Fuck it, leave that fucking thing at the beach. Just lock the doors, you'll be back next week to get rest of the shit out of your car. I guess 4runner doesn't apply to beaches now does it? M....

Would you hit it? Would you hit it hard? Maybe you think Nancy here is a guy, but she's not. She's a woman, and she wants you. So why don't you just go ahead and get that twelve pack of Natt....

I thought, we need a little party up in this bitch. So I called up the bitches and got some booze. Minutes later, chicks are making out, tops are coming off, and bam! it's a party. You don't....

Now there is proof, that when you have to piss in the freezing cold, your dick will make it outside of the snow suit. Besides that, what the hell is going on here? You have your gun I see, a....

There is nothing really creative about the title of this one, because what the fuck? What the hell are these guys doing in the first place? Let's all get some big fucking marshmallows, then ....

For a summary, the Zetas, a group of Mexican drug cartel basically had a camp set up in the mountains. There they trained their guys to become assassins. Here's what the email said:all this ....

Thank you for helping us out with User Boobs! We are so desperately low, it's not even funny. I feel like Jerry Lewis, trying to raise money for his kids. But my kids want to see boobies, an....

I hear this is going to be the Sex Toy Story yet! They got the Woody guy all stuck in a place that you would never believe, and all his sex toy friends have to help him out. Then eventually,....

I thought I'd share with you my view of the pool. It's a great pool, they have a bar right next to the pool. There's plenty of shade when the sun starts beating down. Ohh, and the view is ju....

Laying with The Bulls? No, it should be running with the bulls. But when you and the bulls get tired, you lay down for a nap. You guys will curl up like a little bunch of lovers and take a f....

Looks like someone threw away another perfectly good white girl. What the hell is the matter with people? Is it some sick sexual fantasy that you have to hack up some chick? Or is it that sh....

Nothing spells awesome like BJ Mom! But to advertise it on your tag, that's going a bit far. Now every time you pull up to a light, there will be about 10 dudes starring at you, just waiting....

Today's Would You Hit It is Purple Nipple Paula, sure her sweater swings are hanging low and look discolored, but can you look past that and hit it? She does seem to be not so fat, but still....

There is no way this is real. BUT, and i stress the but part, if it is, then wow, that fucking sucks big time. I mean, that thing is fucking tiny. Not only is it tiny, but it's thin and tiny....

From the person that sent this in: I believe 2 more Federal Officers died at the hospital.......Be careful when dealing with LA FAMILIA--They have zero respect for the police. this was a....

I'm not sure if you know this or not, don't cock block. It ain't cool. It's not the thing that friends do. If you do cock block you will get at least one solid punch to the face. Also, this ....