On your Labor Day you must follow the tradition and take a stroll downtown naked. I am sure you don't have all this old dudes cool ass tattoos but I am sure it won't matter, as long as you a....

I am sure her daddy is so proud of her. I mean yes tramp stamps are pretty much the opposite of classy but this just takes the cake. Why don't you write "I am a whore" on your forehead next.....

Ohh God, the horror! Why did she have to drop the soap??? Another question is how can she actually pick it up. It looks like she is going to get stuck. By the way, I hope you are getting out....

Fucking Mr. Cactus Ass is a real dick some times. There you are sitting out on your porch, and here comes Mr. Cactus Ass. He starts telling you how tough his day is, and this and that. Then ....

Maybe it's not the found dog that is gay. Maybe its the other dog that wants it. Ever think of that Mr. Found Gay Dog. Maybe he's just young and experimenting.....

I got a match! My ass and your face!!! Ohhh! Sorry, I couldn't help myself, I just love that joke. Yup, what you got here is a lady on fire. How she got on fire we do not know, maybe she was....

If I were you, and I'm not, I would take the advice from crazyshit.com and stop shaking hands with people. Go with the more unconventional approach, and shake genitals. It's safer and well, ....

You should be out in a boat or on a beach/lake/river/pool side with a drink in hand by now. So what are you waiting for go take some pictures to send in to us!....

I don't know what it is, this cold won't go away and now I can't breath through my nose. Ugh, these things are pains in the butt.....

Everyone should get to see some nice big boobies on Saturday. Hell even the blind should be able to feel some up. That would make this world a better place!....

Did you drink too much? Or did you eat too much? It looks like you did a bit of both really! Nice spread on the puke though, I am impressed. Best thing that lady can do is leave him there in....

Every time I see this picture, I fucking laugh out loud. No really, I do giggle about it. Who know that black people could levitate? I didn't and now I'm thinking what secret powers do Asian....

Ladies have a set of tits you would like to share? Write CS or Crazy Shit on them and Send In Your Boobs Now!....

Just a reminder, when you have a passenger in your car, try and drive a little bit more careful than you usually do. Also it would be probably be good to make sure they are wearing their sea....

Use your imagination on this one folks. With a name like that what do you expect goes on here? I am sure married dudes who are "going out with the guys" are actually lined up outside, waitin....

Got some shit you want hauled? Fuck calling up U-Haul, hit up Hottie Hauling and get a hot chick to haul anything you want. While it may not be the fastest way to get your shit around town, ....