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I can't stand these fucking douchebags who take up two parking spots. I think a slashed tire or a broken window is more appropriate, but the asshole parking is pretty funny. Not enough for t....

I'm all for women competing in the Olympics, but let's see them in events that they are actually good at. Like vacuuming, doing laundry, cooking, and so on. They don't actually think anybody....

Uh-oh, I hope she knows that sharks can smell blood from up to a quarter mile away. She better get back on the dry sand before one comes swimming up and eats that bloody pussy of hers. Or ma....

Thanks, Candy. I will keep this dollar forever and ever. Anytime I am feeling down and out, I will sniff the dollar bill and be reminded of your sweet ass. Wait, Candy wasn't the fat 50 year....

Apparently girls do fart and their farts are also flammable. This is news to me. Next somebody is going to tell me that girls shit too. I don't know if I could process all that news in one d....

Hitler is still alive and he hasn't aged a day. He's trying to keep a low profile and sure doesn't appreciate people taking pictures of him on the subway. Especially Jews. ....

I like where his head is at, making a giant snow dick and all, but he should have rounded out the balls and made them bigger. It's a pretty big parking lot though, so I'm sure he can make on....

I've got to get me some of these socks. They should come in a six pack with a different phrase on each pair. I'd also like lick my balls, eat my ass, smoke my beef, fuck your mother, and sla....

Looks like the little Asians are overcompensating way too much on this one. They might have names like Hung Well and Long Wang, but we all know that doesn't fit the bill. And what's with the....

This is one for the history books. He's the first man to give birth. To another living person that is. I've giving birth to plenty of beautiful brown babies, but none survived very long. And....

That's pretty much what a good Saturday night is all about. Hell, if everyone could be fill their days with these special activities, I think the world would be a much better place. Hail Sat....

She ain't there yet, big guy, but let her chug a few more brews and you should find your opportunity. Remember, the patient fatty fucks the drunk slut.....

Guitar Hero is fine and all, but have you played Prostate Hero yet? That game is the shit! Literally. Have all your friends over for a prostate party. You can hook up four assholes at a time....

All right, Dickface, your pizza will be ready in a few minutes. Thanks for coming in and picking it up, rather than answering the door naked for the delivery guy.....

How's the view down there? You should be looking up at those two vaginas, not staring at us. How's it smell down there? Got room for one more?....

I don't know what band is playing, but if they're emo, this is probably just the kind of groupie they want on their tour bus. He could entertain them on the road with his self-sucking pleasu....