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Last Updated 9-17-2014
Everyone loves pictures of animals. What about when a cat is sitting on some boobs? Yes, we love that. How about a snake eating a deer? We have that too. We have all the crazy animals doing crazy shit on the planet.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

That is one of the most creepy and most cool things I've ever seen. Mother Nature, you so crazy. What the fuck is that thing? It looks like a little Predator larva or some shit. Where's Arno....

Posted: 9-17-2014
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PINK ELEPHANTS DO EXIST
PINK ELEPHANTS DO EXIST

So all those cartoons of people being drunk, and seeing pink elephants is finally proven. Although this looks more like the premonition of a bath salt overdose rather than a bottle of jack. ....

Posted: 9-15-2014
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HE COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
HE COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

You may think that the life of a raccoon is all fun and games, but that shit can be stressful. Living day to day not knowing what pile of garbage you're going to scavenge from next can take ....

Posted: 9-11-2014
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PEGASUS IS TAKING OFF
PEGASUS IS TAKING OFF

Well holy balls. It looks like horses can fly now. I guess it's easier for them when the person riding them only weighs 55 lbs. I think that old guy might be getting a hoof to the face any s....

Posted: 9-5-2014
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ATTACK OF THE GOOSE
ATTACK OF THE GOOSE

Geese are dicks. There used to be a couple of them at my old place in Florida and I wanted to kick those dirty assholes every time I saw them. I guess his bitch is back there sitting on some....

Posted: 9-3-2014
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HORNY HORNY HIPPOS
HORNY HORNY HIPPOS

Trips to the zoo are always fun for the kids. They get to learn about animals, and if they're lucky, they get to learn about fucking too. Now don't go expecting any of your future lovers to ....

Posted: 8-23-2014
Views: 21824
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I'D LIKE TO FILL HER UP
I'D LIKE TO FILL HER UP

What a silly woman. We can't blame her for this mistake. She's just got girl brains. Obviously that's not how you fuel up a horse. The nozzle goes in its asshole. Duh!....

Posted: 8-21-2014
Views: 26326
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SET THAT PUPPY FREE
SET THAT PUPPY FREE

What the fuck, man? Did you just shit a dog? How did that get up your ass anyway? We've all heard of gerbils and hamsters up the butthole, but he just took this shit to a whole new level I d....

Posted: 8-19-2014
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A NARROW TUNNEL
A NARROW TUNNEL

Enjoying your safari, fuckers? Not sure what to do when an elephant decides to take a nap right on your car, are you? I guess there's not much you can do. Just wait it out and hope he doesn'....

Posted: 8-14-2014
Views: 16104
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THANKS FOR THE GOOD IDEA
THANKS FOR THE GOOD IDEA

Well I wasn't going to, but now that you've put the idea in my head, watching an alligator trip out sounds pretty fun. I assume there are some cow fields nearby to get some shrooms, so I thi....

Posted: 8-7-2014
Views: 18862
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WRONG HOLE BITCH
WRONG HOLE BITCH

What the fuck is up with this shit? You've got it all wrong. You're supposed to put them in your asshole not your earhole. I guess that means there's room in your asshole for something else.....

Posted: 7-22-2014
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NOT SO CUTE PUPPY
NOT SO CUTE PUPPY

Ironically we were just talking about getting another dog at my house, and I think I have just changed my mind. Itís bad enough when my dog cries with itís thunder and lighting out. He doesn....

Posted: 7-18-2014
Views: 21766
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MS. DONG'S FURRY KITTY
MS. DONG'S FURRY KITTY

Ms. Dong must think the bigger her cat is, even with hair, means the more food she'll get out of it. She's going to be real disappointed when she realized the amount of meat is still the sam....

Posted: 7-10-2014
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HOW BIG IS YOUR WORM?
HOW BIG IS YOUR WORM?

Holy shit. That ain't an earthworm, that's a fucking anaconda. Imagine finding that fucker in your backyard garden. I'm thinking it should be used to scare the living shit our of your kids. ....

Posted: 7-9-2014
Views: 21527
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WHATCHA GOT UNDER THE HOOD?
WHATCHA GOT UNDER THE HOOD?

Is that a hemi? Nope, it's an anaconda. That might explain the rattling sound coming from the engine. Yeah, yeah, I know it doesn't have a rattler, but I've had a couple beers and that's the....

Posted: 6-22-2014
Views: 21264
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TAKING OUT THE TRASH
TAKING OUT THE TRASH

Hey, at least he put the deer in the trash rather than leaving it in the street or on the sidewalk. I'm not sure what a deer is doing in New York City to begin with though. I'm guessing it's....

Posted: 6-18-2014
Views: 21899
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