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June 18, 2017

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  • maddog123 June 18, 2017

    I just hate it when your in a deep comfortable sleep and suddenly your dreaming that your bladder is about to bust so you whip out your Johnson and start pissing on what ever and god it feels so fucking good!!! And just like that you wake up and discover you have fucking pissed all in your brand new 10,000$ craft magic fucking bed!!! Goddamit getting old fucking sucks!!! And the next mother fucker says dog you ain't old your just 58 years young I'm going to shoot the cock sucker!!! Oh? Would anyone be interested in a slightly discolored bed that smells like dog piss and a hint of old man semen anyone???

    +5 -1
  • oathbreaker June 18, 2017

    Wow...I guess these are what they call the death throes...I've noticed a certain decline around here, on many levels, with the newly introduced PC bullshit, the absence of a certain "high level" american of mexican heritage, and, honestly, shitty fucking uploads...I know I (and several others) have said it before, but damn man...This little nook of these vast interwebs that I so much enjoy, seems to be falling apart at the seams...This is my rant, leave it, delete it, who gives a fuck anymore? and who should? We're all just people, submitting our thoughts for others to completely eviscerate or agree with. Stop being pussies people, if you're white and hear things about "white people this, white people that" fucking agree or don't. Same goes for the rest of you races...How about we're all part of the HUMAN RACE? Get over your skin tones, pussies. Yeah, I'm as white as they come, but, I must have missed the train on that white entitlement to all things great in this world, cause I haven't seen shit. I've gotta carve my own path resisting the bullshit thrown my way, much like everybody else. So yeah, we've got slanty eye jokes, fucking nigger jokes, sloppy white motherfucking trash jokes, russian drunk jokes, brazillian....nevermind...I ain't goin there, I've seen them vids. Why don't we ( EVERY FUCKING ONE of us) get over the bullshit and just get to enjoying other people suffer together? It ain't you getting fucked up is it? Well then, observe and enjoy...and don't get bent outta shape when someone "triggers" you, instead, why don't you just fuck off?!

    +5 -3
    • Cory H. June 18, 2017

      @oathbreaker,

      There is no newly introduced PC bullshit. For the most part, the members post whatever they want. When the members seem to only have nigger this, and nigger that, I post up something reminding them it's too bad they only have nigger this, and nigger that, and I should, just as I should if all they post is "fat fuckers suck" in every thread.

      Even Adam tried to keep that shit in line. You know, back when there wasn't a decline. When the place wasn't about to go down the tubes. ;) Yeah, Jay got his 2 mil and split. LOL

      +5 -2
      • oathbreaker June 18, 2017

        @Cory H. Have you seen the way this site has been fucked around with? I understand completely that when a business (which this is, folks) comes under new management, some rules, laws, etc. whatever you want to call them, are to be expected to be changed. I know Adam tried to control the blind hatred that an open forum inevitably brings, but he went after individuals, not the whole peanut gallery. The thing that brings me back to this site the most now is the comments from people who I don't and probably will never know, but respect, and will lend an ear to hear them out when they get all preachy, much like I am now, unfortunately. I dunno, maybe I'm just drunk...I am...but, I just don't wanna see crazyshit.com turn into moderatelyweirdthingswithasafechatsection.com...maybe I'm just drunk...I LOVE YOU, MAN! and happyjack, too...and ouch, for some reason

        +4 -1
        • Cory H. June 18, 2017

          @oathbreaker,

          Thanks. We all love you too. Have another.

          +4 -2
          • oathbreaker June 18, 2017

            @Cory H. I am...both drink and smoke...I'm good to drive, though, I swear. truckingman...I love you to, man! God bless them bees! Local honey is natures cure all

            +6 -0
        • ouch June 18, 2017

          @oathbreaker Because you know that I flip and switch and have shown you some glimpses of the real me who is kinda of funny and has his hand up your skirt playing with what I thought was a large clit but Fuck man Ur not circumcised Eeeeewww get the fuck away form me ya homo LMMFAO

          +4 -2
      • oathbreaker June 18, 2017

        @Cory H. +1 for negging me

        +6 -0
      • ouch June 18, 2017

        @Cory H. Oh please!

