Headed to the market to grab some food for a nice supper? If you are a penis lover, be sure to head to the fresh penis stand and pick some up. I personally shop at the fresh vagina stand but....

Now based on the title there is a couple ways you can look at this. One of them is that a guy got this vagina manual when he married his wife. You know how you get an owner's manual when you....

Looks like I found the reason your sink is clogged. You have a fat white woman stuck in the sink. All you have to do is just "pop" her out, and you are good to go! Just don't let her near yo....

Let's hear it guys, would you hit it? Mangled Mandy here wants your penis, and are you going to hit it? Are you gonna need a few drinks to hit it, or will you just go sober on that mangled b....

Hell yeah, there was freaks back in the 1800's! Those freaks need to get fucked and get fucked hard. You know just days after the steam engine was built, the steam sex toy was built, and som....

Hey nice sweater puppies. Everyone loves some nice sweater puppies. I'm not sure if that puppy will bite or not, but hey, it's worth a shot to go for a grab and see what happens.....

No seriously, she's one sexy fox. I know there are a few of you out there about to fap to this. That's ok, don't be embarrassed, you are just a sick fuck, and may need some sort of professio....

If you aren't patriotic this sexy ass brunette with awesome tits laying naked draped with the American flag will change your tune.....

I hear that the more maggots you have in your eyes, the better you can see. I'll have to get a hold of this person and ask them if that is true or not.....

When two tractor trailer trucks collide it never ends good as seen by the photos taken from this fatal highway crash. The good news for this guy is his beaded seat cushion will keep him comf....

What we have here ladies and gents is a whore in training. This lovely naked chick just signed up for the official whore training program which last about 4 months.....

Penis torture wasn't enough for this crazy bastard. He decided to clamp off his balls and turn them into a black bloody bocce ball. From the looks of things his entire package is about to fa....

While I don't have a fancy header for the CS Guessing Game yet, I figured I would give it a trial run. I want all of you Crazy Shitters to guess, do these Asians have dicks or no dicks?....

In this double chocolate edition of User Boob Friday, we have a lovely lady who sent in her chocolate boobies. She then proceeded to write CS in chocolate syrup. Thank you ma'am for sending ....

She tried to be a superhero and stop this bus with her body. As you can see it ended up in her death and a bloody mess. I believe those are her intestines that are hanging out of the side of....

Well, I found a picture of what Soccer players do in the off season. It seems they take up a form of nude rugby. While I wouldn't mind watching nude rugby if it was all females playing, all ....