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In reality when a girls number is hanging out you can usually tell she has given the ass out to everyone.  Wait... that's not what I meant to say, but that's what is probably going on.....

Being a good liar can have many advantages like being able to have an afro while hanging out in a clan meeting.  All you gotta do is tell them you forgot to condition your hair.  W....

No matter where you are on Earth there is always one inevitable truth.  You gotta wash your balls.  Otherwise you stink like unwashed balls and no one likes that.  NO ONE!....

Some 80's television programs where so ridiculous they defied any type of common sense.  In real life MacGyver is buried in a ditch five minutes after he decided to go along with that w....

If you have ever wondered how they manage to fit so many people in California and still provide all the power for the answer has finally become clear.  Just give a couple gay guys some ....

I miss the days when people ate thing because they tasted good and not because it was good for them.  We only have so long to live anyways so might as well enjoy it while you are here.....

Why don't they just cut to the chase already and put a fucking vagina with a hamburger in it?  People might tell you it's gross at first but those are the same people who are gonna be b....

There must have been a lot of shit going on in the seventies that would never fly in this decade.  How else could you explain a cigar commercial where a dude is blowing smoke in a chick....

Even though it's not Christmas anymore that doesn't mean you should stop giving to the needy. People need help year around so if there is an lonely ass out there don't feel bad if your the ....

What you see depends largely upon how you view the world.  That's why if you are a man and like breasts you more than likely associated this picture with a man grabbing one.  Even ....

Nothing spells I love you like thousands of dollars worth of pebbles on rings and strewn throughout your shallow withering body.  It's a good thing those Diamonds are blingin because yo....

Every time I think of someone smoking pot I think of how many people are killed a year by pot. All those accidents and overdoses eventually take a toll on the human psyche. Stop the Mariju....

We all need a little something to remind us things are not like they are in the movies.  That's why we have stuff like birdshit and tragic accidents to make the world a little less beau....

I love these guys. We definitely see eye to eye.....

That's it I'm hooked now. I'm loving it.....

I wonder how the neighbors feel about that.....