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June 16, 2017

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31 Comments
  • maddog123 June 16, 2017

    I'm probably going to be murdered by north Korea ive discovered that north Koreas got a Facebook account or what ever they call it and I've been giving that slant eyed fucker holy hell!!! I've called him every thing but a father fucker but that's next cause I'm running out of obsenitys !!!

    +8 -0
    • jewman June 16, 2017

      @maddog123 sure bro next thing u are going to say is aliens exist. god is real ur delusional go get sum meds

      +2 -3
  • maddog123 June 16, 2017

    Auto correct sucks its why I like alcaps on a sunny side of the news my weed is already tall as an apple tree and the buds are big as apples oh yeah!!!

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    • ketamine<3 June 16, 2017

      @maddog123 what strains you growing?

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      • jewman June 16, 2017

        @ketamine<3 he is bullshiting do u really think this man possess the required skills to nurture and care for anything enough for it to mature. i hope u didnt have any children, if u did congratulations and may god have mercy on us

        +3 -5
      • maddog123 June 16, 2017

        @ketamine<3 two kinds Cinderella strain and jack herer these plants will fully grow in about sixty days and you can get up to two half pounds per sweet child of mine!!! I top them early and I can get up to an eight inch buds! Or fucking bigger there red and purple haired !!

        Fucking scary looking fuckers two tokes and your fucked fucking up!!!

        Spoiler alert!!! I do not grow any thing on or near my land/home also I may be full of shit fucking lying like Jew man said so think what you want any law dogs/narks

        +3 -1
  • redpig June 16, 2017

    Autocorrekt suckz

    +4 -0
  • wombatbytes June 16, 2017

    Have you ever dropped a fart so putrid your dog looks at you in disgust?

    Payback time...

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    • underpants June 16, 2017

      @wombatbytes yes sir!!

      +3 -0
  • hatchetface June 16, 2017

    Why the fuck can't I get a cheeseburger before 11am at McDonald's? I get its breakfast but how hard is it to cook a burger on the same damn contraption they use to cook the sausage patties? Pissed me right off McDonald's good job fuckin me and my munchies over!

    +3 -0
    • happyjack June 16, 2017

      @hatchetface Look on the bright side, you probably extended your life by a week or 2 if you walked away pissed instead of eating something from there.

      +5 -2
  • luvthick June 16, 2017

    Cheer up Shitters, It's Friday. It was a tough work week and I am looking forward to my measly two days to myself.

    +6 -1
    • ketamine<3 June 16, 2017

      @luvthick hell yeah, get drunk and grill some ribs man! Soaked in BBQ sauce is the way I like them :) enjoy your weekend man!

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      • luvthick June 16, 2017

        @ketamine<3

        Thanks, you do the same.

        ;-)

        +3 -1
    • hatchetface June 16, 2017

      @luvthick do me up a burger cuz them tools at McDonald's won't before 11am... on a alternate note the beer store opened at 10am! (Yes we have specific stores that we have to buy alcohol from in some parts up here)

      +3 -0
      • jewman June 16, 2017

        @hatchetface sucks to be u dude forreal. here in vegas i can go to 7 eleven down the street drunk off my ass buy more beer and gamble some change with out getting kicked out. shit the clerk might even call a cab for me. also i wouldnt touch that scientist experiment on bun if i was u , its not kosher

        +3 -1
      • luvthick June 16, 2017

        @hatchetface

        lol! I'll be sure to FedEx you a USDA certified, 100% Beef Burger!

        +4 -1
    • sarge07 June 16, 2017

      @luvthick yep, finally get this fuckin cast off my arm

      +2 -1
      • prolurkercrazy June 16, 2017

        @sarge07 no wonder you have been cranky! Back to choke'n yer chicken...

        ;-)

        Have a good weekend!

        +5 -1
        • luvthick June 17, 2017

          @prolurkercrazy

          lol!

          +2 -1
        • sarge07 June 17, 2017

          @prolurkercrazy LOL +5

          +1 -1
  • truckingman June 16, 2017

    Today I did not do anything but sleep most of the day.

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +6 -0
  • kungfubeaner June 17, 2017

    Lol just got home from the bar my shout outs to the truckingman my favorite redneck, happyjack of course my favorite kneegrow but luvtick is ok cuz he loves that fat booty just like I do, and te rest of you gringos cuz racism I growing against you gringoes but you don't make scene like we minorities do all in all tequila shots all around even for my kungfu buddhist friends... orale pues

    +6 -0
    • ouch June 17, 2017

      @kungfubeaner Shall I pass it to the left or to the right?

      +3 -1
    • luvthick June 17, 2017

      @kungfubeaner

      Good to see you in good spirits Kungfubeaner.

      +1 -1
      • ouch June 17, 2017

        @luvthick I've seen the spirits he drinks and they're not good lol.

        +2 -0
  • maddog123 June 17, 2017

    OK where they at before my meds kick in ....

    +1 -0
  • maddog123 June 17, 2017

    I felt my dick move???!!!

    +1 -0
 
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