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THAT'S A WINNING HAND
THAT'S A WINNING HAND

Well look at that, she's got a straight flush. I'd like to straight flush the semen out of penis all over her perfect, perky, natural tits. I guess I'll have to wait about 10 minutes though,....

Posted: 10-22-2014
Views: 8126
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Sluts
FEAR MAN BEAR PIG
FEAR MAN BEAR PIG

Usually I only post really shitty tattoos or stupid ones with spelling errors, but today I'm posting what may be the greatest tattoo I've ever seen. ManBearPig is a alive and you better watc....

Posted: 10-22-2014
Views: 6768
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Tattoos
SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN
SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN

So what do you guys think? Shot in the head? Jumped off building? Run over by a car? Fell off his motorcycle? I know some of you have to practically be forensics experts by now, so what the ....

Posted: 10-22-2014
Views: 5610
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WARNING Death & Human Disfigurement
THE BREAD MAN COMETH
THE BREAD MAN COMETH

I never had any idea how many uses bread has until I started working at the bakery. My eyes are wide open now. I have a sweet pair of bread shoes, a super comfortable bread dick warmer and m....

Posted: 10-22-2014
Views: 5832
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WTF
WHERE DID YOU PUT YOUR SOCKS?
WHERE DID YOU PUT YOUR SOCKS?

I don't know what he's at the hospital for. That leg looks fine to me. Maybe it could use a little lotion and some socks, but no need to waste a day seeing the doctor. Walk it off, pussy.....

Posted: 10-22-2014
Views: 7409
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WARNING Death & Human Disfigurement
SWISS ARMY FISH
SWISS ARMY FISH

I always felt like Swiss Army Knives were missing something. You got a couple blades, a can opener, toothpick, scissors, but never a fish like you really need. Until now. Thank you Switzerla....

Posted: 10-22-2014
Views: 7349
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Animals
GET INSIDE THAT PUSSY
GET INSIDE THAT PUSSY

What's wrong, Bif? Are you afraid of pussy? Does her ass stink? Does it smell like jizz from the guy who's cock she's sucking? It's time to man up, chug that beer and stick your dick inside ....

Posted: 10-21-2014
Views: 19520
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Sluts
YOUR WIFE IS A FUCKING BITCH
YOUR WIFE IS A FUCKING BITCH

I don't know how he did it, but he pissed off his wife and she chopped his dick off. And they weren't even married long. It said they were newlyweds. What a fucking cunt. I assume that's her....

Posted: 10-21-2014
Views: 15575
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WARNING Death & Human Disfigurement
PARKING LOT SUCK JOB
PARKING LOT SUCK JOB

I can't find a spot to park, but I can find a spot to get a suck job. That is one classy couple that just doesn't give a fuck. The guy walking by doesn't seem to give a fuck either. He proba....

Posted: 10-21-2014
Views: 19219
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Sluts
WOULD YOU HIT IT? BIG RED
WOULD YOU HIT IT? BIG RED

I've never seen a garter belt look so horrid before. I can't say I'm 100% percent certain that's even a woman. The tits don't look like a man's, but the face does. Who's ready to smash that ....

Posted: 10-21-2014
Views: 12195
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Fatty Fatty
THERE'S SOMETHING UNDER YOUR TIRE
THERE'S SOMETHING UNDER YOUR TIRE

Now that's just gross. And it's also a good reminder of why you don't want to get run over by a giant truck. I don't see the moped but I know it's gotta be around there somewhere.....

Posted: 10-21-2014
Views: 10864
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WARNING Death & Human Disfigurement
CAN I TAKE HER FOR A RIDE?
CAN I TAKE HER FOR A RIDE?

The ride is a lot better when you got some sexy ass bent over in front of you. Who cares if it isn't real? But it should at least be a Real Doll so he can actually fuck her while he's riding....

Posted: 10-21-2014
Views: 15529
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Bad Ass Shit
I'M A FAN OF HER
I'M A FAN OF HER

God dam lady, you are fucking crazy hot! Look at them titties. I would have to say, fuck watching football, we are going to have to play some hide the old pig skin. And if you are confused, ....

Posted: 10-20-2014
Views: 23203
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Sluts
YOU KNOW YOU ARE HUGE IN JAPAN WHEN
YOU KNOW YOU ARE HUGE IN JAPAN WHEN

You know you are huge in Japan when your dick gets stuck in the subway door. Just imagine all the Japanese chicks getting their panties wet because your dick is actually bigger than your pin....

Posted: 10-20-2014
Views: 18864
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Asians
YOU ORDERED DESSERT AGAIN
YOU ORDERED DESSERT AGAIN

Dude, wtf, you ordered dessert again? Seriously, how many bowls of dicks can you eat? I realize you love the taste of a creamy banana in your mouth, but this is just getting embarrassing. I ....

Posted: 10-20-2014
Views: 13414
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Homo\'s Running a Muck
BADASS RAMBO MAKEUP JOB
BADASS RAMBO MAKEUP JOB

This is a great job with some makeup, I have to give her that. The downside is no, you look like Sylvester Stallone. Which could kill any chance of you getting laid tonight, unless you meet ....

Posted: 10-20-2014
Views: 15730
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Holiday Cheer
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