Hell yeah, the boys are meeting up again, and I see some of them have brought their inanimate lady friends with them. Check out Steve, big pimping with two dolls. He’s the man. I wonder what....

Sure, putting your friend’s hand in warm water while he’s sleeping to make him piss himself is always funny, but you’ll feel like a real dick when you leave it soaking all night and his skin....

Well, I know what I’m doing this weekend. Round up the posse, because we’re having a Booty Ring Toss tournament at my place. I’ll get the girls, but you all have to bring the food and drink.....

They have some good advice here, but I really don’t agree with the vomiting part. I think vomiting on your assailant is just going to get him all horny and make him want to sexually assault ....

This one was sent in by a member who claims this is his fiance and wants to know if you guys would fuck her. She loves dirty comments, he says. Well, fellas, what do you say? They're eager t....

Aww, now that's love right there. She cares about his penis and wants to make sure it's safe from the sun. But if she really, really cared, she would apply lotion with her hands, not some sh....

I'll tell you what, young woman. After you eat that dick, which I'm sure you can't wait to do, I'll put my dick in the cake and let you suck all the deliciousness off of it. I'm just a nice ....

I see Burger King made some additions to their menu. Now you can supersize your meal and add a baby to it. How convenient. It beats carrying one around in your belly for 9 months, hey ladies....

What do you think happened to this guy? I like to think he punched his way through a glass window to get to two naked chicks feeding each other chips and guacamole. I'd definitely cut myself....

Nothing says high class like a monocle and a Sherlock Holmes pipe. And nothing says dick like a penis. Put them all together, and you've got yourself a high class dick. You've also got a tat....

These user boobs have a lot of veins in them. Oh, that must be because it's a user dick, and that must mean that we don't have any user boobs to post. Of course that means you should send us....

Damn it, I just cleaned those windows. Now there are going to be tit marks and smudges all over them. Do me a favor, and don't press your pussy up against the glass too. All those juices wil....

Of course you don't want to put chemicals in your vagina, and you probably shouldn't put latex in there either. Just let me raw dog you and bust inside. I mean, what's the worst that could h....

I know it's awesome to put your thumb in a girl's tight butthole, but it can also be dangerous. If she's nervous and clinches up too tight, you could have that appendage ripped right off. Ma....

I know how it goes. I had a girlfriend get pissed at me for using her conditioner to beat off in the shower. Chicks really like their beauty supplies, and for some reason don't want us mastu....

I hired Seman's Painting Specialists for a job, and boy do I regret it. Every time I checked in on them they were spraying jizz all over my walls and carpet. It actually looked kind of nice,....