Quit fucking playing and give the old man a suckjob already. At least let him feel on your tits and ass. He's lived a long life and doesn't need to be teased by some filthy tramp like you. N....

Her nice day at the park went sour real fucking fast. At least people came over to help. That's a rarity these days. But I'm not so sure there's much that can help her out right about now.....

What do you do after you eat a couple pot brownies and are stoned out of your fucking gord? This user gets his girlfriend naked and graffitis her up for his favortie website. Thanks for that....

I always say, it ain’t a party until ol’ Gina’s tits make their first appearance. It's funny because when I saw her tits, I had the exact same expression she has now. They scared the shit ou....

Who gives a shit about facebook or Spain or whatever else these bitches are yapping about? I want to see what's going on down there in Sara Eisen's pussy. Getting a little afternoon delight ....

Hell yeah, the boys are meeting up again, and I see some of them have brought their inanimate lady friends with them. Check out Steve, big pimping with two dolls. He’s the man. I wonder what....

What could make you happier than watching some people fail miserably with some painful faceplants and back breakers? Maybe a black, midget hooker dressed as Wonder Woman, but that's about it....

Sure, putting your friend’s hand in warm water while he’s sleeping to make him piss himself is always funny, but you’ll feel like a real dick when you leave it soaking all night and his skin....

My first thought was, this guy is a real fucking dick. But then I thought about it, and we don't know what his reason for running the moped riders over was. Maybe they sexually assaulted his....

Well, I know what I’m doing this weekend. Round up the posse, because we’re having a Booty Ring Toss tournament at my place. I’ll get the girls, but you all have to bring the food and drink.....

It took me a minute to see what all the screaming was about, and then I saw his bone sticking out of his forearm. Apparently that hurts a lot. Enough to make a big man cry like a little girl....

They have some good advice here, but I really don’t agree with the vomiting part. I think vomiting on your assailant is just going to get him all horny and make him want to sexually assault ....

Teach these whores with some Public Disgrace. It's just another day at the garage and this dirty fucking whore needs some Public Disgrace. Let all the boys have a turn smacking that slut bef....

We'd like to wish you a happy Monday with some nice, perky user boobs. They're so cute and just enough for a boner producing handful. Thank you for sending us those beauties. Do you have tit....

I know you're all shocked that the rapture didn't happen this weekend, but we found out why. Apparently Macho Man Randy Savage's death had a purpose after all. Just as Jesus what about to se....

With titties that big, it can be hard for her to tweak her own nipples, so she's getting a little help from her friend. Gives those nips a good squeeze and treat those titties right. That's ....

It's a bit unorthodox, but a highly effective car security device. And it's way better than an annoying ass car alarm that nobody even bothers responding too. Just make sure he stays on the ....

If some fucker on the bus jacked off on my head, I think I would have to murder him. That chick is going to have a crusty streak on her hat and not know what the fuck happened. Really did no....

When she told me to come over so she could give me some head, this is not at all what I was expecting. I'm sorry, I just can't get it up for this. But the glasses do look pretty good.....

Now this is the kind of team spirit I can bet behind. She's the number one fan as far as I'm concerned. Put those titties on the glass and let us see those beauties. If this is what he gets ....

Drunk Mexicans, you gotta love em'. Hanging out in the parking lot is such a good time when the beers are flowing, but be careful who you put your hands on. You just may get slapped like a b....

Everyone wants to stop to pick up these sluts, but their a little choosy about who they'll get a ride from. This just goes to show that when you get distracted by pussy, bad things happen. B....

Traveling by airplane is getting pretty ridiculous. The whole airport experience sucks, the tickets are overpriced, and now they're packing people in the overhead storage bins. But at least ....

Junior is one fat son of a bitch, and Mom is doing everything she can to keep him that way. Whatever Fatty wants, Fatty gets. A couple Big Macs will be a nice snack before dinner. Then he ca....

Scoreland is The Place For Big Tits! If you love huge tits, the people at Scoreland have a website for you! Now about all these huge tits, wow, those big ass fun bags are just flopping aroun....

There are so many great things going on in this picture. First of all the tits on these two little hotties are just fucking gorgeous. Next, the accidental blowjob couldn't have been planned ....

Waterfalls are so spectacular and full of power that it's hard not to be in awe of them. This guy was so inspired, he decided to make a waterfall out of his very own shithole. He's even made....

These guys came up with a great idea. Tow snowboarding in a wet parking lot. They still have a couple of kinks to work out, but they'll have to wait until this guy recovers from his broken a....

This chick has some big, fake titties and she wants men to tell her how great they are so she can feel good about herself. Personally, if they're rock hard and don't move, I'm not interested....

We didn't want to disappoint anybody today, so you know we had to find an Asian woman taking a shit. She spotted a nice place for a dump and let it go. As you can see, nobody even looks twic....

If you want to be in the closet with your love of trees, and maybe your fellow man, you should hop on the bandwagon of coolness with Extreme Tree Hugging. Now you can hug all the trees you w....

Julio Aparicio is a lucky man. He almost got the bull's horn stuck in his fucking face at a recent bull fight. Too bad too, I like an underdog, and to me, the bull is the underdog. I'd like ....

This guy was all tough and shit until the little lady fought back. She laid in to his ass with a good one two one two again. After that, he thought maybe it's time to get the fuck out of her....

This is Mother Nature at her finest. Look at those beautiful, moist, pink lips just waiting to be devoured. It even has a clit. Also, it won't ask you "what are you thinking?" after you bust....

