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ALWAYS KEEP AN OPEN MIND
ALWAYS KEEP AN OPEN MIND

It's too bad he didn't live cause chicks really dig scars. He would have had an awesome one too. What a conversation starter it would have been. He could have also used it to get some sympat....

Posted: 9-20-2013
Views: 37151
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WARNING Death & Human Disfigurement
LEAVE THE HORSEMAN AND HIS WOMAN ALONE
LEAVE THE HORSEMAN AND HIS WOMAN ALONE

What's the problem, officer? Is it a crime for a man to dawn a horse mask and make love to his inflatable lover in a parking lot? I didn't think so. You just want to lock him up and take his....

Posted: 9-20-2013
Views: 26821
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Police
SWIMMING IN THE TOILET AIN'T EASY
SWIMMING IN THE TOILET AIN'T EASY

Imagine how surprised I was when I stood up and realized I just shit an entire fish. I was not expecting that. I guess that's what I get for not chewing. At least I only had to wipe once.....

KEYWORDS: fish toilet
Posted: 9-20-2013
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Animals
NEEDLE DICK
NEEDLE DICK

Uh-oh, the cactus went limp. How is iluvkitty going to shove that phallic needle-covered plant up his ass if it isn't erect? I guess he'll just have to play with the balls and work his magic....

Posted: 9-20-2013
Views: 21101
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Strictly Silly
MILK DOES A BODY GOOD
MILK DOES A BODY GOOD

If they run out of milk, I'd be happy to pour my cream all over them. Oops, I just poured all over myself. They'll have to wait another 10 minutes. Oh shit, I just unexpectedly spilled some ....

Posted: 9-19-2013
Views: 29871
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Sluts
WOULD YOU HIT IT? BIKER BETTY
WOULD YOU HIT IT? BIKER BETTY

How do you like biker babes? Want to take this one for a ride? I know you do. She'll get your engine revving and will even eat your lunch if you don't finish it all. And your dinner too. And....

Posted: 9-19-2013
Views: 27792
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Fatty Fatty
DID YOU FIND YOUR GLASSES YET?
DID YOU FIND YOUR GLASSES YET?

You know how it is. You lose your glasses and look everywhere you can think of for them, but still no luck. Then you remember that you put them up your ass the night before. But they're up t....

Posted: 9-19-2013
Views: 24530
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WTF
COUCH FOR SALE
COUCH FOR SALE

So this must be why he hasn't been paying rent the last couple months. I suppose it's time to post the couch on craigslist. Spray a little Fabreze on it and it will be just like new.....

Posted: 9-19-2013
Views: 26348
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WARNING Death & Human Disfigurement
A REAL HORSE LOVER
A REAL HORSE LOVER

Soooo, do you think she's ever been fucked by a horse before? I guess you could try to put your arm up her pussy and if it fits. If so the answer is probably yes. ....

Posted: 9-19-2013
Views: 34785
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Tattoos
SYRIAN SLING SHOT
SYRIAN SLING SHOT

I never thought of Syrians as being the creative type, but that all changed once I saw the Syrian Sling Shot. It's fucking brilliant. Strap some bombs on your boy, load him up in the sling a....

Posted: 9-19-2013
Views: 25708
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Stupid Foreigners
TASTY USER TITS AND ASS
TASTY USER TITS AND ASS

Awww yeah, we got some lovely tits and ass today from a sexy user who wanted to share the goods with us. You know we love the T&A combo. Thanks for thinking of us, Sweet Tits. If you want to....

Posted: 9-18-2013
Views: 32269
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Boobs From Fans
WEARING MY PIG FEET TONIGHT
WEARING MY PIG FEET TONIGHT

And you thought pig feet were just a delicious delicacy in the ghettos of America, didn't you? Not anymore motherfucker. With these new pig snout shoes, you can have pig feet everywhere you ....

Posted: 9-18-2013
Views: 27322
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WTF
ENJOYING SOME QUALITY TIME AT THE PARK
ENJOYING SOME QUALITY TIME AT THE PARK

The kids are going to love playing on the jungle gym now. Somebody's going home with a stinky shit-covered shoe. That is a hell of an action shot though. Way to drop them bombs.....

Posted: 9-18-2013
Views: 27472
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Nothing But Poop
DON'T LEAVE YOUR DOOR OPEN
DON'T LEAVE YOUR DOOR OPEN

Fuck, this is even worse than someone stealing all your shit from your car. Knowing that some stranger's balls have been on everything, you'll have to get rid of all that shit and maybe even....

Posted: 9-18-2013
Views: 24607
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Strictly Silly
LAST TIME I LET MY HORSE DRIVE
LAST TIME I LET MY HORSE DRIVE

Here's one you don't see everyday. I'd be real curious to see how this all transpired. Oh well, I guess it's time to make some cat food.....

Posted: 9-18-2013
Views: 23645
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Animals
LET ME FUCK YOUR THROAT PUSSY
LET ME FUCK YOUR THROAT PUSSY

Sweet, now I can really fuck this chick's throat. That is a chick, right? A chick that loves pussy and not dick I assume. But whatever. Vaginas were made to catch penises, and if a little sl....

Posted: 9-18-2013
Views: 32312
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Tattoos
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