Quick, somebody help him take his shoe off. That's some nice canvas and I'm sure he doesn't want to ruin them by getting blood all over them. Get him a glass of milk while you're at it.....

...to stop you from stroking it! What the fuck? I know half of you fuckers would get off with those points jabbing into your cock. You'd just drop a bigger nut into the toilet, sock, hand-to....

I'm assuming this guy in the new shop teacher. All the gear in the back-ground and the freshly missing thumb confirms my assumption. How many of y'all had a shop teacher that was missing dig....

...I'm gonna go with a potato bun and some coleslaw. Maybe some sweet and hot barbeque sauce and a some dill pickle chips. Yeah, that sounds like the way to start a day, a pulled-leg sandwic....

It was a good day out on the lake. We caught some trout, some bass and even caught an Jim's eyeball. He wasn't to stoked about it, but fuck him. He even wanted us to leave before sunset so h....

Those new Mach 3 blades are no joke. They definitely get the job done and even go beyond what you'd expect. That's some hardcore triple blade action for you right there.....

God damn! That looks fuckin painful. I don't know if they're going to be able to get that shit to work again. If they can't, fuck it, get yourself a hook!....

Sure, getting pierced in the eye with a tree branch would suck, but at least it's better than getting pierced in the dick. You've always got a look at the bright side of things. But even if ....

Well doesn't that look just lovely. He just lost a couple inches of lipoma from the back of his head. He should keep it in a jar in his kitchen.....

I hope he didn't just buy a new pair of shoes recently. That would suck to have some nice new kicks, and then not even be able to wear them because your toe got cut in half. He'll have to we....

Holy shit, those are some swelled up and bruised balls. What the fuck happened to this guy? He must have been the star in a Brutal Ball Busting video. Fuck that shit!....

Sweet! Now he can get to those hard to reach areas with the new hinge in his arm. This is what happens when fisting goes wrong, so remember to be careful when your hand is up someone's ass.....

It can't be a good day when you're bleeding from your eyeball. Fuck that! It might be kind of cool to see through it though. Like having a red filter on your eye.....

This is the cab driver that got some facial fractures after getting beat by the roided up, drunk, douche bag Marine the other day. On the bright side, at least he gets some time off work to ....

What the fuck is going on here? Shingles and a broke dick? He can cover his legs and ass with all the lotion he needs, but that shit ain't straightening his cock out. That will teach him fon....

You never know what might be waiting for you up inside a girl's tight little vagina. She might have some razor blades or broken glass shoved up there, ready to slice you up. You've been warn....