This guy right here...deserves a punctured colon and whatever comes along with that. I'm assuming death as Mr. Hands died from a ruptured colon after getting fucked by a horse. Give her...I ....

This is my kind of "Ring Around the Rosies." I play this shit any day of the week! Nothing like a fine selection of asses to play with.....

It's the Doucheface Killah! What a fucking retard! Those tattoos don't make you look badass bro. You're a scrawny little fuck that's angry at his parents. Go fucking hang yourself!....

....something that I should have my hand on ass well. That's a tall bitch! Or he's a tiny man. Either way, that's an unhappy bride. Haha! Well played kind sir!....

A little too much time in the sun with the women with the cinnamon skin, huh? That's all right. He tans after he peels, then he's ready to party!....

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long fucking time. That lady is getting her pray on then all of the sudden here comes the free safety and just railroads this lady. I think she might not hav....

You want to know the one place you should never stick your fingers in a stripper? It’s her ass. Never do that. It’s going to smell like you won’t believe. You’ll never actually get that smel....

Sure he has the word fag on his forehead, but really, how gay is this? I mean, he doesn’t have 20 dicks in his ass, let’s say that is a 10. A 1 in the gay scale would be convertible Miata. W....

Fuck Would You Hit It, it’s more like no way you would hit it. The only thing femine on that woman is the hair. Hell, her hair might have muscles! No way you could get your dick up to even b....

The person that sent this in said the SUV was outside a paint/body shop. Looks like someone has been whoring around town and got caught. My advice is not to mess with other women’s guys, and....

You want to know how to win in wrestling? I’ll tell you how to win, you five hole some guy, and bam, you are the winner. Let’s be honest here, if my finger pokes through the toilet paper whe....

Whoever received that delivery...had a fucking bad day! That's for mother-fucking sure! Gotta show love to the troops! They do what most wont' or wouldn't. Me, I wish I could be over there w....

That's how she's beating that dick. What a good woman! I appreciate a woman that knows how to rough-house with the cock. Another good quality is a firm grip! Nobody wants to shake hands with....

Not sure where this is from. Any of y'all got a clue? I'm going to guess somewhere in South America? Anyways, being lit on fire is on my list of things not to do. I don't think I would cook ....

This is a great photo op.... Kinda. I'm not so sure I'd jump on this one. Hell, what am I saying. I totally would. Why the fuck not? Right?....

That's a great tideo-game controller. I'm gonna have to ask for one of these for Christmas. Their great! The thumb-sticks pop up only when you need em. Ingenious!....