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After three months of terrorizing the London trains with his feces, Poo Man was apprehended. And then Poo Man escaped. He's still on the loose and could be pooing on a train at this very mom....

Anybody need some condoms? There are 250 kilos of those annoying rubbers laying out in the street if you want them. Let's all grab a bunch and go fuck some hookers!....

Usually a fart on fire is fucking hilarious and awesome, but apparently that's not always the case. This sounds like the worst possible scenario of lighting a fart. I bet the doctors were la....

They finally caught the notorious chicken thieves. $65,000 is a lot of fucking chickens. How do you even steal that? I guess if you love something that much, you'll find a way.....

This news article brings a few questions to mind. First of all, is this really the top story of the day? Second, who won the fight? And finally, does anybody have any LSD? There's this mailb....

Good for her, she will always be remembered, and for something that makes people happy. Who doesn't enjoy a great handjob? Sure, it's not as awesome as a blowjob, but it gets the same result....

Chad is just looking to party, and if you've got a can of Crisco, you can come party with him. Strip down and grease up with Mr. Forber, and hit the town for a fun night out. It's going to b....

This is a great literary masterpiece. It has all the ingredients for an outstanding drama. I wish this was the type of news I saw whenever I turned on the tube.....

Why isn't this shit ever on the news when I decide to watch it? Oh, that's right, people are busy being shot and robbed down here in South Florida. I reckon ain't too much happening up there....

That sucks. You become a firefighter so you can put out fires and rescue people, and then they make you deal with people ejaculating in the road. Why are they ejaculating anyway? Must be a b....

His question was answered quite sufficiently, I'd say. I'm guessing it wasn't the answer he was looking for, but probably the most obvious one. He should try his luck out and ask a hot girl,....

As Jerry Sandusky's trial goes on, more information keeps coming out, and there have been accusations that Pedo Bear was in the showers with the boys too. He was tracked down earlier this mo....

Are you guys ready for Cox Sucker Days? It's going to be fucking awesome. We're all packing up our shit and heading up to Nixa for the event. You can meet us there and we'll all celebrate Co....

I've done my fair share of home surgeries on myself, but this mother fucker is all about getting extreme with his home surgery. Who in the fuck thinks to cut out a hernia with a butter knife....

Wait a minute, so you're telling me that even if we smoke a joint and chug a 2 liter of Dew before I drop my load inside her, she can still get preggers? I'm not buying it. Also, I soak my d....

Congratulations, creepy guy! After putting in many long nights with the kiddie porn, you finally made the FBI's most wanted list. You'll have to buy a copy of that newspaper for everyone in ....