        The day you became Mod ( my doing by the way, You're not welcome ) I asked you why you deleted a funny comment I made which was on topic and funny as fuck and it didn't even make fun of anyone on the site except you and you told me if I was so upset by it I should back away from the site for a while! I mean really man I can't even ask the question as to why ? It was just a question but we sorted that shit out but from then on you just turned this place in to a church and buried the old CS which is still turning in it's grave. Not everyone that comes here is a member of Mensa nor wants to be! as for the racist shit LMMFAO look at all the 100+ comment you ass clown DERPS make every time a post is made by CS with a stupid racist headings to suck you all in! I mean really! You DERPS are your own worst fucking enemies, no wonder the trolls keep having a field day! Hence my new sunny troll attitude on the site which I know I pisses you off but you are now my Architect and I am the Oracle. ( The Matrix Rules) You want to balance this place and I am here to unbalance it with any slant on any view of any comment I see from a different angle :) especially when it contradicts the majority! which is normally the way it goes without me even having to make shit up!

        ( this last part of my message was deleted out of what respect I have left for you lol but don't worry princess I got no respect left for myself anymore so why don't you lace up the other boot and have another kick, I'm used to it)

        I want my mummy but even that cunt doesn't talk to me :(

        Fuck this world and everyone in it!

        Sincerely The Oracle

        +4 -3
        • Cory H. June 18, 2017

          @ouch,

          If I'm over moderating, how are these race threads able to get so many posts that you reference?

          And, with you, nothing has ever been as simple as a question and an answer.

          I e probably made some mistakes removing some posts, but most everything stands.

          I don't think posts which only say nigger should stay though.

          +5 -2
          • ouch June 18, 2017

            @Cory H. But I made Scraby eggs a

            I can make things right again STEVENNNNNNNNNN

            I can fix this lmmfao

            Now wait for the CS wife to chime the fuck in Come on Happs you know ya wanna..... Here it comes

            +4 -2
        • happyjack June 18, 2017

          @ouch You'made Cory you have jokes that are funny as fuck, your intelligence, craftines, and cunningness is so off the scale that you're able to direct a whole nation of people whom are beneath you into doing and saying what you command.

          If I said that you had a Napoleon Complex, that would be disrespectful to Napoleon.

          Get over yourself you 4-'10 " butt fucked, unfunny simpleton. You're just not this mold-breaking crazyshit history maker that you fancy yourself as. LMFAO

          +7 -1
          • ouch June 18, 2017

            @happyjack 5-5and a half :) and Really? I mean Really lol

            look at my avatar dumb ass lol

            oh fuck you made my day

            You're such a moron

            +4 -4
            • happyjack June 18, 2017

              @ouch flip flopping back and fourth from crying to being an aggressive troll, to not taking this seriously, to taking it seriously.

              I'm not a moron, I see you for what you are....a total nutcase.

              +6 -0
              • ouch June 18, 2017

                @happyjack I never said I wasn't. Neither am I. Me either and him over there in the mirror said the same thing. You know I come here to be Crazy and talk Shit.... RIGHT? Not everyone that comes here want to be as serious as you. You troll in your own way and everyone can see it. Please Ignore me if I upset you so much. I bet you can't. Same here me too oh and me over here as well

                +4 -3
    • oathbreaker June 18, 2017

      @oathbreaker I dunno, maybe that's what I get for drinking and thinking at the same time...SMMFH...Sincerely, the breaker of oaths

      +5 -0
    • handsomedevil June 18, 2017

      @oathbreaker there's most definitely an agenda being introduced here.lol never thought I'd live to see the day when one of my comments would be erased from the peanut gallery. i mean, my post got erased from a gore site.lol like, wtf?!?!lmao didn't say nigger, spic, kike, honkey, slope, or nothing, but my shit got erased for pointing out certain member's petty and questionable behavior. And yes, I questioned a certain member's ethnicity, and a certain other member's gender, but so what? people can say what they please about me, and won't arouse anything but a chuckle or maybe even a rebuttal if I feel up to it. And lol, like I'm the prime rabble rouser around here. i usually never say anything to anybody, and I certainly don't go back and forth with folks all day like luv, happy, ouch and others, but my shit gets erased??? this site went soft. no balls! my shit got erased because I said something about luvthick; which, evidently, turned out to be true, or else why would it have gotten erased? like I said, luvthick must get paid to be here, or she's a part proprietor of this site, and she pushes her agenda. erasing comments on a gore site, though... that's just unprecedented pussyism. "crazy" shit? I think not.