No idea what the sign means. I see BOOBS though. Very nice ones at that. Enjoy fuckers.....

This shit is pretty fucking amazing. Talent here that I will never have. Well done sir.....

I've heard of hitting shit while your drunk, usually its parked cars or telephone poles. But a fucking horse?! Man that is a new one to me. I hope this jackass has a good explanation for thi....

Wow. Just wow. Even fucking tree trimming services have turned into homosexual bullshit. These fuckers would get shot if they showed up at my doorstep saying they are here to cut the trees.....

Jesus Christ, I mean there is a limit to how tan you should get. Granted these fucks probably think its cool to get fake tans in those bullshit ass tanning beds. You two look like complete r....

There is nothing better in the world than a nice set of juicy titties. I wanna find this chic, because if she ever gets pregnant I want to bottle up all the breast milk and have the best Ch....

Some people are born with special talents or skills, and this guy is definitely one of them. This is one of the best motorcycle recoveries ever! He deserved a big ice cream cone after that ....

These guys have come up with a great vehicle that is all terrain and even has a ball busting boxing glove attached to the front end. All I gotta say is that I wouldn't wanna be the fat kid ....

It took this dude only a few seconds to take off, and after a couple seconds he realized he was going right back down to where he came from.....

You know you're a redneck when you're riding a snowmobile in the grass. You know you're a redneck when you build a ramp with ply wood and tires. And you know you're a redneck when you go h....

Well its the end of the week and boy were the comments funny. People must have brought their A game because the shit you wrote was beyond funny. So sit back and enjoy the show because with....

Wouldn't it be cool if we had a huge hole in our stomach that we could just throw food into whenever we get hungry.  That way if you were late for work or something you wouldn't have to....

The winner for hottest chick with no legs and missing at least one arm goes to... This girl!  Admit it.  Even though she is missing a few parts you would still lend her your own fo....

Everyone has a favorite flavor.  Usually it's chocolate or vanilla but what is your favorite flavor of negros?  I personally like black beans and rice but the red beans from Popeye....

If you ever wonder why I am so afraid of being bit by a spider just take a look at this guys leg.  He got bit by a brown recluse and this is the amount of damage he has to endure. ....

It's hard to tell what is going on at first but once you read the title you'll know it's not just an ordinary book.  Sure it's a romance novel but don't be surprised if you are still ha....

If Sylvester Stallone had a braincell left in that muscle filled head of his he would have stop putting his crusty ass in all the Rambo movies and just gone with topless chicks shooting rand....

You ever watch a video on the internet and wish the person who‘s face you are seeing could be punched. Well wait no longer because finally someone read all of our minds and made a video out....

I don't wanna tell this guy how to fight but if your gonna fight a one arm man it's safe to say you might wanna watch out for his feet.  Afterall he has two of them so it's a lot more l....

So while all of us sit around here in the states and complain about high gas prices we still have people overseas riding around waiting to get blown up.  Look on the bright side.  ....

The look on this ladies face before she passes out is priceless.  I think it's safe to say she is not gonna be making it very far on the show.  If she passes out during the intervi....

MILF's proof that god loves us. Isn't that what Ben Franklin said...ohh wait that was beer. Anywhoo, I love a hardcore MILF that will get down on some dick, and these guys have the hottest. ....

Sometimes in life you have to make a tough decision.  Fortunately in college you don't always have to make that.  Unfortunately after that for the rest of you life there is probabl....

Do you think I could borrow them cuz I don't think you are gonna be needing them too much longer.  After they peel you off the floor about the only thing your gonna be wearing is a toe ....

Oh wait...  Nevermind I didn't realize that was a dude.  I think I was still partially blinded from the tatooed granny I posted earlier.  I need to go scrub my eyes now.....

Well maybe it doesn't get red out but it keeps it off your clothes.  Unless your into that sorta thing.  Freak.....

There are certain things that do not get better with age.  Two of those things are tatoo's and saggy tits.  Unfortunately this Nanna has both and I want to see neither.....

You have to hand it to this guy for overcoming the odds and skating better than most people with all their limbs.  I guess the only problem is once you get a bunch of speed you only hav....

This guy actually managed to serve himself a huge heaping of unconsciousness.  Once he begins to remember who he is he'll be happy to know his friends laughed their asses off while he f....

Of course by spicy I mean bomb blast and by food I also meant bomb blast.  If I ever see a dead body on the streets in on of these other countries they are gonna stay there as far as Im....

I thought Emo Kids were supposed to be too depressed to fight.  All that aggression needs to be pent up so you can write all that boring poetry.  Now both of them have to go home a....

Wait maybe not....  Next time your buddy is filming you getting xtreme make sure you bring you man pants.  Othewise you'll wind up crying in a most bitchlike manner kinda like this....

So this is what it has come to.....

Not making fun of her, but it looks like someone just popped her in the mouth real good.....

That's my kind of girl. Protien shakes for everyone!!!....

It's like training for college.....

I know where I'm spending my summer.....

I'm not sure as to what exactly happened, but I'm pretty sure they didn't plan this. I wonder if there would be a radiation threat.....

I don't think it's right how the guy keeps trying to land the jump kick and Ref steps in every time he misses. That's got to be annoying as hell.....

Take her ass to Wife School. They'll set her straight. In my opinion it should be mandatory for every wife to go to this class before they can get the ring or the honeymoon.....

I almost admire this move. He was just trying to play it off like he was going for the ball. ....

There's always a asshole out there that has to just fuck it all up for the rest of us. Those chicks were getting ready to take it off. At least it seemed that way.....

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