That's about it! This is a giant glittery gay! GIANT! Look at this fucker's neck! He must be the oral guy as he probably can't find his dick under all his lard. Unless he's hung like a horse....

So, I don't know what to make of this.... Other than why the fuck would you do that on a treadmill? I'd also like to know why the fuck would you wear that outfit? All unaswerable questions!....

...boobs! Giant, fucking-beautiful, milk-filled, lunchbags! Send in the chow-hall boys. We need milk for our cereal....BITCHES!....

It's all in how you want your pussy. I, for one, don't find the acquisition of poon in a gynecologist office the "cleanest" method. However, it could be your lucky day to find a fine portly ....

We have a surprise for you guys. One of out fine shit-eating members submitted this. Can any of y'all guess who? I'm busllshittin, no member sent this in....although I picture this being chu....

Here's a guide for all of y'all, cause I care! I absolutely hate the mislabeling of asses. There is no grearer crime than to confuse a Hot Tamale with an Amazon....terrible.....

What the fuck is going on here? I'd shit my fuckin pants if I looked up and saw that shit. That's one.....fat ungly bitch!....

Now this is the kind of science experiment I can get down with. Let's see how these sluts transfer kinetic energy. I've got another idea too. Let's see if I can get my dick in a pussy while ....

Who the fuck came up with the idea for a zipper fly anyway? Jagged, interlocking pieces of metal is not at the top of the list for things I want by my cock and balls. This is a great example....

"Dude asked to use the bathroom on the side of my trailers cause I-70 in Colorado was shut down thought he had to piss well this what I saw"....

It reminds me of pulling the skin off of a delicious piece of rotisserie chicken. Mmmm mmm, that's some tasty shit. A little hot sauce and maybe even some ranch dressing to dip it in, and yo....

Aww shucks, it's too bad you didn't fall asleep with your hand all the way down her pants. Then you could have woken up with a warm piss-soaked hand. You can still reach down and get some re....

Damn, this old lady is stronger than you. How does that make you feel? I bet she could give a mean fucking handjob too, and she'd have no problem doubling up on the cocks. Just ask Gramps, h....

You can either get next, or you can get in on the action right now. There's plenty of her to go around, so you probably won't even see the other guy. Pick a hole, pick a flap, or do whatever....

And all this time I thought cops didn't have any brains. I guess I was wrong. Unless it's in his hand, I see that somebody already took his gun. Might as well take his radio too.....

Oh man, she is a fucking hottie! That is one lucky guy kissing on her sexy neck. Between her stunning looks and her keen fashion sense, she's definitely a keeper. I hope he treats her like t....