Hey, at least he took his pants off and is wearing a diaper. He knew he was going to shit himself and prepared for it. Apparently he didn't prepare enough though. No big deal. I have a feeli....

No, it's not a giant 3rd ball or a pumped up nutsack. Our man here has himself a case of elephantitis. I guess he won't be wearing those skinny jeans he just bought. I'd really like to kick ....

What do you do after you're done raping three girls? Well, I guess you kill them, pile them up and burn them. At least that's what the assholes in this case did. That sucks.....

I'm not sure who Jim is, but I certainly don't envy him. That's a terrible pig whore to have. He's not even a natural redhead. And since he's wearing a toilet seat, does that mean he wants t....

There's no need for nunchucks or throwing stars when you have fluorescent lamps. Cut your enemy up with broken glass and poison him with some mercury. At least it's better than watching them....

What's that? I can't understand you with a gag in your mouth. It didn't have to be this way, you know. If you just would have filed these boxes and made that sandwich like I told you to, we ....

It's always a shame when your vehicle gets totaled. He just finished paying that thing off too. It looks like Achmed will be walking to work from now on. The good thing is they'll be eating ....

She's got so much team spirit, it's oozing out of her ass. That's the last time she eats Taco Bell on a game day. Somebody get her a butt plug ASAP.....

He may be feeling like shit now, but last night was pretty fucking awesome. A few hits of that joint will fix him right up. I do wonder what kind of action the squirt gun saw.....

I have one creative dispute with this photo, the DVD of Snatch, should have been over her snatch! That would have been pure genius. I'm not a huge movie fan, but I am really wanting to watch....

Nothing beats a great photo of friends and family at the beach. It's hard to compare good times with well...some dude in the background's wang. For some reason this just screams German to me....

Do you take long shits? Have you read every shampoo bottle in the bathroom? Well, it's time for the Potty Putter! Improve your short game while dropping the kids off at the pool. Don't let t....

From what we got in the email, these were some of the protestors in Libya. If so, this is just brutal. Did they just throw away their other halves?....

Nothing says bad ass like having a five story penis on the side of your building. That and say a pig humping a bear on the same said building. For some reason this reminds me of Street Fight....

Here you go, fellas. Enjoy some nice big titties with some tasty chocolate syrup. Mmm mmm. Thank you for sharing your lovely boobs with us. And the dildo was a nice touch. You get to see wha....

You just don't see too many people being scalped these days. I guess it takes a little more effort and precision than most killers have. But you have to respect someone who takes his craft s....