom's basement for months.....

Oh my, I must have forgotten how to swim. I need to grab on to your floating devices to keep from drowning. Now that you've saved my life, how can I repay you? I have a couple ideas. Spread ....

He's on some good fucking drugs. At least at first he doesn't give a fuck that his guts are hanging out, but that changes. It might be a good idea to sit down and wait for the ambalamps. ....

How would you like to get yourself a sniper rifle and spend some time in Syria. It looks pretty fun, doesn't it? Not so much for Adad though. He's trying to do his laundry, but no, they just....

She's ready and waiting for you, fellas, so step up, get inside and dump a load. Don't worry about child support cause she's already been knocked up for months. She might even have some milk....

Nice fucking driving. He's dodging accidents left and right. It looks like he's the only one on the road without his head up his ass. If he's got a lady in there with him, it's her duty to g....

Milking cocks all day long is not an easy job, but she was born to be a cock farmer, and she loves her work. We should all be as lucky as her to find our calling in life.....

As wacky as this shit is, that bitch bending over does look like a pretty fine piece of ass. I'm not sure what's up with that troll behind her though. Regardless, I want in on this party. I'....

BMX riding is a really great way to fuck yourself up. You can hurt every part of your body and there are so many ways to do it. Here are a few choice ones, so sit back in the comfort of your....

I so wanted this idiot to get trampled and a tusk shoved right up his ass. Then all his friends to get a piece too. Fucking morons got away easy on this one.....

I like this guy's style. Some people bow down to Hollywood stars with envy and admiration, but he bows down to puke all over them. However, the only throwing up I would do on Halle Berry is ....

Damn, I didn't really want to see him get away as unscathed as he did. You at least hope he would get some shrapnel in his eye or something. Maybe even blow a finger or two off. I guess we c....

Somebody please come along and either free this little guy's nuts, or put him out of his misery. Don't just stand there and take pictures. That shit ain't cool. I mean, take pictures, but he....

This girl has definitely got some talent. I guess she was singing or something, but I couldn't really tell because that titty stole the show. If this is some talent contest, she should certa....

She's really got some dance moves, and apparently a yeast infection too. It might not be the best time to strip down and spread em' on the dance floor, but she's just a free spirit. And a na....

I got the feeling to take myself a nice tropical island vacation. It sure would be nice to kick back on the beach with a cold drink and some big ass titties in my face. And if she's got them....

Most fans show their team spirit by wearing their team colors, but superfans show their spirit by showing their tits and beaver. Go, team, go!....

Gas leaks sure can be a motherfucker. Especially when they blow the fuck up and shake the whole block, like what happened here in Prague. Read about it, bitches.....

Not sure why this guy is so pissed, but that biker sure did just get punked like a little bitch. It would be better to get punched in the face than to get bitch slapped. And why would you po....

Millions of spiders climbed the tree to escape the flooding waters, and this is what they all made together. Anybody want to go climb that tree? Fuck that. And it looks like every tree has i....

I can think of many better ways to die than getting your face chewed off by a pissed off dog. But it is kind of a bad ass way to go out. It makes for good pictures too.....

You have to respect her for setting a goal and working hard to achieve it, regardless of what her friends or doctors think is "healthy" for her. Just kidding. She's a fat fucking slob who re....

Cars driving by you really fast might be kind of cool for a few minutes, but watching a car get totally decimated in a split second will be a cool memory for the rest of your life.....

So how was the game? I see you ate lunch there and enjoyed plenty of beverages. That's always a good thing. Puking all over yourself, pissing your pants, and passing out, however, it is typi....

Just when you thought beer couldn't get any better, along comes the glass to change your worldly views. Add boobs to anything, and whatever it is just got better. So kick back and touch some....