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Last Updated 10-26-2014
Everyone loves pictures of animals. What about when a cat is sitting on some boobs? Yes, we love that. How about a snake eating a deer? We have that too. We have all the crazy animals doing crazy shit on the planet.
PRINTER JAMMED AGAIN
PRINTER JAMMED AGAIN

Sure you can use my printer. It's out of ink, but if you stick a mouse in there, it should print with his blood and guts. And even feces if you need a shade of brown.....

Posted: 10-26-2014
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SWISS ARMY FISH
SWISS ARMY FISH

I always felt like Swiss Army Knives were missing something. You got a couple blades, a can opener, toothpick, scissors, but never a fish like you really need. Until now. Thank you Switzerla....

Posted: 10-22-2014
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EATING OUT BACK
EATING OUT BACK

Damn, that's a hungry snake. I'll be super impressed if he can actually swallow the kangaroo whole. I heard those kangaroos are pretty tasty. Pour a little hot sauce on them and bam!....

Posted: 10-18-2014
Views: 22237
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FUCK NO HELL FUCK NO
FUCK NO HELL FUCK NO

Fuck this job. I realize it's hard to find work, but do you have to clean a house that has a lion as a pet? You know what happened to the last cleaning lady? She was eaten, that's what happe....

Posted: 10-10-2014
Views: 28107
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NOT HUNG LIKE A HORSE
NOT HUNG LIKE A HORSE

What the fuck is this shit? That's appalling and offensive. I was told these toys would be anatomically correct and they are far from it. Those horse dicks should be at least triple that siz....

Posted: 10-8-2014
Views: 29619
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NOW YOU ARE GOING TO SHIT YOURSELF
NOW YOU ARE GOING TO SHIT YOURSELF

You thought you were going to shit yourself before if you didn't get to the toilet in time. Then there is a big fucking snake taking a nap in the shitter. Fuck me, I'm just going to crap my ....

Posted: 10-3-2014
Views: 18394
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JUST MONKEYING AROUND
JUST MONKEYING AROUND

I don't know what technically constitutes beastiality, but I think he's getting pretty close there. He might want to close his mouth before the monkey starts fucking it. I'm sure some poo co....

Posted: 9-24-2014
Views: 27015
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

That is one of the most creepy and most cool things I've ever seen. Mother Nature, you so crazy. What the fuck is that thing? It looks like a little Predator larva or some shit. Where's Arno....

Posted: 9-17-2014
Views: 23664
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PINK ELEPHANTS DO EXIST
PINK ELEPHANTS DO EXIST

So all those cartoons of people being drunk, and seeing pink elephants is finally proven. Although this looks more like the premonition of a bath salt overdose rather than a bottle of jack. ....

Posted: 9-15-2014
Views: 24674
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HE COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
HE COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

You may think that the life of a raccoon is all fun and games, but that shit can be stressful. Living day to day not knowing what pile of garbage you're going to scavenge from next can take ....

Posted: 9-11-2014
Views: 22852
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PEGASUS IS TAKING OFF
PEGASUS IS TAKING OFF

Well holy balls. It looks like horses can fly now. I guess it's easier for them when the person riding them only weighs 55 lbs. I think that old guy might be getting a hoof to the face any s....

Posted: 9-5-2014
Views: 22655
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ATTACK OF THE GOOSE
ATTACK OF THE GOOSE

Geese are dicks. There used to be a couple of them at my old place in Florida and I wanted to kick those dirty assholes every time I saw them. I guess his bitch is back there sitting on some....

Posted: 9-3-2014
Views: 17843
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HORNY HORNY HIPPOS
HORNY HORNY HIPPOS

Trips to the zoo are always fun for the kids. They get to learn about animals, and if they're lucky, they get to learn about fucking too. Now don't go expecting any of your future lovers to ....

Posted: 8-23-2014
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I'D LIKE TO FILL HER UP
I'D LIKE TO FILL HER UP

What a silly woman. We can't blame her for this mistake. She's just got girl brains. Obviously that's not how you fuel up a horse. The nozzle goes in its asshole. Duh!....

Posted: 8-21-2014
Views: 27810
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SET THAT PUPPY FREE
SET THAT PUPPY FREE

What the fuck, man? Did you just shit a dog? How did that get up your ass anyway? We've all heard of gerbils and hamsters up the butthole, but he just took this shit to a whole new level I d....

Posted: 8-19-2014
Views: 24098
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A NARROW TUNNEL
A NARROW TUNNEL

Enjoying your safari, fuckers? Not sure what to do when an elephant decides to take a nap right on your car, are you? I guess there's not much you can do. Just wait it out and hope he doesn'....

Posted: 8-14-2014
Views: 17038
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