If mullets are awesome. This is mega awesome. I'm going out today to get a hair extension and have my head shaved into the shape of a opossum. I have to be a bit different of course, but I t....

I feel so fucking safe around here that hey buddy, "up yours!" We need more signs like this in the US. I think it would make everyone feel a bit better.....

It is amazing that a brick to your face will stop you dead in your tracks. Besides that looks like a sweet hat. Can I have your hat?....

Let's face it. She's a butter face. You know, everything looks good but her face! Is there another hole in that thing I can stick my dick in? That would be hot!....

Mmmm I'm all about the caution when wet. Don't move around too much baby, I might jizz in my pants. You can leave the caution tape on too, I'll just work around that.....

Looks like we have out work cut out for us. It's time to get wasted. It actually looks like someone got wasted. There may be a dead body under all those empties. He died happy at least.....

I spared you all a shitty Friday by scrounging up this pic of a single User Submitted Boob. Come Monday if we do not get anymore submissions we will all bare witness to our stash of User Sub....

While a chop to the throat with say your hand can be rather painful and sometimes deadly. There is nothing non-lethal about a chop to the neck with a brand new Axe. Moral of the story here, ....

While these are not user submitted boobs, we can never have enough tits on the site. Enjoy this lovely set of soapy voluptuous boobs.....

Amidst all of the metal, dead bodies and pieces of human there remains one sole survivor. This chick doesn't look in too good of shape but at least she is still alive. Hopefully she can stil....

Stupid people get stupid tats, it is just something that is a common occurrence worldwide. I never knew that the beloved Chewbacca from Star Wars was Italian. It's one thing to get a tattoo ....

I know that most of the cab drivers have some crazy ass name, it's expected. However I do believe that if I were to see my cabbies name was Anus Rammer, I would jump the fuck out and find an....

Drug trafficking is a major source of income for cartels and the mules(human traffickers) across the globe. This guy managed to smuggle in the drugs by putting them in latex pouches and eati....

That chick is quite talented and is a possible candidate for marriage. Who wouldn't want to marry a chick who is as flexible as her and looks like she can hustle a game of pool.....

I always wondered what made Chinese food so god damn good. It looks like I would of rather not found out their secret recipe. Cannibal Carly here decided that the best meat for her fried ric....

If I were to ever get a Nascar tattoo (it would never happen, ever) it sure as shit would not be of the "Rainbow Warrior". It's understandable that Nascar has to have at least one Gay driver....