Sometimes you bang a nasty bitch so you wear two rubbers, and sometimes you walk the streets in a city full of shit eaters so to wear two masks. Or maybe I'm way off, and he's actually jerki....

This seems about right. The only real error I see is Africa should be AIDS instead. Other than that, I think this map is pretty much right on.....

Before a good pillaging of a small African village, it's always important to warm up your muscles and get a good stretch in. You don't want throw out your back while hacking up a baby with a....

Tidying up the village crap hole is a shitty job indeed, but somebody's got to do it. The fun part is when they let go and drop him head first into yesterday's lunch.....

Awe yeah, he just earned 100 points for his kills and it's time to celebrate. Let's crack open a 40 and go see if the bodies have any cash on them.....

If this was in the US, that dude would be on the asphalt with his head split open, as someone took pictures of it to send them into crazyshit.com. I'm pretty sure that is not safe. There are....

Everyone thought Hitler died over 60 years ago, but nope. He's been alive and well this whole time. His Jew killing doctors discovered a youth formula and he's hardly aged at all. He's just ....

What's this? Why are you just standing around? Did I say you kids can have a break? No, I didn't. Now get back to work! These rocks aren't going to shovel themselves. Hey, if you don't want ....

This park bench gets almost as much action as Charlie Sheen. This must be the park where all the hookers hang out, and the voyeuristic camera men too. Uh-oh, you're busted. Time to give some....

You know what, just go ahead and shave her whole head. No matter what her hair is looking like, it's not going to distract anyone from those freaky ass teeth she's got holding her lip up. An....

I haven't seen much of Charlie Murphy lately, and now I know why. Apparently he moved to South Africa, became a soccer fanatic, and started cross dressing. It's not what I would've expected ....

Akeem and his brother ride to work together everyday, but sometimes they both want a little privacy during their commute. That's why they came up with this brilliant idea. A motorcycle parti....

Nothing beats a great photo of friends and family at the beach. It's hard to compare good times with well...some dude in the background's wang. For some reason this just screams German to me....

That looks like the perfect spot for a little makeshift shower. It's nice to relax and pour some lukewarm water over your body while the noisy train is speeding by. I'm sure he's much cleane....

It's that time of the year again, fellas. It's the Miss Prison Pageant. We have some lovely contestants this year, from petty thieves to cold-blooded murderers. We've already seen them in th....

Need a ride? No problem. Hop in back. Don't forget to strap on your seat belt, it's going to be a bumpy ride. And keep your dirty fucking hands off my produce.....