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FLASH BACKS FROM NAM Some serious bush....... |
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IN CASE OF FIRE, BREAK GLASS Now this is how you put out a fire!.... |
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THIS IS WHY, WE (US MEN), CAN'T USE ANY TOWELS IN THE BATHROOM .... |
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AND I ALWAYS WONDERED WHO STARTED THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY is that even a baby?....... |
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SHOPLIFTERS WILL BE BEATEN... .... |
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FOR A GOOD NIGHTS SLEEP, SNUGLE YOUR HEAD BETWEEN THESE Snuggle your head between these...This is the best pillow ever! Guaranteed to get the best sleep ever with this one..... |
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THE CONSEQUENCES OF SEX .... |
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...WHAT ABOUT THE AMERICANS? .... |
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I KNOW WHAT REALLY MAKES WOMEN ALL WARM AND HAPPY .... |
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IF YA CAN'T DO THE TIME, DON'T DO THE CRIME .... |
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MEN SURE DO MAKE SOME STRANGE REQUESTS .... |
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NOW THIS ONE OPRAH SHOW I WOULDN'T MISS .... |
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IT'S THE UGLY PEEPING TOM That is the ugliest peepling Tom ever.... |
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I LIKE SEPTEMBER THE BEST .... |
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EVEN BARBIE HAS HER SECRET LIFE Now here's a barbie that I want to go home with. A cigar, some champagne, and made of plastic..... |
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MAYBE SHE IS...AND HE JUST DOESN'T KNOW IT .... |
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