It's shower time, ladies. We're trying to conserve water, so you two are going to have to shower together. I hope that's not a problem. I also hope it's not a problem if I watch and vigorous....

It sure does suck to be a former owner of those dicks. It would also suck to be the one who had to pick them up and put them in the evidence bag. I've called people cockbags before, but I've....

I'm selling a used bicycle, blue with a yellow front fork. The seat is torn up and you'll probably want to replace it. It has a kick ass rear mounting rack so you can transport fairly large ....

So this guy had some rare skin disease fucking up his head, and the solution is apparently to scalp him and give him a new one. It certainly looks a lot less gross than before. Good work, Do....

That's one hell of a scene to come home to. Looks like the aftermath of Taco Tuesday with dollar Coronas to me. Yep, I've seen it all before. Might as well use those underwear to start clean....

I'll give you one guess what country this is in. Oh yeah, where else could it be but Russia? Nowhere, that's where. A chubby old shirtless guy in track pants chasing off wild animals with a ....

It's the oldest love story in the book. Naked babes hop in the bed of a pickup truck. Naked babes toss TV off the back of truck. Naked babes makeout with each other. It's such a beautiful lo....

Check out these sexy hairy legs that are on this chick. That's right, this is a chick. But actually it's not her hairy legs. She's wearing hairy leg stockings, which the Chinese have come up....

Big Red has some big tits and a big pretty much everything else to go along. Those boobs are probably bigger than your damn head. If you like that kind of think, she'll be all yours to enjoy....

Either that's a dude in drag, or that chick had a really, really rough night. Well, of course it's a dude in drag, but if you drank as much as he did, you might be able to fool yourself.....

Well isn't that just lovely? He's got a giant vagina on his back with a spine inside it. How do you get one of those? I bet that would make things easier for Sub-Zero to perform his classic ....

Are you running short of objects to put in your pussy or ass? Did you lose your double-headed dildo at a sex party and haven't found a replacement yet? No problem, because The Dildo Dr. has ....

Mmm mmm mmm. Every time she smacks it, I like that ass even more. I'd like to chew on that dumper for lunch right now. Hell, with an ass that fine, I wouldn't even mind if she blasted a coup....

There's nothing I love more than a slut who is happy and proud to be a slut, and these two certainly appear to fit the bill. They've just been blasted in the face with a giant cum load and a....

I've seen some people freak out after getting a shitty haircut, but to go back to the salon and murder everyone there is pretty fucking extreme. It's only hair. It grows back.....

This picture really does say a thousand words, and a few of those words are fat, lazy, disgusting and shameful. Obviously these fat sacks of shit don't give a fuck about their health, so why....