So, if you kidnap in Mexico, you end up taking a dirt-nap in the street. I'm cool with that. This guy got beat with a fine assortment of sticks and rocks. I'm guessing there were a few boots....

This guy got thoroughly runned-the-fuck-over. Wow! This takes road-pizza to a whole new level. That's fucked!....

His bike ride ended about as bad as it could have. Helmets don't look the coolest, but sometimes they're pretty helpful at keeping your brain inside your head. At least the birds will have s....

Well that doesn't look very pleasant, does it? I wish there was a video, because I'd really like to see how this happened. I bet you could make a pretty cool mask out of his face.....

Look at that, he's all burnt up and still in the position like he's riding his motorcycle. They should stick him back on his bike and leave him there, like a statue.....

Even all bloodied up, I guarantee that cash will do you wonders at the local strip club. You could even slip a few hundred pesos in the whore's panties, and she'll be down to get down. Thank....

Nothing quite like a mid-afternoon siesta. This dude, or dudette, looks like their going to be out for a while. I hope their wearing deoderant!....

Come on down to the local cannibal deli and get yourself a fine hand-sammich. No artificial colors or flavors all human meat and bone. If you come in in the next hour we're serving up Bob th....

Getting sucked up into the blades of a giant snow blower truck isn't the coolest way to go out. It is pretty unique though, I would imagine. Let's hope he was drunk.....

This guy was cruising in his Lamborghini with a hot young chick, took a turn too fast, and crashed and burned. At least he wasn't one of those guys driving a Lamborghini 10 mph under the spe....

Yikes! I wonder what happened here. Somebody could at least scrape her eye boogers out for her. All other things aside, that is a pretty sweet haircut she's sporting.....

Eeewww, this one hurts to look at. How the hell does your dick get skinned? Where has he been putting that thing? Obviously nowhere good. Take the razor blades out of your fleshlight next ti....

Enjoy a little necrotizing fasciitis on that ass. Or don't. It's pretty fucking gross. Nobody wants to see rotten ass and ball flesh. Or smell it. Can you imagine that? Gross, you can see hi....

I can only assume in his opinion he was in the wrong place at the wrong time. However, whoever shot him in the fucking face is thinking the exact opposite. He's cheering and shit dancing aro....

The great thing about suicide bombers is they blow themselves the fuck up and leave behind cool gory images like this. I'll tell you what though, ain't no virgin going to want her pussy eate....

What do you say, fellas? You get the tits, without the nagging woman along with them. I guess you'll have to do without nipples either, but other than that, you're good to go. Have some fun ....