I am leaving and you know what that means?  All of you can fall off a fucking cliff.  I usually hid my disdain for everyone but now that I am leaving there is nothing to hide.  I hope your p....

Once again we show some love from the great guys at ELT.  They have a way with the ladies and that way consists of asking girls to show their tits and getting pictures.  Way to go!....

Except any plane I plan on flying on because that shit is for your house or other things that don't fall out of the sky and crashes into a huge ball of fucking fire once the duct tape stops ....

If you are this fat then please get help.  I know I said guys will fuck anything but if you look like this your vagina probably looks like a leather boot.  Not attractive.....

At least have the decency to tell people the stuff you are trying to give away at the garage sale is complete and utter shit even you have no use for.  Otherwise they get all excited an....

People could take this image one of two ways.  Either the people that run the company are fucking idiots or they are trying to show you what happens if you don't have safety.  Seem....

There is no reason why they couldn't have made the cars this fast when we were kids so I am thinking it is because they didn't want us to take shit over all mad max style.  There is not....

Taking a concrete nap is something that happens when you are too old to ride a fucking skateboard and compound that problem by not wearing a helmet.  Prepare to remember jack and shit f....

I love when stupid people pull out in front of you and then stop as if they can pretend they didn't just pull out in front of you.  Getting your car plowed into and flipped over by that....

It is the height of rudeness to be sitting in the middle of a crowd of people and let your guts stick out.  I know someone just came by with a knife and gutted you like a fish but that ....

Once you get to that stage in a friendship that you are kicking each other in the balls just for shits and giggles it's time to move out and get a real fucking job.  Your never gonna ha....

As if the church wasn‘t harsh enough now they are forcing couples to have sex for thirty days straight. Normally that would seem like a good thing but remember these people are married. Al....

Who gives a shit whether this tank barrel is loaded or not?  All I know is you aren't gonna find me sticking my head anywhere near that.  There is enough idiots out there and I don....

At first I thought this might be some gag that just accidentally was insulting to other cultures. Then I saw the little tribesman with a spear and big lips. That‘s when I realized the Japa....

This is exactly like that glow worm thing people had in the 80's but instead it's attached to your body.  Make no doubt about it the glow worm you see in this picture is not under any k....

Nothing spells creepy like metal legs and bush sticking out of a pinball machine.  The only thing weirder would be if you had to insert the coin in her uhhh... Coin slot.....

Nothing sucks worse than getting cut on your face.  You can't hide it with anything except maybe a ski mask and even then people give you funny looks.  At least when the scar heals....

Ok so maybe I got snookered over the weekend into thinking this Japanese chick with a pair of rubber tits was the real deal. I can tell your for certain that THIS lady is the real deal. Yo....

As soon as this video started I knew how it was gonna end.  It takes a bunch of energy to lift someone off the ground like that but when you drop them on their head it makes it all wort....

This is a sweet clip mashup of all these hot girls that got busted by real P.I.‘s playing with themselves at work and other public places.. The P.I.‘s were hired by these biz‘s for security ....

What do you do if you are a whale stuck in a giant tank with a bunch of asshole humans screaming at you almost every day.  You take all that pent up frustration out on your trainer.&nbs....

A little word of caution.  Whenever you are riding a motorized vehicle using your feet to stop is heavily discouraged.  I know it looked all cool on the Flinstones but that shit is....

This guy manages to complete the frontflip but unfortunately he was half way through another one and ended up smashing his face on the ground.  Look on the bright side... All your frien....

This is what happens when you smoke crack in bed.....

Lol I swear I didn't even notice that shark's head in the water until right now.....

I hate it when those riggs sneak up on you and turn you into a road kill pancake.....

This is one of those scenes where your just waiting to find body parts lying around.....

I would have had some one look at that a long time before they took this picture. You kind of have to when your skin starts to eat itself away.....

He wasn't hearing music before he smacked his head, but I sure he's hearing some sweet tunes now. I'm sure he's going to have a splitting head ache for a long time.....

Now I'm not entirely sure, but I bet she was running her mouth all day and he was like you know fuck that bitch!!! That or maybe he was just a dick who needs to get his ass beat down.....

That is one of the worst feelings in the world. You realize you have to much momentum going and your about to eat it, yet you can't really do anything about it. All you can do is try and enj....

I guess no one told the Iraqi police that the paramedics are on their side. I thought it was a given but we are dealing with people who like to blow themselves up so I guess I can let that o....

I so want to learn how to do these sick moves. How bad ass would it be to just knock somebody out with minimal effort?....

I wonder how many people where actually molested by their babysitter. Better Yet How many enjoyed it?....

That just looks like it was real fucking painful!!!....

I bet they never thought this would happen when they designed this fucker.....

South Florida Bikers rule. They are meaner than pit bulls I tell you!! ....

Looks like korean fast food to me.`....

Homeboy here got wrecked. He never knew what hit him. It looked like he was going to have to call it a day.....

This fucker just sounds nasty. Even when it got all side ways, it was still like no problem. I would have some serious fun with that little fucker.....

Dude, that's a pretty shitty situation. You never know when someone is going to atack and you never know from where. To top it of they just can't get up and go. I have to hand it to those fi....

This chick just dropped right on her face. She just learned a valuable lesson in momentum. Live and learn.....

I bet he was glad he took his friends advice. It's genius. A condom that glows. I would end up using it like a lightsaber for sure.....

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