If only Dad could see his little guy now. He'd be so proud. He's only 5 and already fingering his first girl. He didn't even hesitate to dive right in on that fine looking mannequin. I think....

I just love it when man suddenly realizes he has no control over a wild beast much bigger and stronger than him. Panic hits, chaos ensues, and stinky foreigners get tossed around left and ri....

That's it, show Dad the error of his ways with some warm pee running down his back. We won't be running out of diapers again anytime soon, will we Pops? Maybe a hot brown steamer will put a ....

Honey, have you seen my black and blue checkered tie? I can't find it anywhere and I'm late for my job interview. Oh well. I guess I'll just stay here and eat your ass for the rest of the da....

Oh fuck that! Dude is trying to push his own intestines back inside his body. I'd be asking someone to put a bullet in my head. I read this guy lived for an hour like this. Once again, fuck ....

This is just part of typical Asian potty training. Sure, she's crying now, but when she grows up, this will be one of her favorite past times. She just has to embrace the Asian in her and en....

If this van's a rockin', don't come a knockin', unless you want some cock in your ass. I think it's safe to assume the back is coated with man juice and fecal matter. There are probably a fe....

That's right, baby! Check out my long, pink monkey boner. That's all for you. I see you're entranced by it. Go ahead and touch it. It won't hurt you. Not until I bury it deep inside your mon....

You don't have to drive to the bar any more in Australia. Down there, the bar comes to you. All Gold Country needs is a field, and they are ready to set up and party down. I have no clue if ....

Fat black tranny, even the blacks are getting in on the act. First you had the Brazilians corning the market on hot trannies. Now you have the blacks going after the fat trannies market. Of ....

Hey you, lard ass! Move it! I can't see the last Oprah episode. What the fuck! You are always in front of the TV! If you don't sit down, I'm going to make some Buffalo wings out of your ass.....

These are some questions you should be asking yourself if you ever wake up in this scenario. 1. Where's my pants? 2. Did I get laid? 3. Did I fuck the chimney? 4. Again? 5. Where is Paul? Ne....

Bulls by their very nature, like to run fast. Now if you are a dude that in the arena with a bull, you should be running fast. If you aren't running fast, the bull is going to give you a lit....

I'm not sure how much he paid, but believe it or not, iluvkitty actually got a woman to take a picture of her boobs for him. He says it was in celebration of the Texans win over the Steelers....

So this is how it all starts. Curious Asian boys just want to see some chicks shitting. One thing leads to another and next thing you know, they're laying down with their mouth wide open whi....

Uh-oh, they're taking over the streets. It's like when the Nazis invaded Poland. Pretty soon there will be thousands of naked gays of all age, color and size parading through the town. Hopef....