As soon as Granny is done sipping her morning tea, she'll be ready to sip some hot pearl cream from your flesh log. I know she doesn't look all that eager right now, but let the caffeine kic....

She had herself a titty blowout, and it's time for a replacement. The Doc just needs to pop in the new silicon, and this whore will be back to her slutty ways in no time. Sure the tits are l....

BBQ baby back ribs are absolutely fucking delicious, but nobody really talks about the hidden dangers behind them. The meat slides right off the bone into your mouth and tastes so good, and ....

Got something that needs to be fixed? Use duct tape. Got some Asian chicks over and you wanna be there slave? Get out the duct tape. It's strong, extra sticky, versatile, and sexy as fuck! A....

When bros with Jack Off Crystals jack it together, the mystical powers of the earth's magnetic and gravitational forces are channeled, charging the crystals with powers beyond your wildest d....

Damn, I see that Robin Williams and Chewbacca have been showering together. I didn't realize they were in a relationship, but I can see them making a cute couple. Their plumber is looking to....

Aww yeah, it's some more crazyshit loving user ass. We love you right back, dear. This woman was the only user submitted tits or ass this weekend, so I'm fresh out once again. Hook us up lad....

Yep, you were right, Fatty. You indeed have the biggest tits of the bunch, however, certainly not the nicest. I wonder how much this picture cost old Tubs here. Whatever it was, I'm sure it ....

Steel rebar is great for reinforcing many structures, but your jaw is not one of them. I think the problem is he went too big. I'd try a number 2 and see how that works.....

I'm guessing the dog owner has been feeding his pup those penis enlargement pills. I guess they really work. Now Sparky is slaying all the bitches on the block. He's got more illegitimate ch....

He's got it all backwards. You're suppose to cruise down the hill on the skies, not your face. Granted, this is much more entertaining for us. He should have a real good time next week when ....

Sweet, I've been looking for my mop for the last couple days. I see the douche bag who doesn't understand the concept of a belt has found it and is using it as a mask. I'll try to be careful....

Today is the big game, but before it starts, why not give yourself a big fap. I'm ready to run it right into anyone of their endzones and score the game winner. Green 18! Green 18! Set! Oh I....

It looks like he's only got one arm and one and a half legs. I'm guessing he was run over by something, but I wish we had video evidence.....

Feeling horny tonight? Some wire, nails, and a hammer is all you need for a good sexy time. Once you mangle your balls up with the wire, the real fun begins. The first nail hurts a little go....

It's always a special thing when two friends like to suck together. A double-headed dildo can add up to a great time for these ladies. I think Grandma wants in on the action too. Show these ....