This old mutha fucka here still got it! Damn grandpa! Get up in that ass! Whew hooooooo! Uhhhh! Yeah! All up in it!....

"The Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Maria. I'll do you in the bottom while your drinking Sangria. Nachos, lemon heads, my dad's boat, you wont go down 'cause my dick can float!" Man, provided h....

...whoever has a birthday today! This joyous hoe is here to make sure it's the best birthday ever! All of those candles are in a chocolate-cake that you can't see....yet!....

...seriously...It's the situation from Jersey Shore. Seems he spent a little too much time in the tanning-booth for this upcoming fit-pumping summer. I can only hope this'll happen to Snooki....

So, here is Tamerlan Tsarnaev, so someone has stated. The older of the two shit-bags associated with the recent Boston terrorist attacks. Any of y'all up in the Boston area? Hope y'all, and ....

Man, this is some nasty-ass shit! Wow! How the fuck do you manage something like that? I mean god-damn! Backne fo'sho!....

"All of my animals slept in bed with me last night, and this is what I woke to." Well, I can see why. I'd be curled up next to that titty when you woke up too. Actually, I'd be sucking it. T....

I commend this woman for not taking the same picture everyone else does of them holding up the tower. Instead, she took the high road and took the tower in her gaping pussy. What a woman.....

He did it! He went and fucked himself. With his life long goal accomplished, I wonder what he'll put his efforts toward now. Maybe he can stuff his balls in there too.....

If your toes are pointing back at you, that probably isn't a good thing. I wonder if he can wiggle them. Better get this man some milk and some video games.....

Doesn't she look so beautiful in her sparkling tiara? No, she just looks like a rundown whore. The slut notice on her forehead isn't very princess like. Nor is the cum on her face and hair. ....

I love a woman who loves BJ's, and if these three ditched work just for some BJ's, I could certainly spend some quality time with them. I really like how they have their priorities straight.....

What fucking route is this? I need to start riding this bus around town. This is pretty much the exact opposite of every bus ride I've ever been on. All right, that's enough contemplating th....

Do you like her fat tits? Do you want to grab that chain and drag her around the house by her nipples? It's OK, we won't judge you. Well, we probably will, but don't let that stop you from e....

Well, she didn't make it to the ground, but she did accomplish her mission. She also made it a pain in the ass for them to get her body down. That's like a double whammy. Good for her. And i....

He's ready to make some sweet music and play you a beautiful song on his harp. Do you have any requests? Besides him putting some clothes. I wonder if you uses his cock to strum that thing.....