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MAKE YOUR OWN SUNDAY
MAKE YOUR OWN SUNDAY

I have to admit, I am now a huge fan of Sundays. Looks like she is missing the banana. No problem, I have something she can use like a banana. Just lay down Ma'am, and let me stick my dick......

Posted: 3-1-2015
Views: 110
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WHO NEEDS A MANI PEDI
WHO NEEDS A MANI PEDI

I know someone that really needs a mani pedi. Dang you have tree trunk hands, I guess you are the real life Root from Guardians of the Galaxy. I can only imagine the grossness that happens w....

Posted: 3-1-2015
Views: 161
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Pain
BORED? DRESS YOUR DICK UP
BORED? DRESS YOUR DICK UP

Are you bored this Sunday, and maybe even snowed in? Well, you can dress your dick up, and send in your pictures. No, don't do that. Melissa R. sent these in, and that's enough dick pictures....

Posted: 3-1-2015
Views: 271
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WTF
MY IDEA OF A MASSAGE
MY IDEA OF A MASSAGE

When I think massage, I think of this. Three pussies rubbing together. I just wish I could slide my cock up in-between those vaginas. That would be one hell of a happy ending. ....

Posted: 3-1-2015
Views: 831
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Sluts
WHO WANTS BACON?
WHO WANTS BACON?

This farmer in Australia kept on loosing dogs. Being that he is Australian, he fought the urge to have sex with his sheep one last time, and get his gun. He found the culprit and unloaded on....

Posted: 3-1-2015
Views: 829
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Animals
AWESOME SNOW BLOWER
AWESOME SNOW BLOWER

My snow blower is fucking awesome, but the only problem is she doesn't displace any snow. But, who cares about snow if you're getting your dick sucked. You just have to wait til Frosty's don....

Posted: 2-27-2015
Views: 21530
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Sluts
SO MANY TITS TO SUCK
SO MANY TITS TO SUCK

First off, no I don't have a breast milk fetish. We've just been getting a bunch of tit milk drinking shit sent to us this week. Anyway, here is some more. Maybe it's more fun to breast feed....

Posted: 2-27-2015
Views: 18026
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WTF
A REAL PAIN IN THE BALLS
A REAL PAIN IN THE BALLS

Here's one that should make you cringe a little when you think about it. He fractured his femur and the top part broke off and got stuck next to his balls in his fucking nut sack. Ouch!....

Posted: 2-27-2015
Views: 13080
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Pain
ONE ROUNDTRIP TICKET PLEASE
ONE ROUNDTRIP TICKET PLEASE

What airline is this? It's the only one I'd ever fly. Hot stewardesses with awesome cleavage and pot plants in the overhead bin, what else could a horny passenger who likes getting high want....

Posted: 2-27-2015
Views: 16294
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Bad Ass Shit
FAT HONEY SLUT
FAT HONEY SLUT

Are you craving some sweet honey? Well you're more than welcome to lick it off this here fatty. But you better be quick cause I think she'll be eating her share too. You'll probably just hav....

Posted: 2-27-2015
Views: 13488
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Fatty Fatty
WASH YOUR ANUS
WASH YOUR ANUS

That's some sound advice from Mom. I'm not so sure that a public bathroom is the place to wash your anus. But I suppose that all depends on where the bathroom is.....

Posted: 2-27-2015
Views: 10565
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Silly Signs
9/11 MAKES ME HORNY
9/11 MAKES ME HORNY

I bet you never thought 9-11 would give you a boner, did you? Her depiction is pretty good, but I think in order to make it more realistic I should draw a plane on my dick and fuck those tow....

Posted: 2-26-2015
Views: 18908
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Sluts
WOULD YOU HIT IT? TITTY TIED TINA
WOULD YOU HIT IT? TITTY TIED TINA

You might need some extra rope for this one, to tie up her face too so you don't have to look at it. She's definitely not the most fit or prettiest whore to look at, but she has tits and low....

Posted: 2-26-2015
Views: 14682
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Bizarre Sex Acts
I DON'T THINK HE'S GONNA MAKE IT
I DON'T THINK HE'S GONNA MAKE IT

5 out of every 4 Asians who ride two-wheeled vehicles will end up smeared on the pavement. It's a fact. I've done the research and crunched the numbers. What a gay looking truck to get kille....

Posted: 2-26-2015
Views: 15360
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WARNING Death & Human Disfigurement
RELEASE THE KRAKEN
RELEASE THE KRAKEN

I don't know what their sea creature tattoo fetish is all about, but I'd like to pierce their clams with my swordfish. This slut should pour some soy sauce in her asshole and squirt it out l....

Posted: 2-26-2015
Views: 19668
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Tattoos
RATE MY LONG MUSHY SHIT
RATE MY LONG MUSHY SHIT

People just love sending us pictures of their shit, but you guys should clue us in on what you ate to create such dookies. I bet this sidewinder left streaks all over the toilet bowl after g....

Posted: 2-26-2015
Views: 8888
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