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SANTA'S LITTLE SECRET
SANTA'S LITTLE SECRET

Back in the day when Santa was younger and a lot more wreckless he had this wicked fetish for spanking naughty girls on the ass.  I guess it was because they were easy to find since he ....

KEYWORDS: santa beating season
Posted: 12-25-2007
Views: 7383
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Strictly Silly
THE WEIRD ARM PILLOW
THE WEIRD ARM PILLOW

I can't think of anything else those Japanese characters could say besides that.  Maybe Jim Henson gave me an unnatural fear of puppets or something because that pillow looks pretty cre....

KEYWORDS: arm pillow japanese
Posted: 12-25-2007
Views: 9837
Rated:
Asians
DECK THE HALLS
DECK THE HALLS

Santa can get kind of lonely driving around dropping off presents all day so it might be a good thing to leave him a present beside the tree.  Just make sure you lock up that whore of a....

KEYWORDS: santa blowjob
Posted: 12-24-2007
Views: 6858
Rated:
Holiday Cheer
LOOKING LIKE AN ORNAMENT
LOOKING LIKE AN ORNAMENT

Sexy is something that is in the eye of the beholder.  This eye beholds that this woman looks like she was just plucked off the christmas tree and blown up into a human size Christmas o....

KEYWORDS: christmas naked fat lady
Posted: 12-24-2007
Views: 11063
Rated:
Fatty Fatty
HANGING THE ORNAMENTS
HANGING THE ORNAMENTS

This time of year always reminds me of simpler things like nipples.  This is their time of year to shine.  There are plenty of cool breezes and gusts of cold air to make things spe....

Posted: 12-24-2007
Views: 8879
Rated:
Strictly Silly
A GOOD WAY TO STAY WARM
A GOOD WAY TO STAY WARM

Sometimes it helps to have good heating in your house so women will be more encouraged to take their shirts off.  Because what is a Christmas party without chicks getting half naked and....

KEYWORDS: stay warm boobs tits santa
Posted: 12-24-2007
Views: 17581
Rated:
Random Acts of Nakedness
CHRISTMAS EVE CRASHUP
CHRISTMAS EVE CRASHUP

The holidays are a wonderful time of year to share with your friends the gift of decapitated drivers on the highway with all my friends.  It's a great way to make them feel grateful for....

Posted: 12-24-2007
Views: 12470
Rated:
WARNING Death & Human Disfigurement
TIS THE REASON
TIS THE REASON

We owe a lot of our success to a very simple brown friend of our we hold very dearly.  Even though we spend most of our time getting it out of our bodies every once in a while it's nice....

KEYWORDS: jesus santa poop
Posted: 12-23-2007
Views: 10957
Rated:
Holiday Cheer
THE DANGER OF ANAL
THE DANGER OF ANAL

If your gonna be having butt sex there is one thing that you might wanna remember.  If you don't treat the anus with respect it's gonna pack up it's stuff and leave.  Then your gon....

KEYWORDS: prolapse anus but sex
Posted: 12-23-2007
Views: 557442
Rated:
Bizarre Sex Acts
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

I would really like to know what good this does for people.  You can say all types of shit about it making things more sensitive but there's nothing that's gonna excuse the fact that a ....

Posted: 12-23-2007
Views: 14425
Rated:
Homo\'s Running a Muck
FROG IN PANTS
FROG IN PANTS

This might look like a lovely chubby woman but it's just a trap for drunk desperate men.  When she leads you back to her lair you will only have a short time to experience pleasure and ....

KEYWORDS: fat lady frog bar
Posted: 12-23-2007
Views: 12538
Rated:
Accidents
SHATTERING THE DREAM
SHATTERING THE DREAM

I used to believe in Santa Claus till I got Go-Bots instead of Transformers one year.  I figured if Santa would do this to an innocent child such as myself then there might as well be n....

Posted: 12-22-2007
Views: 7860
Rated:
Holiday Cheer
A MILLION AND ONE REASONS
A MILLION AND ONE REASONS

I could think of a couple good reasons to go to Japan.  This is probably not one of them but hey to each their own.  I'm just sayin I wouldn't wanna be taking sloppy seconds in thi....

Posted: 12-22-2007
Views: 22582
Rated:
Asians
TRANSFORMIN WANG
TRANSFORMIN WANG

This guy better be some kind of robot otherwise someone might wanna quarantine him.  It may be some horrible cut but just in case it's a disease that makes your penis split apart we sho....

KEYWORDS: disease penis
Posted: 12-22-2007
Views: 23149
Rated:
Diseased Genitals
SOME THINGS ARE UNIVERSAL
SOME THINGS ARE UNIVERSAL

If you were to put a man sized big wheel in front of most adults you can almost guarantee that deep down they are going to wanna ride it.  That's why I don't understand why people fight....

KEYWORDS: emo kid hula hoop emo kid
Posted: 12-22-2007
Views: 12675
Rated:
Homo\'s Running a Muck
THIS IS THE BREAST TIME OF YEAR
THIS IS THE BREAST TIME OF YEAR

Even though once you turn 15 Thanksgiving starts kicking Christmas ass the time around Christmas is still the best time of year.  By best I mean freezing your ass off and going broke tr....

Posted: 12-21-2007
Views: 17674
Rated:
Holiday Cheer
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