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NOW THAT'S A MUZZLE-BLAST!
Whoever received that delivery...had a fucking bad day! That's for mother-fucking sure! Gotta show love to the troops! They do what most wont' or wouldn't. Me, I wish I could be over there w....
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SHITTING AND SHOOTING
That's some good old American multitasking right there. Why not get a little target practice in while dumping out your morning shit. It's a wise use of time if you ask me. Hoorah!....
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SOME FINE GERMAN WINE
I have the perfect bottle of wine for you to enjoy this Hanukkah. Leave the Manischewitz at home and enjoy some superb vino from my personal wine cellar. You will absolutely love the Blitzkr....
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MILITARY MOMS IN ACTION
There was some debate about whether or not women in the military should be allowed to breast feed while in uniform. We say, hell yes they should. We prefer that they get naked to breast feed....
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DID THAT JET COME WITH YOUR APARTMENT?
Imagine sitting in your apartment, jacking off to porn.crazyshit.com, when all of the sudden a navy jet crashes right in your fucking living room. That's what happened in Virginia Beach afte....
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ONE BAD ASS WAR HERO!
God damn, this is one hardcore mother fucker! He got his legs blown off fighting for his country, and all he cares about is enjoying a well deserved smoke break. I bet if he had his wish, he....
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CRACKERS JOINING THE MILITIA
Looks like the Rwandan militia got a few new recruits. Let's get these guys some fatigues, some gun powder to snort, and an AIDS infected teenage hooker to raw dog. You guys are going to hav....
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR HEROIC SERVICE
You did a hell of a job in battle today, Private. We couldn't have taken out those Taliban bastards without your sharp wits and courageous acts. The Colonel has sent a special reward fitting....
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HAVE A GOOD WAR!
I'm sure that getting letters from kids in school makes our soldiers overseas feel good. Especially when it's a kick ass letter like this one. I bet on the inside is a picture of him pissing....
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THANK YOU VETS!
Just in case someone forgot to mention it yesterday, crazyshit.com would like to say, thank you to all the veterans! Yes, even the navy! You protect our freedoms and for that we thank you. ....
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KILLING MAKES ME THIRSTY
Blowing away towel heads under the hot desert sun sure will parch a soldier's throat. Thankfully Achmed is making rounds with his ice cold, homemade lemonade. Many a thirsts have been quench....
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BOMB THAT BEIBER FEVER
Is these bombs destined for Canada? Because those mother fuckers brought us Justin Beiber and I do think we should pay them back USA style. Bomb the hell out of them.....
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TIME FOR A LITTLE PAYBACK
This might be one of those times that a helmet comes in handy. Fucking Alan Akbar has better aim than he was expecting I guess. Now it's time to teach those fuckers a little lesson about fir....
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CAN'T STOP ME FROM BALLIN'
The city is burning, my friends were killed, and I'm all out of ammo for both my AKs. But at least I got my soccer ball. I think I'll juggle for a couple hours and then practice my penalty k....
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THE 83RD MARCHING RAMS
There is nothing more threating than the 83rd Marching Rams. They will fuck your day up. Not only do they dress their rams up, but they fuck them too. So you know the rams are all pissed off....
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SO THAT'S HOW THEY FOUND OSAMA
The government would have you believe they're spending all our money on technology and surveillance equipment to keep us all safe, but that's not what's going on. They're just snooping aroun....
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