It's that time of year again and motherfuckers keep spiking the egg nog so santa got pulled over for a DUI.  He will get bailed out by Mrs. Clause tomorrow but there are gonna be a lot ....

It's Christmas time again and you know what that means?  Time to trample people on the way to get our cheap shit that probably won't last long enough to make it to some 3rd world countr....

There is quite a predicament for Thanksgiving.  On one hand this woman looks good enough to eat.  On the other hand if you do actually eat her that's first degree murder and your n....

Keeping up with the current trends is really hard for Batwoman because she has to make all her own costumes so as not to reveal her identity.  So this year she just said fuck it and wore som....

These ladies might seem like they are just here to shoot a little and maybe do some toe touches but what you don‘t know is they are deadly shots. This year the nut cracker is gonna be fille....

Halloween is almost here and that means CrazyShit users are sending us pictures of their awesome costumes.  Most of them are home made and consisting of shit but every once in a while s....

If you are a woman who is gonna try to be a video game character and you weigh over 150 it's best to pick a something within your weight class.  Otherwise you wind up looking like Willy Wonk....

If you haven‘t received your candy yet that‘s probably because that slut you call a neighbor is getting railed in the backyard by her hairy friend. No I don‘t mean that one guy who drives t....

Everyone thinks the easter bunny rides a magical basket around the world to deliver eggs and candy to needy children.  Really he just gets drunk riding a motorcycle around town giving k....

Nothing better than a day dedicated do drinking your face off in the streets. The only way it could be better is if the beer was somehow green and the food coloring didn‘t make you look lik....

Kwanzaa Klaus is coming to town but he isn't staying around for very long.  For some reason whenever he goes out to all the poor neighborhoods people try to rob him and whenever he goes....

Once a year we get to celebrate a very special occasion which I'm pretty sure was made up by a special marketing division of FUBU considering I have never heard of or seen anyone ever celebr....

If you came to eat at my house yesterday then this pic will give you a good idea as to how I managed to make the turkey so juicy.  It's always nice to see how things are made so I figur....

Santa can get kind of lonely driving around dropping off presents all day so it might be a good thing to leave him a present beside the tree.  Just make sure you lock up that whore of a....

We owe a lot of our success to a very simple brown friend of our we hold very dearly.  Even though we spend most of our time getting it out of our bodies every once in a while it's nice....

I used to believe in Santa Claus till I got Go-Bots instead of Transformers one year.  I figured if Santa would do this to an innocent child such as myself then there might as well be n....