We are torn between your guys massive turds and telling people they need to eat something besides fast food all day.  Without poor eating their would probably be no Rate my Shit so keep up t....

We haven't put up a picture of lee in a while but that doesn't mean he isn't sending them.  This is the first in his "I am totally gay and now you know it" collection.  As if it wa....

Every once in a while you are falling asleep on your way home from work and the one thing you need like a topless girl on the side of the road just isn't there.  Here's to making sure t....

Strange how things translate into other languages.  You can try and make up excuses about speaking another language all you like fruity european but when you come from the town of Penis....

Maybe I am just making some presumptions but it looks like this kid was fucking with some equipment he shouldn't have been and wound up losing both his arms because of it.  Have fun jer....

I don't blame that guy for the look he is giving after seeing the one girl with her shirt off.  I would be pissed too if the chick I was talking up for the past few blocks had flapjack ....

This is what people in the military call gas mask gay.  Something about the pepper spray that makes you all nuts and turns you gay.  I guess the newer versions are laced with the s....

You think after all these years that mouse guy doesn't have a ton of fucking money and party his ass off.  Lets just hope they don't have to recreate another female mouse after he goes ....

If you ever find yourself in this position behind the wheels of an expensive ass car just walk straight out of it and hand the keys to someone who isn't a complete asshole.  It's the le....

You can feel sorry for this girl all you want but the truth is there is a dude out there ready to bone her.  If you are a guy and look like this you might as well throw yourself off a c....

Behind that half smile and blank look there is a bonified loose moraled woman.  Which is totally ok because why the hell would you wanna take out a prude in the first place.  I mea....

What do you do when you have a motorcycle helmet and leathers and not enough money to buy an actual vehicle?  You soup out a big wheel and downhill that motherfucker with a vengance.....

You know how your parents told you never to sit in uncle Dan's sun chair?  Yah there was a REALLY good reason for that.  Now that you are all grown up why don't you show up at his ....

Not any more.  Everyone has had that experience where it looks like your prospects are good and then the girl blow chunks everywhere explaining why she found you attractive in the first....

There is quite a competition among the CrazyShit members for who has the king shit.  The only way to get the king shit is to tell everyone you know to rate it.  You know who you ar....

There is no point in putting a dress on a pig and there is also no point in painting that girls naked body.  There is no artwork that is gonna improve that image anymore.  In fact ....