Usually I'm hungry around dinner time, but today, I think I am going to pass. I realize that just about anything that you deep fry will be delicious, take for example, chicken, oreos and tur....

I have zero idea what they are selling, but whatever it is, I'm fucking buying. In fact, I'm going to buy a case of that shit. Weekly! I sure as shit hope it's not cat food. A man can only e....

Check out the tits on this bitch. You want to suck em', don't you? This means we're out of human user boobs, so how about you send us some this weekend. Get your girl drunk, write CS on her ....

As far as I'm concerned, there's really only one reason to own a boat. For the sluts. And now I see what the one reason to have a water slide is. For lesbian 69's. I think I'll go boat shopp....

It can be pretty tough to pick out an Asian tranny, so to be on the safe side, you might just want to assume they're all trannies. In this case, you'd actually be correct. Chicks with dicks,....

A great way to distract people from realizing how shitty your music is, is to draw their attention to your tiny penis and piss on the stage. Your music will still suck balls, but at least pe....

I don't know if that's a tumor, a blood clot, or a balloon full of cocaine stuffed in there by some Colombians. All I know is I don't want one inside me. I would like to see what happens if ....

Good thing we sent the probie in there first. He needs the experience, and if he happens to suffer any serious injuries, he won't really be missed too much. This ain't getting you out of cle....

Some girls just really don't need to be showing off their bodies, but I guess she feels proud of what she's got. It took a lot of Big Macs and cake to get that figure of hers, and it might t....

What's better than a drunk slut pissing? Three drunk sluts pissing. I don't see any toilet paper nearby, so if you want, I could go ahead and lick your pissers clean. Who's first?....

It took a long time, but he can finally do the splits. All those hours of stretching have paid off for him. Although, I think his penis has been torn apart in the process. Talk about dedicat....

Any time you can see your bones, you're more than likely having a bad day. I wonder how he did it. Probably not by running a butter covered floor like this fucktard. Just pour some tussin on....

If you're pulling out chunks of earwax the size of your fingernail, you might want to think about cleaning your disgusting ears every once in a while. It's just a thought. Or just keep being....

Congratulations, creepy guy! After putting in many long nights with the kiddie porn, you finally made the FBI's most wanted list. You'll have to buy a copy of that newspaper for everyone in ....

She doesn't love CS for an hour, for a day, or even for just a year. No, she loves CS for life, bitches. Thanks for all that love, and for the boobs too. Do you have boobs, ladies. Then send....

With a shotgun in her left hand and her breast-feeding boy in her right hand, Momma is ready for action. Whether it's squeezing off rounds or spraying milk, she's handling business like a Mo....