What a hot mess this drunk skeezer is. I'm really liking the cleavage shot she's giving us. And she likes her hair pulled too. I'm always down with that. And what the hell, maybe it's the wh....

I can't stand these fucking douchebags who take up two parking spots. I think a slashed tire or a broken window is more appropriate, but the asshole parking is pretty funny. Not enough for t....

A hot slut with big tits and a cold beer. What more could a man need? A plate of nachos would top things off nicely, but it's not even necessary with some titties like that.....

I'm all for women competing in the Olympics, but let's see them in events that they are actually good at. Like vacuuming, doing laundry, cooking, and so on. They don't actually think anybody....

Why, why, why? That's a question that will never have a good answer. Who comes up with these cock and ball torturing devices anyway? What kind of sadistic fuck is putting together CAD drawin....

Aww yes, what guy doesn't love shoving his hand down a chick's pants outside in the middle of the day for all to see? It's a great way to claim the vagina that belongs to you. Now make sure ....

Fell from the sky or run over by a truck? Either way, the end result is pretty much the same. Lots of innards on the pavement, a rotten stench in the air, and somebody with a shitty job clea....

Well it looks to me like everybody had a pretty great night. Doing what, we can only guess, but no doubt drugs and alcohol were involved. And perhaps some double penetration as well. Or mayb....

Fucking awesome! I've never seen a mermaid's vagina before. I always figured they'd be all fishy and shit, but she's got the real deal, and she's even keeping it nice and shaved. I bet she w....

What do you say, fellas? She's a bit old, a bit tubby, a bit hairy, but I'm guessing she looks better than what you've been poking for the last decade or two. She's ready and waiting.....

Do I even need to write anything about this? We all know how much the Japanese love shit. All shit is good shit for them. They never disappoint when it comes to shit.....

You better believe he's worked hard to get that body. Several hours every day in the gym and a strict diet is how he made it all possible. And now the ladies just flock to him.....

You hold your beer and we'll hold your boobs. That's what friends are for. Now let's try this topless. It will work much better. Trust me, ladies.....

This is what happens if you soak someone's head in coke for about an hour or so. It rots the flesh off and leaves a nice skull to look at. Another hour and the acid will make the skull disap....

This is a real bummer. She had hydrocephalus but she got surgery and should be better now. She reminds me of Wayne the Brain McClain. You can read about her right here.....

Did you see the new Barbie line-up yet? They've got some good ones for all the little girls to play with. There's Anorexic Barbie, BBW Barbie, Pot Belly Barbie, and Plastic Surgery Barbie. T....