Tommy the Turtle was just out for a nice stroll in the park when this hot chick showed up. Tommy thought it was his lucky day when she made her way over to him. Little did Tommy know that sh....

We got this from a loyal Crazy Shit fan who just so happened to lose his fingertip. Here is what he had to say in his email i crushed my ring and middle finger at my job as a metal fabricato....

Decisions..decisions..What dildo should I use tonight? She is not sure if she wants to go big, skinny, long or try to find a happy medium between the three of those. Is it normal for a chick....

Okay, I know this is one of the most redneck things most of you have probably ever seen. However, is it bad that I actually think this is pretty fucking awesome? Granted you are probably was....

Wanda used to be quite the hottie in her younger days. After popping out several kids and losing her job, Wanda transformed into Worn Out Wanda. Now this is what she looks like and we have t....

At the Golden Shower Buffet you will surely have the time of your life. On top of the amazing food they serve, you are in for a treat when it comes time for dessert. Instead of your fancy ca....

How About A Beautiful Rose for those Beautiful User Boobs? This lovely lady has already sent us her boobs on multiple occasions, why not add one more to her personal collection on Crazy Shit....

I would like every one to meet Sally Stretch Tits. Sally may not be the best looking chick out there but shes is willing to do whatever you want. Keep in mind also that motorboating her wou....

I am jealous of every single one of these animals in this collage. They have taken motorboating to a whole new level of awesomeness. These animals have actually claimed the boobs as their te....

This modern day love story will met your hearts from the beginning of the movie. When hippie met fatty is a twist on the classic movie of the early years. Don't they just look like they are ....

I honestly don't know what to say. I mean I can't complain because those are some nice tits. However, I think she took the whole X-Men fan a little bit too far with this one. Did I mention h....

It looks like the girl at the bottom of the picture just saw a horror movie that scared the shit out of her. Too bad it wasn't a movie, it was just the assclown that decided to spay himself ....

It's not the gift that counts, it's the thought. This thought of a big black ass is not very pleasing. It's more or less just straight up gross. Why would anyone want that big ass to undress....

Sure going with an illegal bookie gives you better points, but when you don't pay them. It's your ass. Literally, and you head. Hell, even a few arms or legs. Then they find you all hacked u....

We have breaking Gamer News!!! The next Call of Duty has been leaked and it looks gay as hell! I think I might just skip this and play Battlefield and Halo. For some reason, I'm just not dig....

Nothing says shut the fuck up like a broken ass english sign. If you are loud, he call police and they catch you. Then they stick stick in your butthole. Then he tell you how he hate you.....