This is why the Allies won World War II. If not, we'd have massive Blonde woman running around with huge dicks and smaller blonde women with dicks too. All just jizzing all over the place. N....

Just imagine you moved to Thailand, and you have these super hot neighbors. You only say hi to them as you pass down the hall. Then one night they invite you over for a party. Finally, you a....

Way to rock the fail buddy. All you wanted was your baby’s hand holding your girl’s finger. Instead you got a hand holding a dick. Congrats! The good news is that if you ever decide to go ga....

This dude isn’t into chubby bitches. He is into rotund bitches the size of houses. I can only imagine the amount of fat slime down around her pussy. You know it can’t be a pretty site. Maybe....

Winter is pretty much over, and that means it's time to sport a sweet tan. This dude just laid out in the sun for about 10 hours and has a sweet tan. What's a dude to do when you have a swee....

Well, these aren't exactly the kind of user boobs we want people to send us, but it's something. Hopefully we get some real tits over the weekend, or I'll just have to find some tranny pics ....

Kraft singles have never looked so delicious. Can I get some of that ketchup? You can keep the bottle. I'll just lick it right off your fine titties. Let me add some mayo to your recipe.....

I think the truck tire or whatever it was that crushed his melon pushed all the shit inside his skull down into his neck. Either that or he's just a fatty. Rather, was a fatty.....

Why do you think her pussy is out of service? Is she on her period? Does she have chlamydia? Was she just double penetrated by two black monster cocks and is all torn apart? Who knows? Now o....

He loves his BBW and cooks her breakfast in bed. That's because she's too fucking fat to get out of bed, and if she did, she might burn a calorie or two. We can't have that. After she's done....

I don't even know what this shit is laying on, cause it doesn't look like a toilet to me. But I do know that somebody has been eating corn. Looking at this pic is making me realize how bad I....

I'm ready for the tag team wrestling match, but I don't have a partner. I guess I'll just have to take them on by myself. But what the hell is the funnel for? I hope we're doing beer bongs. ....

Holy fuck, she's got some big ass floppy tits. Those fucking titties are just about touching the ground. You want to smack em' up and suck em', don't you? Watch them bounce all over the plac....

I suggest you don't venture round these parts. There's an evil one-eyed monster that roams the lands and is extremely territorial. Few have encountered the beast and lived to tell about it. ....

Apparently this is what a rattlesnake bite can do to you. Pretty fucking gnarly. I'm pretty sure nobody ever wanted to see every muscle in their forearm. Hey, did that guy steal my shoelaces....

Uh-oh, fatty's chocolate milk is stuck, and she's starting to get pissed. She needs those calories to get through the next 10 minutes. But on the plus side, or extra plus side, she's showing....