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I DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA FIT
I DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA FIT

And this is why you don't ask women to help you move. Did she really think that was going to fit? Well, at least you shouldn't have any problem talking her into anal.....

KEYWORDS: couch trunk car fail dumb
Posted: 3-6-2014
Views: 27694
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Fail
PLAY ME A SONG SLUT
PLAY ME A SONG SLUT

Playing the piano is an impressive skill in itself, but playing with your tits and ass, now that's some fucking talent. And extra nice since her tits and ass are quite desirable. I wonder if....

Posted: 3-5-2014
Views: 30277
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Sluts
LOOK INTO THE CANCEROUS EYE
LOOK INTO THE CANCEROUS EYE

Wow, that's probably the coolest looking cancer I've seen. It would almost be a shame to get that removed. It's so unique and I bet a real conversation starter with the ladies.....

KEYWORDS: eye cancer tumor
Posted: 3-5-2014
Views: 22396
Rated:
Pain
RE-LAX TOILET FOOT REST
RE-LAX TOILET FOOT REST

That's an interesting contraption. I can see how it could come in handy. Sometimes you've got to work a little harder to get that shit out. My only suggestion would be to add some handlebars....

KEYWORDS: toilet foot rest
Posted: 3-5-2014
Views: 20258
Rated:
Creative Shit
MASTURBATING WITH GOD
MASTURBATING WITH GOD

I don't see why not. It only takes one hand to masturbate, unless maybe you're packing 15 inches and need to double fist it. But I wouldn't want to hold hands with God while masturbating any....

Posted: 3-5-2014
Views: 23660
Rated:
Oh God! oh God!
CLEAN UP CREW HARD GETTING IT DONE
CLEAN UP CREW HARD GETTING IT DONE

Now that's how you make a mass grave. Fuck manual labor, picking up bodies and tossing them and shit. That's a good recipe for throwing out your back. Hop in the bulldozer and get the job do....

Posted: 3-5-2014
Views: 26445
Rated:
WARNING Death & Human Disfigurement
WHERE HAVE THOSE FINGERS BEEN?
WHERE HAVE THOSE FINGERS BEEN?

Frostbite? Perhaps? But it could be from fingering diseased ridden pussies and buttholes, could it not? It might be time to stock up on finger condoms. Maybe just latex gloves to be extra sa....

Posted: 3-5-2014
Views: 21686
Rated:
Pain
SHOPPING WITH A SLUT
SHOPPING WITH A SLUT

We're gonna need a clean up on aisle 12. I feel bad for the employ who has to mop up the liter of jizz I just sprayed all over. Maybe the slut would be so kind as to show the clean up crew h....

Posted: 3-4-2014
Views: 43775
Rated:
Sluts
IT WORKS EVERY TIME
IT WORKS EVERY TIME

Now here is a certain way to succeed at suicide. You don't have to worry about the fall not being high enough or pulling the gun away at the last second and only blowing your face off. Just ....

Posted: 3-4-2014
Views: 32340
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WARNING Death & Human Disfigurement
SUCH A SWEET OLD COUPLE
SUCH A SWEET OLD COUPLE

Some old couples like to get up at 4 in the morning, watch their stories and play bridge, and others like to stay out til 4 in the morning in their leather slut outfits. At least their doing....

Posted: 3-4-2014
Views: 33112
Rated:
Elderly
LITERALLY LICKING THE DUMPSTER
LITERALLY LICKING THE DUMPSTER

This was user submitted and apparently this disgusting dumpster licking freak with an ant eater hanging between his legs is someone's sex slave. Way to go. On a side note, I'm so glad I was ....

Posted: 3-4-2014
Views: 24275
Rated:
WTF
RIP MR. LOVE
RIP MR. LOVE

51 years alive on this planet with one awesome fucking name. I'm Oral Love, and I love oral, so get down on your knees and suck it you fucking whore. That has quite the ring to it. Love is m....

Posted: 3-4-2014
Views: 21488
Rated:
Bad Ass Shit
THOROUGH RIFLE INSPECTION
THOROUGH RIFLE INSPECTION

The Russian army is gearing up for war in Ukraine, and their finest soldiers are getting their rifles ready. He's probably just checking out the barrel to figure out how to turn it into a vo....

Posted: 3-4-2014
Views: 29096
Rated:
War / Military
WOULD YOU HIT IT? TORPEDO TITS TANYA
WOULD YOU HIT IT? TORPEDO TITS TANYA

Would you hit it? I know all women deserved to be loved but fuck that. Iím pretty sure if you suck on her tits itís a precursor to getting shafted in the mouth. So I guess if youíre into tha....

Posted: 3-3-2014
Views: 39097
Rated:
Bizarre Sex Acts
TRYING TO TACKLE TRAINS IN THAILAND
TRYING TO TACKLE TRAINS IN THAILAND

Obviously this is a fucking idiot move to make, and by the looks of it the dumb moves keep piling up. Why has noone gotten a onion and a skillet for that juicy ass liver. ....

Posted: 3-3-2014
Views: 24673
Rated:
WARNING Death & Human Disfigurement
MY NEW BOWL FOR CEREAL
MY NEW BOWL FOR CEREAL

Mornings are not my thing and Iím trying to make sure I get my breakfast in my busy schedule so my day wonít drag ass. Now that Iím using her butthole as a cereal bowl I donít think Iíll eve....

Posted: 3-3-2014
Views: 41914
Rated:
Sluts
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