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EXCUSE ME MISS BEER ME
EXCUSE ME MISS BEER ME

Hey lady, can you grab me a beer. And while you are at it, can I stare at your tits for about 20 minutes and maybe touch this. Heck, you can have my beer, can I just touch those tits? Maybe ....

Posted: 8-29-2014
Views: 12088
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Sluts
JUNKIE CONSUMERISM SOLVED
JUNKIE CONSUMERISM SOLVED

As a nation, we really are hooked on buying useless shit. And this guy seems to have the answer. Only problem is, if we stop buying shit, is he going to still have a job?....

Posted: 8-29-2014
Views: 8744
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Silly Signs
YOU PEE YOU GO ON INTERNET
YOU PEE YOU GO ON INTERNET

You want to stop people from peeing outside your house, you record that shit and send it up for all to see. That should stop that in short order. Now if you got people taking poops on your y....

Posted: 8-29-2014
Views: 7472
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Silly Signs
LOST IPOD TOUCH
LOST IPOD TOUCH

You lose your ipod touch, you better be ready to pay up sucka. Get those ones and fives out because mother fuckers are going to be out bidding you if you don't. The $51 guy is a fucking geni....

Posted: 8-29-2014
Views: 9027
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Silly Signs
WORST BIKINI CARWASH EVER
WORST BIKINI CARWASH EVER

In the front of the building the sign says "bikini car wash" but what they don't tell you is the local Elk's Lodge has their heaviest drinkers back there soaping up your car. Just be thankfu....

Posted: 8-29-2014
Views: 10095
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Fatty Fatty
SAVE THAT BABY
SAVE THAT BABY

Ohh wait, the baby is ok, itís only a tattoo. Thatís one hell of a place for a baby portrait tattoo. Now when I am banging this fat ass doggy style, I have to see her kid crying looking up a....

Posted: 8-29-2014
Views: 8494
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Tattoos
ONE BEAUTIFUL USER TIT
ONE BEAUTIFUL USER TIT

My-my, that is one lovely titty. I bet the other one is just as good, and both would look even better in my mouth. Thanks for sending that beautiful boob in for us to enjoy. You other ladies....

Posted: 8-28-2014
Views: 16666
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Boobs From Fans
REDNECK LOVE ON THE RIVER
REDNECK LOVE ON THE RIVER

The redneck mating ritual is not the most beautiful sight to see, but sit back and observe. The alpha male approaches the cow from behind and reveals her udders. The beta male then suckles t....

Posted: 8-28-2014
Views: 16399
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Sluts
CHEETOS ANYONE?
CHEETOS ANYONE?

As much as I enjoy Cheetos, I'm going to have to pass. I'm still full from breakfast and I'm not a big fan of foreskin cheese. But I'm sure there are starving kids in China who would love th....

Posted: 8-28-2014
Views: 13342
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Bizarre Sex Acts
LIMP AND MANGLED
LIMP AND MANGLED

I don't know what happened here, but it looks like that arm ain't going to be too useful anymore. Not unless you like a nice big, sloppy wet piece of wound pussy. I know a guy who would love....

KEYWORDS: mangled arm gore bloody
Posted: 8-28-2014
Views: 10311
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WARNING Death & Human Disfigurement
BEST SEAT ON THE BUS
BEST SEAT ON THE BUS

The old timer is wondering why the fuck he's moving sideways and not forward. I'm sure he doesn't have anywhere important to be anyway. At least up there he won't get run over by the bus. He....

Posted: 8-28-2014
Views: 10446
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WTF
DOES THAT NECK GO ALL THE WAY UP?
DOES THAT NECK GO ALL THE WAY UP?

This is actually a pretty crazy story. His mother was raped by a giraffe. Her family wanted her to get an abortion to kill that evil giraffe's offspring, but she couldn't go through with it.....

Posted: 8-28-2014
Views: 14373
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Nature Sucks
NO SHAVE NO PROBLEM
NO SHAVE NO PROBLEM

I really don't like hairy pussies, but this girl could grow dreadlocks and it wouldn't slow me down a bit. Hell, I'd braid them with my tongue. I think her legs could use a rest after tennis....

Posted: 8-27-2014
Views: 25007
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Sluts
NICE FUCKING SELFIE
NICE FUCKING SELFIE

There's only one thing I love more than sluts, and that's sluts that are proud to be sluts. She taking a picture of her fine pussy for everyone to see, with no shame whatsoever. Now that's a....

Posted: 8-27-2014
Views: 20501
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Sluts
IS THE BIKE SALVAGEABLE
IS THE BIKE SALVAGEABLE

If you want to ride a motorbike in Asia, then you are going to have to pay the toll. As you all know, that toll is getting run over by a semi. I'm pretty sure he's not going to make it. Espe....

Posted: 8-27-2014
Views: 12993
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WARNING Death & Human Disfigurement
THAT'S A GOOD GOAL
THAT'S A GOOD GOAL

That's a pretty good goal to have, but I would make it plural and say, "Your holes are my goals." There are three of them that I want to get in, and I think it's best to put that out there r....

Posted: 8-27-2014
Views: 13262
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Strictly Silly
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