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GOT RELEXES?
GOT RELEXES?

This dude sure as fuck does. Side-kick to the stomach without a second thought. Then he drops all of his stuffed animals. Cute.....

Posted: 7-28-2013
Views: 28987
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I WISH IT WERE STILL THIS WAY!
I WISH IT WERE STILL THIS WAY!

I wish it was this way. I mean, sometimes those damn machines just don't get my whites as white as a white-woman scrubbing my whites in a washing-machine. Ya dig?....

Posted: 7-27-2013
Views: 31264
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MOM WANTS TO GET HER VIRGIN BOY LAID
MOM WANTS TO GET HER VIRGIN BOY LAID

Yo, Mom is cool as fuck. She just wants her boy to get some pussy and learn his way around that magical slit, inside and out. And she's willing to pay top dollar for it. She definitely gets ....

Posted: 7-22-2013
Views: 26144
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HELL YEAH, GRANDPA!
HELL YEAH, GRANDPA!

I reckon the only thing he's missing is a gun rack. Hell I say we mount a holster for his pistol on his strong-side of the walker, if he has a strong side. Then I say we put a rifle rack rig....

Posted: 7-21-2013
Views: 26356
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HAPPY DAD'S DAY 2013
HAPPY DAD'S DAY 2013

I thought I'd throw together a pretty sweet Father's Day Collage. Now I'm off to the beach where the women folk will be bringing me beers, and food all day long. Not only is it Father's Day,....

Posted: 6-16-2013
Views: 35368
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I'LL LEAVE THE CAR RUNNING
I'LL LEAVE THE CAR RUNNING

I just left my Jeep outside running, so we can just hop in and be on our way. Oh fuck! Well, I guess we'll have to take a cab. Unless you want to hoof it. The exercise will be good.....

Posted: 6-5-2013
Views: 22576
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HYPNOTIZED BY THAT ASS
HYPNOTIZED BY THAT ASS

The shape of that ass is hypnotizing in itself, but the moving lines will put you in a trance. But no worries, it's not like you have any important shit to do today anyway. Just stare at tha....

Posted: 5-16-2013
Views: 34264
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I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE....
I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE....

....something that I should have my hand on ass well. That's a tall bitch! Or he's a tiny man. Either way, that's an unhappy bride. Haha! Well played kind sir!....

Posted: 5-8-2013
Views: 38880
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LIKE IT OWES HER MONEY!
LIKE IT OWES HER MONEY!

That's how she's beating that dick. What a good woman! I appreciate a woman that knows how to rough-house with the cock. Another good quality is a firm grip! Nobody wants to shake hands with....

Posted: 5-6-2013
Views: 32882
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CREEPY LIL BASTARD!
CREEPY LIL BASTARD!

This kid has a great future in photo-bombing. I must admit...I'd be a proud father if one of my boys pulled this off on the news. ....

Posted: 5-6-2013
Views: 33363
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I GUESS THAT'LL DO....
I GUESS THAT'LL DO....

So, I don't know what to make of this.... Other than why the fuck would you do that on a treadmill? I'd also like to know why the fuck would you wear that outfit? All unaswerable questions!....

Posted: 5-5-2013
Views: 24673
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A COMPRESHENSIVE GUIDE.
A COMPRESHENSIVE GUIDE.

Here's a guide for all of y'all, cause I care! I absolutely hate the mislabeling of asses. There is no grearer crime than to confuse a Hot Tamale with an Amazon....terrible.....

Posted: 5-4-2013
Views: 26796
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MY KIND OF JOBS!
MY KIND OF JOBS!

Nuff said! The only one I'm a little leary of is the rimjob creator. I think that guy's a lil suspect in my book. He looks like he invented it licking man-ass! Whatever, I lick lady-parts so....

Posted: 4-21-2013
Views: 25544
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THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE!
THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE!

I'm sure there are safer more economical ways to trim the hedges. But, are there more badass ways? My only guess is with a flamethrower.......

Posted: 4-14-2013
Views: 23830
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I SHOULD HAVE JOINED THE TRACK TEAM
I SHOULD HAVE JOINED THE TRACK TEAM

I don't need to see the race, she deserves the gold medal. She also deserves my face between her beautiful butt cheeks for about an hour or two. And then a couple more hours after that.....

Posted: 4-8-2013
Views: 42620
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WELL DONE SIR!
WELL DONE SIR!

This is by far the best response to getting caught digging for nose-gold. Dude is a fuckin BOSS! He might've even replaced bottle-guy as my hero! Bravo!....

Posted: 3-24-2013
Views: 25181
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