I usually despise the very thought of bowling but if it looked more like this then I would be playing every night.  I wouldn't bowl of course I would just sit around, eat pizza, and dri....

Seriously... If you can't keep your ass up when you are drinking with friends you might as well not drink at all.  Why?  Well because most of your drinking friends are probably goi....

Looks like mahogany but it just might be an oak cabinet.  You can never tell these days with all the fake particle board wood out there.  Any good woman will tell you there is noth....

If you get past the malaria and countless waterborne parasites Africa is a pretty cool place to visit.  Once your done getting rid of your yellow fever you'll have no problem enjoying t....

You can tell it's summer because it's balls ass hot up north also.  I always thought that was the best part about living down south.  Sure it's fucking hot but it's hot up north al....

You see shit like this and it makes you wonder how planes ever get off the ground in the first place.  As many pictures as there are of people running into them with shit it's amazing t....

Otherwise there is no way you would be able to contain everything being held back by that dress.  I don't mind a little meat on a woman but it shouldn't look like she is smuggling lunch....

This is a less well known angel that only comes to to college frat parties.  It may not be as popular at the snow angel but it's way more fun to be surrounded by beer than covered with ....

After months of slowly hiding his owners bra's Rex got the money shot he had been waiting for.  Unfortunately he was dissapointed by the view and realized all his hard work hadn't reall....

Harry felt the temptation to click the shutter on the camera just once and pass it off as an acident.  Joe, his boss, had warned him repeatedly on the matter but every time an oppurtuni....

This thing has so many attachments on it you may never need your wifes help again.  Plus every time you use it she will think you are cleaning up around the house.  Great for loose....

Sometimes you have those days where you walk around the city and no one seems to notice.  The greatest part about it is you get to sleep whenever and wherever youwant.....

I know it's hard for you to keep it under wraps sometimes since it seems so obvious.  Lets just hope that no one you know walks by while he's picking stuff up.  Otherwise someone m....

She doesn't have all the crazy hair but man does she have a knack for invention.  It's always nice to see a girl come up with an original idea that puts your boobs to good use.  No....

Nothing like Mexican water and Tequila shots to make for an awesome night.  The tequila is great for getting you to the bathroom after the Mexican water makes it's way through your syst....

Man Teets that is.  Since teenage boys are now one of the most common candidates for breast surgery I dedicate this to them.  Don't take away what god gave you through years of stu....