Fail Pictures

That looks like a framed out dick. I guess the people of where-ever-the-fuck China look to the clock tower for inspiration for whatever-the-fuck they do there. Which I can only assume is squ....

It's all in how you want your pussy. I, for one, don't find the acquisition of poon in a gynecologist office the "cleanest" method. However, it could be your lucky day to find a fine portly ....

Want that feeling of going off-road without getting your truck all dirty? Buy one discount-mudder and you've got all the fun of off-roading with your friends in the safety of your gated comm....

Pookie is a straight up handsome mother-fucker. He's down as fuck too. Down syndrome! There's no way this dudes go his genes straight. That's all there is to it.....

Apparently white girls can jump, but China boys can't. Guess what kid, faceplanting isn't going to help you get out of the friendzone. No matter how funny it is.....

Fighting fires really isn't as difficult as they'd like you to believe. See, this guy is doing just fine with his garden hose. He's seen enough episodes of Rescue Me. I'm sure he'll have tha....

She's pretty crafty. You never know if the next public bathroom is going to have any toilet paper, so why not carry some of your own with you. And keep it hanging close by for easy access.....

That's a pretty good deal on cunt fillets, so I think I'll be stocking up. Keep some in the freezer for a rainy day. You can never have too much cunt lying around. Heat up a fillet to about ....

I wonder how many kids asked their parents why Belle has a "thingy?" I only assume this is Belle, as I really have no fucking clue. But, the real question is: When did people stop thinking t....

Is this the school systems fault or is this the people of Missouri being all Nelly-like. Like, "What that be over thurr?" "Whurr y'all be goin?" "Gurrrrrl, you gots purty hurr?" You get the ....

His great plan to break out of prison didn't quite workout how he planned. He did, however, manage to amuse the prison guards. He should have watched The Shawshank Redemption a couple times.....

Being a model is a really tough job. People don't understand how much hard work it truly is. They have to walk and turn. And sometimes they have to stand still. Think you could do all that? ....

Take a wild guess at the gender of this car's owner. I'd say there's a 99.9% chance it has a vagina. Nice fucking job parking, lady. I hope she was at least drunk.....

There's nothing like a good quality vomiting photo-bomb. This kind of shit makes me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside. Although, I'm sure she's feeling a bit empty.....

Remember folks, safety first. A failed jack means bad news for the man underneath the car. I suppose a lift may be a better option. Sometimes it's worth it to pay somebody else to fix your c....

...that mother fucker is lost in space. He's lost bigger than shit! That's a great face and great placement for his lil crown there. Haha!....