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PUTTING THE GROCERIES AWAY
PUTTING THE GROCERIES AWAY

Excuse me, do you need help putting the groceries away? Really I don't mind at all. Are you going to have a party? If so, I have a Polish sausage I can break to your back door if you would l....

Posted: 5-31-2015
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Sluts
BUY THIS ASIAN SHIT
BUY THIS ASIAN SHIT

As with all Asian advertisements, I have no idea what the fuck is going on or what the fuck they're advertising. My best guess is some kind of pink poop candy or something. Or maybe cigarett....

Posted: 5-31-2015
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Asians
A PAIN IN THE ASS
A PAIN IN THE ASS

Looks like somebody had a blowout. That's probably going to leave a mark. Is it weird that I'm kind of hungry now?....

KEYWORDS: gore flesh hip leg skin
Posted: 5-31-2015
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WARNING Death & Human Disfigurement
THAT SEEMS OVERPRICED
THAT SEEMS OVERPRICED

I didn't even realize crap could be alive. I've taken some brutal shits in my days, but never one that crawled out of the toilet. I wish I knew people would pay for crap.....

Posted: 5-31-2015
Views: 16995
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Fail
FLEXIBLE FREAK
FLEXIBLE FREAK

It looks photoshopped, but nope, this is some rubber man freak that can rub his shoulders together. I'm not sure how that could come in handy, aside from having pictures of you on the intern....

Posted: 5-31-2015
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WTF
KEEP THOSE TITTIES SAFE
KEEP THOSE TITTIES SAFE

Remember to buckle up. It would be terrible if you crashed and died and those big tits of yours went to waste. But in the event of your death, I should probably have your boobs mounted on my....

Posted: 5-30-2015
Views: 38013
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Sluts
IS THAT A NEW SPONGEBOB TOY?
IS THAT A NEW SPONGEBOB TOY?

If you're going to kill someone and drop their body in a canal, why not wrap it up with a fun SpongeBob blanket. That way if some kids find it, they can have some fun playing with it and it ....

Posted: 5-30-2015
Views: 26104
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WTF
SPREAD EM'
SPREAD EM'

I love a girl who can do the splits. Especially if she's fucking hot like this one. Unfortunately my monitor isn't scratch and sniff, but I still can't unglue my nose from it. And now my ton....

Posted: 5-30-2015
Views: 33490
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Sluts
A BIKER FUNERAL
A BIKER FUNERAL

I guess that's a kind of cool way to be buried. Wasteful and pointless, but good for him. Who else has some special request for your body when you die? I don't really give a shit what happen....

Posted: 5-30-2015
Views: 24412
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Creative Shit
REST YOUR WEARY HEAD
REST YOUR WEARY HEAD

Have I been using those things wrong for all these years? All this time I thought they were for pissing in, but I guess they are for resting your head while you take a nap. ....

Posted: 5-30-2015
Views: 23792
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Drunks
CAN I SLIDE IN THERE?
CAN I SLIDE IN THERE?

Ladies, I see you are enjoying the hot tub. Now, let me take off my shorts and just slide right in between you all. Hey, I have an idea, let's talk about the first thing that pops up! Speaki....

Posted: 5-29-2015
Views: 36877
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Sluts
EAT YOUR HEART OUT
EAT YOUR HEART OUT

As a tattoo lover myself this specific tattoo really gets my heart pounding. But not from the hot thought of tongue punching this broad’s fart box. More like just the thought of eating this ....

Posted: 5-29-2015
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Tattoos
HANG A LEFT AT THE BIG BLACK DICK
HANG A LEFT AT THE BIG BLACK DICK

That is a awesome sign for big black dicks if you are into that type of dicks. Wait a minute, that's not a sign for big black dicks at all, it's for beer and a sausage. Ahh, well that explai....

Posted: 5-29-2015
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Silly Signs
TALK ABOUT TUNNEL VISION
TALK ABOUT TUNNEL VISION

We as men are all hardwired to snap our necks when we see a fine piece of ass or a nice rack. But the real test is not trying to come off as the next to catch a predator star. Unfortunately ....

Posted: 5-29-2015
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Strictly Silly
KISSING. YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG
KISSING. YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG

Hey Guy, I think you got it wrong. When her face looks like this, you know what you have to do? You whip your dick out and stick in that mouth. Then she can gag all she wants, and you can be....

Posted: 5-29-2015
Views: 26509
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Drunks
CALLING DR. WHET FAARTZ
CALLING DR. WHET FAARTZ

Dr. Whet Faartz, there has been an explosion and we need you stat. We didn't want to call Dr. S.B.D. Faartz, because you know, he's deadly. You on the other hand are just the guy to put out ....

Posted: 5-29-2015
Views: 20478
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Strictly Silly
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