Silly Signs Pictures

This is some pretty legit advice here. Don't go drinking your car when you are under the influence. Now that I think of it, that's the problem with all those Asian people riding scooters. Th....

I love a woman who loves BJ's, and if these three ditched work just for some BJ's, I could certainly spend some quality time with them. I really like how they have their priorities straight.....

Thanks, Hadi, I will have fun fucking. I always do. I appreciate your well wishes on that. I'll tell you one thing though, I won't need to wear a helmet like you are. I might, however, give ....

Here's a creative way to ask for a blowjob. You go to the store with your woman, put the words together while she's shopping for shit, and then you bring her to the aisle and let her see you....

Team Bukkake is certainly the team to beat. They always splatter their enemies and cover them with their white paint. You don't want to run into them on the battlefield. Or do you?....

I knew you were thinking about cocks. I could tell by that little grin on your face and twinkle in your eye. It's always about the cock with you, isn't it?....

The Viagra Fencing Co. can help you get it up. Talking about the fences that is. They can also make a box in your back yard. If you know what I mean. Actually, I don't even know what I mean,....

Now here’s a bum that really makes me feel special. He knows just what to tell me, and I want to give him all my money right now. Ever since I was a little girl, it’s been my dream to have a....

She's got herself an Annie Lennox haircut and some big ass titties, and this old bitch is down to fuck. Are you? Do you want to wash her back, and so much more? Of course you do.....

If you need to buy some big sausages to cook up for the family, be sure to stop by the Hung Dong Food Market. They're sure to have just what you're looking for. They also have an amazing rat....

Oh, a petshop. I was hoping for something else a little more exciting. But if I had a pet, I would give them my business for their creativity. I do love pussies and sometimes even bitches.....

Usually when I see these R.I.P. signs on peoples' rear windshields, I think, that's fucking stupid. But this one is actually pretty awesome. I never would have thought to commemorate losing ....

I wonder if they realize their logo looks like a dick and balls on top of a mustache. Perhaps it's a subliminal marketing technique to get cock-lovers in there to try their sausage sandwiche....

I'm curious what kind of work this crippled guy can do. I'm also curious how useful Viagra will be to him. I guess he could call a hooker over and make her do all the work. Hell, maybe that ....

I'm not sure if they really need to put that on the sign. I think it's pretty well known that if you walk into a Popeyes Chicken & Biscuits, it's going to be darks only. But thanks for the h....

It always feels great to leave something to be remembered by when quitting a job you hate. We've all had pricks for bosses and had to deal with fat fuck customers, so I'm happy for this guy.....