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THE LONG WALK UP STAIRS
THE LONG WALK UP STAIRS

Wow, I can't even believe the chick is walking at all. This has to be the most exercise she's done in years. Those are for sure the worst cankles I've ever seen. Probably the strongest stair....

Posted: 12-18-2014
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Fatty Fatty
RUNNING IN MY MOTHERFUCKING BALL SHORTS
RUNNING IN MY MOTHERFUCKING BALL SHORTS

What's up, Indiana State? You give your runners ball shorts, but nothing to keep their balls in them? That's kind of fucked up. Unless that's just how he runs, with his dick and balls floppi....

Posted: 12-18-2014
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Random Acts of Nakedness
MASTER OF THE REINDEER
MASTER OF THE REINDEER

Even after all these years, sometimes Santa's reindeer get a little out of line and don't want to do their job. That's when Santa has to grab them by the fucking horns and let them know who'....

Posted: 12-18-2014
Views: 444
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Holiday Cheer
FLOWERS ABOVE THE BUSH
FLOWERS ABOVE THE BUSH

Between the black forest above her pussy and the acupuncture looking needles, I'm guessing she's Asian. In order to trim that bush up, you need and a comb and a scissors. So who's got the ye....

Posted: 12-18-2014
Views: 865
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WTF
ASSES COME IN TWOS
ASSES COME IN TWOS

Two asses are better than one, and four asses are better than two. You get to pick your favorite tanline here. And you can bend over and smell the roses. They smell like ass. Just lovely.....

Posted: 12-17-2014
Views: 16094
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Sluts
CAN YOU GUESS HER FAVORITE POSITION?
CAN YOU GUESS HER FAVORITE POSITION?

Dogs are OK I guess, but sluts are way better. I just can't justify spending the time and money needed to have a dog, but I could easily put that effort into caring for this slut. She needs ....

Posted: 12-17-2014
Views: 14442
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Bizarre Sex Acts
THEY'LL MAKE GREAT PARENTS
THEY'LL MAKE GREAT PARENTS

This will be a nice picture for the kid to have of his parents when he's all grown up. I think the fetus is about to get his first puff of a cigarette once Pops sticks it in her muff.....

Posted: 12-17-2014
Views: 16304
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WTF
MISSING SOME SKIN
MISSING SOME SKIN

This makes me think of some times when I've had athlete's foot and couldn't stop scratching my feet. I've scratched til I bled, and then kept on scratching. It just feels so good to scratch ....

Posted: 12-17-2014
Views: 10670
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Pain
DILDO CLUB IS NOW IN SESSION
DILDO CLUB IS NOW IN SESSION

Some ladies like to get together with their friends on the weekends for book club, and others are more into dildo club. But just because it's dildo club, don't think you can't bring some but....

Posted: 12-17-2014
Views: 14327
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WTF
A ZOMBIE CHRISTMAS
A ZOMBIE CHRISTMAS

Sorry kids, but you won't be getting any presents this Christmas. It seems that Santa is now a zombie, and has completely put aside the whole flying all over the world to deliver gifts thing....

Posted: 12-17-2014
Views: 10803
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Holiday Cheer
HERE CUM SANTA SLUTS
HERE CUM SANTA SLUTS

The best part of Christmas are the holiday sluts. Those beautiful natural tits are the gift that keeps on giving. In fact, they are giving me a holiday boner right now. Merry Christmas, slut....

Posted: 12-16-2014
Views: 19230
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Sluts
THE INFLATABLE SAVIOR
THE INFLATABLE SAVIOR

Still not sure what to get that special someone on Jesus' birthday? How about getting them an inflatable doll of the birthday boy himself. I'm not sure if it has any holes in it, so you'll j....

Posted: 12-16-2014
Views: 11892
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Oh God! oh God!
STUFFED PEPPERS ARE THE BEST
STUFFED PEPPERS ARE THE BEST

I knew this pepper tasted a little off, and now I see why. I should have smelled why though. That's an interesting recipe she's got. I heard she learned it from Julia Child. Well, let's not ....

Posted: 12-16-2014
Views: 16209
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Bizarre Sex Acts
SEXY PEANUT BUTTER
SEXY PEANUT BUTTER

I've always loved peanut butter, but just now is the first time I ever thought about having sex with it. I could start it with a few soft licks and just see where things go. I wonder what br....

Posted: 12-16-2014
Views: 13399
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Strictly Silly
ARMED AND INFECTED
ARMED AND INFECTED

I'm no doctor, but I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that arm is infected. I'm also guessing it's pretty useless when it comes to masturbating. Even if it does have decent range of ....

Posted: 12-16-2014
Views: 14541
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Just Gross
A WHOLE LOTTA ANIMAL SEMEN
A WHOLE LOTTA ANIMAL SEMEN

This guy must get his animal semen at Costco. A whole lot of hand jobs must have went in to milking all that cum out of the horses or bulls or whatever they had to jack off to get tank full ....

Posted: 12-16-2014
Views: 10814
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Animals
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