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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE IN FIRST CLASS
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE IN FIRST CLASS

In fact why aren't there any other seats in first class. Probably because this plane is just big enough to hold some flight attendants and a huge drink tray. All this and they are chargin ....

KEYWORDS: first class short plane
Posted: 5-12-2007
Views: 5890
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Strictly Silly
WHERE DO I SIGN UP?
WHERE DO I SIGN UP?

I don't really care what the cause is. Some kinda kicking babies thing doesn't matter to me. All I know is if you can get this many hot chicks soaped up at the same time then we have some ....

KEYWORDS: soapy naked chicks
Posted: 5-11-2007
Views: 12338
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Random Acts of Nakedness
PROOF ANYONE CAN PAINT
PROOF ANYONE CAN PAINT

If this dude can paint a picture that good with his dick then I should be able to at least paint some decent stick figures.  With my hand of course.....

KEYWORDS: penis paint
Posted: 5-11-2007
Views: 7277
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Homo\'s Running a Muck
THIS MUST BE THE LINE TO THE TEMP AGENCY
THIS MUST BE THE LINE TO THE TEMP AGENCY

I can almost smell the hopelessness from here.  I guess it has something to do with getting paid shitty money for shitty jobs with shitty benefits.  Wow gotta love the Job Hunt.....

KEYWORDS: temp agency line
Posted: 5-11-2007
Views: 5326
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Silly Signs
REAL SUTTLE BUDDY
REAL SUTTLE BUDDY

That's a great way to tell them you like them.  I'm sure they will realize you aren't paying attention to them with raging wood in your pants.  In fact they really like it when you....

Posted: 5-11-2007
Views: 16305
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Strictly Silly
MORE MONEY THAN BRAINS
MORE MONEY THAN BRAINS

Well I know you can go super fast in your shiny car but you might wanna learn to drive it first. Otherwise you get to be that asshole with the outfit that matches his totaled car.....

Posted: 5-11-2007
Views: 7119
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Accidents
AHH MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS
AHH MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS

Fat Shit!  Something about the rolls and all the brown smeared goodness that makes me feel all warm on the inside.  If only I had smell-o Vision to complete my fantasy.....

KEYWORDS: fat shit
Posted: 5-10-2007
Views: 6273
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Nothing But Poop
WE GOT A CUTTER!
WE GOT A CUTTER!

Nothing spells sanity like carving words in your skin.  In fact it's a pre-requisite I have for anyone I really respect.  The only difference is I rather them spell "I'm Retarded" ....

KEYWORDS: cutter arm wound
Posted: 5-10-2007
Views: 7583
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WARNING Death & Human Disfigurement
YOUNG GUNS PART WHATEVER THE FUCK
YOUNG GUNS PART WHATEVER THE FUCK

These kids must be at some kinda child soldier graduation. Amazing they actually make toy plastic guns without that orange shit on them.....

KEYWORDS: war kids young guns
Posted: 5-10-2007
Views: 8441
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War / Military
GIVE ME A HAND!
GIVE ME A HAND!

I know not very creative but there is not much you can say when the whole top of your hand is burned off.  It's great though cuz anytime I need a potholder I just lay my hand down on th....

KEYWORDS: burned hand
Posted: 5-10-2007
Views: 5458
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WARNING Death & Human Disfigurement
THEY SAY YOU CAN SPOT TRUE LOVE FROM A MILE AWAY
THEY SAY YOU CAN SPOT TRUE LOVE FROM A MILE AWAY

It's pretty easy. You see the sparkle in her eyes and you know she's all yours. What you might not realize is that sparkle is from rolling around in her own shit all day.....

KEYWORDS: pig fucker
Posted: 5-10-2007
Views: 6400
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Fatty Fatty
SHOWING YOU THAT WE CARE
SHOWING YOU THAT WE CARE

This is one way to tell the customers what you truly give. They will all know your dedicated to wholesome family service when you drop the F-Bomb on the local Shopping Plaza.....

Posted: 5-9-2007
Views: 4292
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Dumbasses
THE NEW HOG RIDE AT THE FAIR IS AWESOME
THE NEW HOG RIDE AT THE FAIR IS AWESOME

How bout this fat bitch and bald guy fucking in public. If you don't mind the huge cysts on her body it's a great time. Of course when you end up with ringworm on your dick a couple days l....

Posted: 5-9-2007
Views: 32309
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Bizarre Sex Acts
WHERE'S MY DAMN HASH BROWNS!
WHERE'S MY DAMN HASH BROWNS!

Whenever I go out to eat they always find something to fuck up on my order.  I might as well just send the whole thing back.  And get me a damn cup without lipstick on it. &nb....

KEYWORDS: bacon and eggs on head tatoo
Posted: 5-9-2007
Views: 9639
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Creative Shit
TEE-BALL PRACTICE WILL BE STARTING LATE
TEE-BALL PRACTICE WILL BE STARTING LATE

We need to borrow the bat for a little misogynistic fun.  This lady will most likely never have to be told anything twice again in her life.   ....

Posted: 5-9-2007
Views: 13109
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WARNING! Cruelty
ONE UGLY ASS BIRD
ONE UGLY ASS BIRD

God must have had a vendetta out against this animal cuz it got hit with the big end of the ugly stick. Someone needs to shoot that thing and put it out of my misery.....

KEYWORDS: bird ugly feathers none
Posted: 5-9-2007
Views: 5899
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Animals
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