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SUCH A BEAUTIFUL SKYLINE
SUCH A BEAUTIFUL SKYLINE

I don't know what the view up there is like, but from down here everything looks pretty fucking great. I guess it's time to climb up and bury my face in that ass. Let's find out what sex on ....

Posted: 10-25-2014
Views: 2973
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Sluts
WHATCHA GOT DOWN THERE?
WHATCHA GOT DOWN THERE?

Check out his mangina. He's super proud of it too. It was an easy decision for him to chop off the dick and balls so he could display this glorious absence of cock whenever he spreads eagle.....

Posted: 10-25-2014
Views: 3085
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Bizarre Sex Acts
HER BRA MUST HAVE FELL OFF
HER BRA MUST HAVE FELL OFF

Gross. Maybe a few days ago she wasn't that horrible to look at. It looks like her nipples are still hard. I know you're staring at her tits, you sick fuck.....

Posted: 10-25-2014
Views: 2692
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WARNING Death & Human Disfigurement
BOTTLE POCKETS
BOTTLE POCKETS

I see he's carrying his Russian breakfast with him to work. That should probably get him through the afternoon, but I'm sure he'll need to refill his pockets before the sun goes down.....

Posted: 10-25-2014
Views: 2305
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Drunks
DOES THE DRIVE-THRU HAVE A WEIGHT LIMIT?
DOES THE DRIVE-THRU HAVE A WEIGHT LIMIT?

Unless he or she, or whatever that blob is, is ordering a salad, I don't think it needs to be going in that drive-thru. That fat fuck's arm probably weighs more than my torso. I can smell th....

Posted: 10-25-2014
Views: 2767
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Fatty Fatty
RENT ME HOURLY
RENT ME HOURLY

How much are we talking hourly here? Because I have cash, and I have a few hours. We are going to do some freaky shit though. I'm going to put some flies in your butthole. Then I want you to....

Posted: 10-24-2014
Views: 15344
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Random Acts of Nakedness
THAT'S NOT A BIG MAC
THAT'S NOT A BIG MAC

Clearly that's not a Big Mac. It looks like someone ordered off the Dollar Menu. The good new is, this is the cheapest this dude has ever paid to get laid. The bad news is, now your dick has....

Posted: 10-24-2014
Views: 13157
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WTF
WHO DOESN'T LOVE ASS CREAM CAKES
WHO DOESN'T LOVE ASS CREAM CAKES

Really? Who doesn't love some Ass Cream Cakes? It's always steaming hot, and nice and moist. When you dive right in, you can't help but get chocolate on you. Ass Cream Cakes is where it's a....

Posted: 10-24-2014
Views: 8279
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Strictly Silly
WHATCHA COOKING
WHATCHA COOKING

I'm hungry, whatcha cooking? Wait a second. I'm no longer hungry, I'm actually horny. Now can you bend all the way over and touch your toes? I'm going to be your backdoor man. ....

Posted: 10-24-2014
Views: 15035
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Sluts
EYE SEE YOU
EYE SEE YOU

What the fuck is going on here? Dude you might want to change out that cum rag you call a eye patch. I'd also say it's safe to assume that your eye is infected. Good news is, wait, there is ....

Posted: 10-24-2014
Views: 12707
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Pain
NAKED? OMG YOU ARE NAKED
NAKED? OMG YOU ARE NAKED

Come one lady, don't freak out it's just some hot bitch walking around naked. Wait, I understand what the issue is. This naked chick is hot as fuck, and you must be jealous of how hot she is....

Posted: 10-24-2014
Views: 14478
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Random Acts of Nakedness
SURF'S UP
SURF'S UP

One of the nice things about surfing is looking right down the pipeline into a surfer chick's hot ass wedgie. I've yet to see one without any bottoms on, but the day I do, I'm diving right i....

Posted: 10-23-2014
Views: 21926
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Sluts
TO THE DILDO AND BEYOND
TO THE DILDO AND BEYOND

Woody I would have pegged for a cocksucker. He always did seem a little fruity to me. But finding out that Buzz Lightyear prefers the dick comes as a bit of a surprise to me. I guess I know ....

Posted: 10-23-2014
Views: 12971
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WTF
CAPTAIN STABBIN'
CAPTAIN STABBIN'

He sure pissed somebody off. That's a lot of stab wounds to be just some random murder. He was probably fucking some other dude's girl. Or maybe his mom. ....

Posted: 10-23-2014
Views: 17857
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WARNING Death & Human Disfigurement
TEAR THAT ALIEN PUSSY UP
TEAR THAT ALIEN PUSSY UP

Perhaps watching people have sex just isn't your thing, and you're so bored with beastiality and hentai. Well, maybe aliens can be your new go to when it's time to rub one out. Her tits ain'....

Posted: 10-23-2014
Views: 19394
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WTF
PLEASE DON'T FEED THE BEARS
PLEASE DON'T FEED THE BEARS

Lil' Wang just learned why it's a bad idea to stick your arm inside the bear cage at the zoo. He probably won't do it again. On the bright side, this should mean he won't ever be driving a m....

Posted: 10-23-2014
Views: 16619
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WARNING Death & Human Disfigurement
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