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So here's a text I got from a great friend's wife, who's also a great friend. "It sounds so much better to hear in person bc of every detail, but here it goes. So, came home tues night after....

One of our thoughtful users sent us this pic of him shitting. That's sure is a great action shot. We really have the best users here at crazyshit.....

Our members always think of us when they take a shit that has some kind of special meaning to them. I forget the story behind this dookie, but clearly for some reason, he skipped the toilet ....

This guy is really proud of his long shits and he tells us that the secret to keeping them from breaking in your rectum is simply to relax. Just let is slide right out and admire your dookie....

You can tell that dookie slid right out like butter. It didn't smell like butter though. Probably one of those that makes even its maker gag a little. Hope you're not running short on toilet....

He didn't tell us what he ate to turn his shit green, so does anybody have any guesses? My cousin used to swear that black jelly beans are one cause. Maybe vegetables could have this effect ....

Here are a couple user turds sticking up out the water like long slithery sewer snakes. Nice work not breaking those shits in half. That takes some solid colon control.....

Here are this weeks top user shits. The first one boasted how his mud pile looks like a brain, the second is another pretzel shit, and the third I think he said was the result of some bad Do....

We have another tough competition of user shits this week, and it's up to you to decide which shit shall reign supreme. First up is what appears to be chili or some sort of bean splatter shi....

People love sending us pictures of their shit, and we have four on display for you today. Which do you like best? You have a boomerang, a pretzel, a horseshoe, and a snake to choose from. It....

"I know what you`re thinking Adam but, This is not from a good ass pounding it the first good shit I took after Prostate surgery and I wanted to share it with the You and the World. Take a b....

Check out this long user turd. It's almost the length of the toilet bowl. Not bad. Looks like it almost broke off a little early there, but he pulled through and kept it together.....

A very compassionate member sent us this turd he released from his bowels, to do his part in spreading breast cancer awareness. We commend him for his acts, because we love breasts. Keep fig....

The proud owner of this dookie called it the Mexican Blackbird. I'm not sure why he chose that title, but that has got to be the longest straight shit I've ever seen. Nice work. I wonder how....

It's that time of the month again, and the toilet isn't getting filled with just pee and poo. That's a pretty fine turd floating in the red sea. I bet that bathroom smells like death too. Th....

"Man do i feel better, kinda feel like a got a spring in my step now." I can imagine. What did you do, eat curly fries for two days straight. That's some shit with a lot of bounce to the oun....