Oh God! Oh God! Pictures

He must be late for mass. He really needs to get that cross to the church so everyone can worship our lord and savior. He looks a little old to be naked at church though. Maybe they have a p....

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long fucking time. That lady is getting her pray on then all of the sudden here comes the free safety and just railroads this lady. I think she might not hav....

If hell actually existed, whoever made this movie would surely be going. But since hell is only some made up place meant to scare the masses into being easily controlled, you can watch Jesus....

If this guy can convince some stupid ass people that his cock is full of holy milk, and they will be blessed if they sucked it out, then good for him. Those morons were going to be suckered ....

It's like somebody tapped into my brain and captured the images I see every time I close my eyes. It's such a calming picture that really soothes my soul, and makes me feel like everything i....

Gotta love the advances in medical technology! They can now place a custom sized vagina on your arm. You just take on your best chin scraching thinking pose and BAM! You can finger fuck it w....

Well look at that, it's the good book in a good place. Right up a slut's ass. That's where I'd like to be right now. It's heaven on earth. Would you care to read a favorite passage, slut?....

I suppose that's one way to get a wife. Approved by God himself. It's also not a bad way to save some money on unnecessary dates. How many of you are looking it up in your bible right now?....

I don't think they have a valid argument at all here. Love and cum are not related. I've cum all over plenty of girls that I didn't love. In fact, I straight up despised some of them. So if ....

That's right, girl, get down on your knees and accept Jesus inside you. Let him fill you up with his eternal love and whatever else he's got waiting for you. You are truly blessed.....

There's nothing JC loves in the morning more than his toast. He loves toast so much, he decided to make his own toaster and put that shit on the market for all you God-fearing toast lovers. ....

When I think of the Virgin Mary, I think of vagina. And vice versa. But I always thought she would have less labia than this. I don’t know about the whole virgin thing. It looks like Joseph ....

You know you're getting laid when you're cruising for pussy with Jesus. The bitches won't stand a chance once he starts spitting some game. And you don't even have to wear a rubber, cause if....

Here's the insides of a dick. Now you are in the know what that lovely erectile tissue looks like. I think I'd rather die than lose my pecker. I mean, fucking isn't my whole life, but it's p....

The only thing manly about baseball is getting hit in the face with a bat. I'd rather watch paint peel than watch that boring sport full ass-grabbing fags. I much prefer Olympic curling, now....

This is when you know you've taken your masturbation to the next level! That last squirt/stroke will get you if you don't loosen that kung-fu grip, that you've worked on your whole life.....