Creative Shit Pictures

I know there are so many of you out there cumming in your pants right now at the thought of owning this troll dream machine. Just think, you wouldn't have to leave Mom's basement for months.....

Just when you thought beer couldn't get any better, along comes the glass to change your worldly views. Add boobs to anything, and whatever it is just got better. So kick back and touch some....

I need to get me a pair of these and hit the beach to spread the joy of goatse. I know they will be a big summer time hit and all the ladies will want to be with a man sporting this hot swim....

This is a great photo op.... Kinda. I'm not so sure I'd jump on this one. Hell, what am I saying. I totally would. Why the fuck not? Right?....

That's a great tideo-game controller. I'm gonna have to ask for one of these for Christmas. Their great! The thumb-sticks pop up only when you need em. Ingenious!....

So, you've got to be a certain level of special to consider this art. And some of your are. So, I bring to you a bowl of dicks! I hope you enjoy this tid-bit of culture I've brought your way....

You have to hand it to a smart guy and a dumb girl, it's a combination that is made in heaven. She doesn't know the difference and well, he get's to play with tits all night long. Perfect! I....

I commend this woman for not taking the same picture everyone else does of them holding up the tower. Instead, she took the high road and took the tower in her gaping pussy. What a woman.....

I bet they can find a thousand uses for those condoms, but the one thing they'll never use it for is to stop having fucking babies. Those two outfits alone could have prevented an entire vil....

I mean she must know that he's playin her. It's so clear to all of us. I just hope she can see it before it's too late.....

Everybody loves bacon. And if not, they'll love your cock when it tastes like bacon. What girl has fantasized about a delicious bacon strip entering her vagina? They all do. In fact, putting....

Awwww, thanks so much for the birthday cake. I love it. In fact, when I blew the candles out, I wished that I could have two real live girls shitting all over each other. But until that happ....

Dinner was spectacular, and now it's time for dessert. Would you care for some delicious cock or cunt? Or even both, if that's your thing. We won't judge you.....

What man doesn't like some boobs with his beer? Drink enough and I bet some dudes would be rubbing and humping that special beer glass. In fact, I'm not 100% certain that's foam at the top.....

Just like yesterday's awesome artistic creation, today's great artwork has opened a new realm of reality in my eyes. Now I can clearly see the plot of the kitten that wants milk, but is too ....

This is clearly proof that I can be a artist. I mean, I could do this all day long. Just let my brain spew out the sick shit that is inside my head onto a canvas with some paint. The questio....