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A LOT OF EFFORT TO GET HIGH
Getting blazed as fuck is cool and all, but is that joint really necessary? Rolling it seems like a waste of time that could be put to better use, like hitting the corner store for a munchie....
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GRANNY'S GREEN GARDEN
I was never really interested in gardening, but Granny took me out back and really opened my eyes to the value of it. Her plants are amazing and I really learned a lot. Like how much pizza, ....
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LET'S GET HIGH
Stoners may not be the most productive people, but they sure are creative. Especially when it comes to getting high. A giant pipe looks fun, if you have some assistance. And check out the ho....
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HO, HO, HIGH AS FUCK
I always wondered how Santa could eat all those cookies and milk everyone leaves out for him on Christmas Eve, and now my question has been answered. Santa is high as hell, and got the munch....
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IT'S GOING TO BE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Somebody is definitely having a happy birthday. Whatever you do, don't blow out the candles. Take a hit and pass it around. That's how we celebrate in this house. We're definitely going to n....
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MOM'S TWO FAVORITE THINGS
Mommy was high when she forgot to take her pill, she was high when she got a very fertile cum load dumped inside her, she was high when she pushed her little girl out of her vagina, and it's....
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WANT A TOKE?
I can smell that bud from here and yes, I would like to get really fucking blazed right now, but I'm going to pass this time. I don't want to accidentally smoke any of your foreskin. You can....
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LIGHT IT UP RASTAMAN
Awesome, he's got a joint big enough to get the whole crowd high. Pretty soon they'll all forget why they're there protesting in the first place. Who's turn is it for the munchies run? I'll ....
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BITCH LOVES HER COCAINE
Either this bitch loves her fucking cocaine, or her pimp has the softest baby powder covered hands in Ghettoville, USA. I wonder how many dicks she had to suck to get that stash. Probably no....
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FIRE IT UP GRANNY
Hey mom, can we go to Grandma's house again? I know we just went last night, but I had such a good time with her. We hung out in the lounge, listened to some good tunes, snacked on some munc....
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CAN I GET A HIT?
Traffic sucks balls, but it's a lot better when the people in the car next to you let you take a couple pulls of their hookah. I hope there's some opium in there. That always makes driving a....
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I'M ALL FUCKED UP ON CHEESE
Swiss cheese is good, but weed cheese is better. We can cook up some queso dip and get high as fuck. Let's give some to mom and watch her get all stoned. It will be awesome. This is the best....
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WHO WANTS TO SHOOT UP?
Wow, that drug looks like a lot of fun. Where can I get some? I want to live a happy, stress-free life full of adventure, just like these people. That krokodil is some good stuff. The best p....
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SMOKING A KILLER JOINT
A couple of killers deserve a killer joint, and that's what Jason Voorhees and Leatherface are rolling up. They decided to take the night off from hacking up horny teens, to kick back and ch....
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I GOT THE PAPERS
I got the papers, you ready? Let's do this! It's time to get high as giraffe's butt. This time there are no survivors. Everyone is getting fucked up. I just ordered ten pizzas too!....
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WHERE CAN I GET SOME METH?
I always thought meth was bad and would ruin your life, but ever since the new ad campaign they've been pushing, I see had it all wrong. Meth is the shit! Now I have an excuse to beat up my ....
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