Fucking awesome! I've never seen a mermaid's vagina before. I always figured they'd be all fishy and shit, but she's got the real deal, and she's even keeping it nice and shaved. I bet she w....

What do you say, fellas? She's a bit old, a bit tubby, a bit hairy, but I'm guessing she looks better than what you've been poking for the last decade or two. She's ready and waiting.....

Do I even need to write anything about this? We all know how much the Japanese love shit. All shit is good shit for them. They never disappoint when it comes to shit.....

You better believe he's worked hard to get that body. Several hours every day in the gym and a strict diet is how he made it all possible. And now the ladies just flock to him.....

You hold your beer and we'll hold your boobs. That's what friends are for. Now let's try this topless. It will work much better. Trust me, ladies.....

This is what happens if you soak someone's head in coke for about an hour or so. It rots the flesh off and leaves a nice skull to look at. Another hour and the acid will make the skull disap....

This is a real bummer. She had hydrocephalus but she got surgery and should be better now. She reminds me of Wayne the Brain McClain. You can read about her right here.....

Did you see the new Barbie line-up yet? They've got some good ones for all the little girls to play with. There's Anorexic Barbie, BBW Barbie, Pot Belly Barbie, and Plastic Surgery Barbie. T....

Looks like somebody had too many tacos and needs to lay off the refried beans. At least get a dark suit that will help hide your shitty ass. Good luck getting that shit stain out.....

I got myself a fantastic new cup holder for my coffee. It's not just a cup holder though. It also makes a great cock holder, face holder, fist holder and fart dispenser.....

Uh-oh, I hope she knows that sharks can smell blood from up to a quarter mile away. She better get back on the dry sand before one comes swimming up and eats that bloody pussy of hers. Or ma....

Do you need someone to cut your lawn, cause I gotta guy. He's a bit eccentric, but he does great work. He'll keep your shit looking all nice and he's cheaper than the Mexicans.....

Thanks, Candy. I will keep this dollar forever and ever. Anytime I am feeling down and out, I will sniff the dollar bill and be reminded of your sweet ass. Wait, Candy wasn't the fat 50 year....

I don't understand the importance guys put on hair to go through some shit like this. Get out a razor and man the fuck up.....

Loony Tunes played a big role in a lot of kids' lives, obviously some more than others. Bugs Bunny is a smooth motherfucker and he knew how to handle his bitches. Believe that.....

The shape of that ass is hypnotizing in itself, but the moving lines will put you in a trance. But no worries, it's not like you have any important shit to do today anyway. Just stare at tha....