How would you like to run your fingers through his thick, white hair? Imagine if you were to set some of it on fire. He would go up in flames faster than you could say transsexual. The ball ....

Hey ladies, how would you like to lotion up your hands and rub my leg for me? It's specially textured for your pleasure. Go ahead and push those varicose veins around and watch them spring r....

We're making hot dogs for dinner and they're gonna be fresh. We got all the ingredients sitting in the wheel barrow out back. I hope your hungry, cause we got enough to make 50 foot longs, a....

I believe this is the result of a diabetic ulcer, so if you're going to eat like shit and not take care of yourself, you could have this to look forward to. And then comes the real fun when ....

This looks like something I would expect to find at a Chinese food market. Steam some broccoli and peas, stir fry some rice, mix it up with whatever is going on here, add some soy sauce, and....

Check it out, she's got a third boob. No, it's not quite as hot as the space bitch in Total Recall, but it's one more squishy mass you can play with. You can even titty fuck her a few differ....

I know some girls who've got a big mouth, but they got nothing on this chick. You're looking at 14 pounds of tumor here. I bet she has a super strong neck from carrying that shit around. How....

What the hell is this thing? Whatever it is, it's got to come off, and I know just how to do it. Get your nail clippers and start tearing that fucker apart. After you get most of it off, get....

I like to start every morning with a big bowl of fresh pig snouts. Not only are they delicious, but they give a real good energy boost that helps me get through the day. Swine has never been....

You ever wonder where the term digging for gold came from? It came from this guy's nose. What happened to the middle of his nose as well? Maybe he picked it too much, and now, he's missing i....

That's a hell of a snot string he's got hanging there. It looks a bit chunky on his sweater. I bet he wakes up and licks it off his nose. It's pretty nasty, but it's better than shitting you....

What the fuck is that? It looks like he's got a mushroom growing on him. I wonder if would make you hallucinate if you ate it. There's only one way to find out. I'm sure we could find a home....

There are just far too many benefits of being a heroin addict for me to list them all. But one of them is it slows the the rhythmic contraction of the intestine that propels the food we eat ....

Here's a good reason to change your socks and, I don't know, maybe wash your filthy fucking feet from time to time. Or just neglect them until you have a hole big enough to make any foot fet....

Holy shit, this bitch is so skinny, she doesn't even have enough fat to keep her butthole closed. Why's she bending over like that? It's not like she has any muscles to stretch. Somebody nee....

Well look at what we got here. She's fat, ugly, and a midget. It's a would you hit it trifecta. Not to mention, her tits make her torso look like ET's head. I know some of you would get all ....