A user who very much enjoys mutilated cocks sent us this picture of his subincision with a D-ring attached. That is quite fucked. How about clipping that ring to a rope and hanging by your c....

Zorro an expert with his sword and always ready to stab his enemy. He holds the shaft tightly and pierces evil doers with extreme precision. ....

Check out the new laptop he just got. It's got a 2 GHz hard drive and 1 GB RAM, and he only paid $400. Pretty sweet deal. It also makes a great ornament to hang from your wang. You can't bea....

Jay, Henry and I think all you crazyshitters are very special and we wanted to give you rose to express our appreciation for you. Get down and take in its lovely aroma. Feel how its scent ti....

The love dolls are having a real romantic time tonight. Some champagne, sets the mood and the balloons make things nice and playful. And all so a super creepy and lonely soul can take some p....

Some people express their love with flowers, candle light, and soft kisses, and others use straps, clamps, and hoses. Is one better than the other? Yes, obviously this is much better.....

Are you sure this is the right key? The door still won't open. It might be time to call the locksmith, or perhaps the cocksmith to get this shit working.....

I personally enjoy my balls being gently caressed by a woman with nimble fingers. He prefers clamps above his balls and hooks through his scrotum. Whatever works I guess.....

This is user submitted and I think the subject was kinky penis. I myself have a different definition of kinky that doesn't involve open wounds on my dick. I think this falls more into the ca....

Asians and amphibians. I just don't understand the obsession. I don't understand most things Japanese though. But I do understand those nice little titties of hers. Long Duck Dong can keep t....

I missed this episode of Tales From The Crypt. It must have been on Skinemax. I'm happy to see the crypt keeper getting some poontang though. I'm sure all those horror stories get tiring aft....

...bing on your dick! I've never received a foot job. I'm not opposed to it, I just haven't had the desire to ask for one or been offered one. How many foot-jobs have you had?....

I'm sure you've been bored before and thought to yourself, maybe I should put a jar of wasps on my dick. It is Friday after all. The stings just add texture for the ladies.....

Guns and blow up dolls make for a fun Friday. I hope that thing is not loaded though, otherwise his girlfriend just must might be killed. I guess that's part of the rush. Her life is in his ....

I thought Ronald Reagan was dead, but apparently not. I think he just wanted to go into seclusion and jack off in open windows looking over the street. He's probably shooting his load on uns....

I know you've always considered yourself a cum bucket, but now you can be the best cum bucket ever with this awesome fetish mask. Let the boys go wild as they spray hot loads in your little ....