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DERPY MAN STRANGLES GIRLFRIENED FOR NOT MAKING EYE CONTACT
DERPY MAN STRANGLES GIRLFRIENED FOR NOT MAKING EYE CONTACT

You would think making sammiches would be enough but this man strangled his girlfriend for not looking him straight in the eye. I can't say I blame her and how can he even tell?....

Posted: 9-22-2016
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I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

I wonder if they will get there before or after he finishes? Being caught blue balled makes for a funnier title than being caught red handed.....

KEYWORDS: penis pump pun news thief
Posted: 8-21-2016
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15 BIG MACS FOR A BABY
15 BIG MACS FOR A BABY

I never knew you could get 15 big macs for a baby at McDonald's not a bad deal if you ask me....

Posted: 7-13-2016
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WELL...NO SHIT
WELL...NO SHIT

Well there you have it people. The find of a century. Wonder what the next headline will reveal.....

Posted: 6-11-2016
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I GIVE YOU TRILLARY CLUMP
I GIVE YOU TRILLARY CLUMP

There's so much nope in this picture. This go around I seriously don't know what the fuck to do because there's not one safe choice either side. If only the choices were this easy.....

Posted: 2-27-2016
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SO NOW WE KNOW THE TRUTH
SO NOW WE KNOW THE TRUTH

It's about time we found out the truth. Turns out we can eat whatever the fuck we like so I'll be right back I'm off to get some beer, and pizza.....

Posted: 10-24-2015
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AT LEAST HE CAME BACK TO FINISH THE JOB
AT LEAST HE CAME BACK TO FINISH THE JOB

Sounds he's a little less of a creeper and more of a keeper ladies. He's that guy you want that won't just pump till he's done then go to sleep. Be careful what you wish for. ....

Posted: 8-10-2015
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MY NEW HERO
MY NEW HERO

This guy is my new hero. Not only does he shoot himself in the face with a shotgun, and live to tell about it. He tried to set his apartment on fire after someone caught him jerking it, and ....

Posted: 7-21-2015
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THE DONALD TRUMP BUTT PLUG
THE DONALD TRUMP BUTT PLUG

Coming to an asshole near you, the Donald Trump butt plug. Now your asshole can feel like the rest of us about to be fucked by the next wave of political choices for president. Can someone m....

Posted: 7-16-2015
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STORIES FROM THE TRAILER PARK
STORIES FROM THE TRAILER PARK

Where does this shit really happen? In Missouri they said this shit is an Arkansas thing. In Arkansas they say its an Alabama thing...well most southern states shit on Alabama. What do they ....

Posted: 7-4-2015
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THE REPORTER FROM YESTERDAY
THE REPORTER FROM YESTERDAY

So a user posted the reporter's name yesterday, and I had to look her up. She doesn't have nudes, but look a that ass though. If someone finds them get a hold of me. ....

Posted: 6-29-2015
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MORE COFFEE SIR?
MORE COFFEE SIR?

So what's the problem? The man just wants to rub coffee all over himself. That can't be the biggest freak sitting in McDonald's. At least he's not the one who dropped the shit bomb all over ....

Posted: 3-21-2015
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SHITS FIRED
SHITS FIRED

All I can say is be happy that you were not at the Lloyd Center. Shits were getting fired all over the place. Simultaneously at three different restaurants there was Taco Tuesday, a chili co....

Posted: 3-4-2015
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THAT'S A REAL EMERGENCY
THAT'S A REAL EMERGENCY

A bum stole an ambulance and drove it to the strip club, you say? That is fucking awesome. As a former EMT myself, I approve of his use of the emergency vehicle. I just hope that he turned o....

Posted: 12-3-2014
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BURGLAR GAVE SHROOMS TO DOG
BURGLAR GAVE SHROOMS TO DOG

Talk about your tough breaks. There you are jerking off, and some dude breaks into the house. Then, he records you still beating off. Why wouldn't you stop beating off? That's another discus....

Posted: 9-26-2014
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FURTHER EXPLANATION REQUIRED
FURTHER EXPLANATION REQUIRED

Really? What the fuck kind of porn are they watching? In ISIS videos they take heads and in porn videos they give head. That's about as similar as they get. I've never jerked off to a bunch ....

Posted: 9-18-2014
Views: 35548
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