I'm not sure what happened to old Flat Face here, but it certainly isn't pretty. He looks like one of them terrorist sons of bitches, with a rubber squish face. He never ate pig in his life,....

Our little man loves himself some upskirt action, and he's living it up right now. With all these fine crotches to stare at, it's tough to choose where to start, but he really can't go wrong....

What the fuck is this, Batman and Spiderman? You two are suppose to be out fighting crime and making the world a safer place. Not blowing each other out on the sidewalk. I'm real disappointe....

We'd like to wish you a happy Monday with some nice, perky user boobs. They're so cute and just enough for a boner producing handful. Thank you for sending us those beauties. Do you have tit....

I know you're all shocked that the rapture didn't happen this weekend, but we found out why. Apparently Macho Man Randy Savage's death had a purpose after all. Just as Jesus what about to se....

With titties that big, it can be hard for her to tweak her own nipples, so she's getting a little help from her friend. Gives those nips a good squeeze and treat those titties right. That's ....

It's a bit unorthodox, but a highly effective car security device. And it's way better than an annoying ass car alarm that nobody even bothers responding too. Just make sure he stays on the ....

When she told me to come over so she could give me some head, this is not at all what I was expecting. I'm sorry, I just can't get it up for this. But the glasses do look pretty good.....

Traveling by airplane is getting pretty ridiculous. The whole airport experience sucks, the tickets are overpriced, and now they're packing people in the overhead storage bins. But at least ....

A woman's ass is a beautiful thing. It's great to look at, to squeeze, to lick, to put your penis in, to spank, to jerk off to, to shoot a giant cum load on, and the list goes on and on.....

Mexicans are good for so many things. Mainly burritos, but they're also good at cutting lawns, mopping floors, and killing each other in all kinds of gruesome ways. Make sure you thank a Mex....

Gumby died on the cross for your sins, but nobody seems to appreciate that fact. But at least this guy does. And those fucking blockheads were more than happy to nail that son of bitch up th....

Some people say Barbie sets a bad example for little girls, but that's a bunch of horse shit. She's teaching our future sluts how to do it right. Coke parties, road head and the occasional h....

There's a great idea to do today. Just take your old clothes and leave them lying around. If we can get enough people, this will be awesome. And someone sent in this round behemoth of a ass.....

There is a inherit risk of crossing a train only bridge. These guys are the end result of not making it across the bridge before the train came. I just wonder if the guy to the right is hold....

Would You Hit It? Una Kate here loves long walks on the beach and staring into her lover's eyes. Her drapes also match the curtains, if you know what I mean. She also loves to braid her armp....