      +3 -5
      • oathbreaker June 18, 2017

        @handsomedevil Right?! I'm really not tryin to be a dick, but damn it man...I'm glad someone else feels the softness angle we're collectively taking at this point. We're all people, with our own views, good or not. Fucking debate like adults or shit talk yourself to the banhammer's chamber. Spines, folks....grow them

        +4 -1
        • luvthick June 18, 2017

          @oathbreaker

          But that's just it. It's not a debate when a video is posted showing Black People, it's a damn racist feeding frenzy. A feeding Frenzy that the participants feel no one should ever interrupt with an opposing view... And if you cannot see that, you're just being blind to the reality behind these 200+ comment threads.

          +2 -3
      • Cory H. June 18, 2017

        @handsomedevil,

        Kleenex are in isle 6.

        +4 -3
        • handsomedevil June 18, 2017

          @Cory H. that's your response?Lmao SOFT LIKE A BABY's ASS! fuck the kleenex! where do you keep the high boots? because the bullshit is pretty (luv)thick around here.haha bro, ma'am, or whatever, at the end of the day, you erased my comment because it was directed at a certain member of this site and for no other reason.lol SOFT!

          +1 -8
          • Cory H. June 18, 2017

            @handsomedevil,

            I wish I even knew what post you reference being deleted. It's tough now to say why it was removed, if it was. Could have been an error on my part, could have been I am not the one who removed it. And, it could have been in reply to what was considered a mess and the original post was removed causing everything after it in reply to it to automatically be removed also.

            +3 -2
            • ketamine<3 June 18, 2017

              @Cory H. I'm not sure what handsomedevils comment was, but I had one deleted and all I did was ask truckingman a question about bees in the daily rant. There was a guy that got swarmed and they said there was another one out in the pallets at my work. I just wanted to know if it was safe to work around them. And it got deleted. I have no idea why? His comment about his bees was still there. I don't get into the race debates here so I don't really care about that. It does get old tho.. I think the people who do it already know their stance on it and should just drop it. Your never going to sway anyone. It's the new members that do it that probably need a reminder.

              +0 -4
              • Cory H. June 18, 2017

                @ketamine<3 , I wish I had an answer for you, but I do t recall the post. If I did remove it, and in error, I apologize.

                +2 -2
                • ketamine<3 June 18, 2017

                  @Cory H. All good man, I am not mad. My point was to simply say that some things get deleted for no reason. It doesn't mean you did it or why, I know in my case it had nothing negative or racial so perhaps an accident? Just bringing it up no worries, I could have just googled the question anyway :)

                  +0 -2
                  • Cory H. June 18, 2017

                    @ketamine<3 ,

                    Thank you, Sir.

                    +1 -2
            • sarge07 June 18, 2017

              @Cory H. I too have a had a couple disappear that were in way offensive, however they were rather funny. Don't know what's goin on, but some comments have been vaporized.

              +1 -3
              • Cory H. June 18, 2017

                @sarge07,

                Well, if it was a stand alone post, then I probably wouldn't have removed it. But, let's say it was a reply to someone, and there were a bunch of other replies, and it was apparent to me it was mostly a mess and should go, then I delete the first one, and everything after it automatically goes. Unfortunately, there could be a few posts in the mess that normally wouldn't go. But when that first one of the sequence is deleted by me, the rest go "automatically", without anything else by me.

                +2 -3
                • sarge07 June 19, 2017

                  @Cory H. who cares? It's NOT an issue.

                  +1 -3
            • luvthick June 18, 2017

              @Cory H.

              I wouldn't worry about it. The guy have obviously been harboring some deep resentment for me. When someone speaks up, there will always be that bitter voice that wants to just silence that person no matter what, and that's sad.

              @oathbreaker You see, When someone wants to silence another, mainly for challenging ignorant, racist and threatening rhetoric. That's not debating, it's elimination rhetoric!

              +3 -3
              • sarge07 June 19, 2017

                @luvthick Yea, everybody hates your guts, LOL

                +2 -2
                • luvthick June 19, 2017

                  @sarge07

                  Not you too sarge!

                  ;-)

                  +2 -0
      • luvthick June 18, 2017

        @handsomedevil

        Get over yourself. I don't know what you said, but I doubt that it's true... Many of my comments were erased, just like anyone else who often posts comments. You had a fur ball up your ass over me for quite sometime, and that's your problem that you have to deal with, not mine or anyone else's.

        Be Easy Handsomedevil , I hardly ever notice you.

        +4 -3
  • Cory H. June 18, 2017

    Hope all you sinners make it to church.

    +2 -4
    • cptnpinkbeard June 18, 2017

      @Cory H. All hail Satan;-)

      +3 -3
      • Cory H. June 18, 2017

        @cptnpinkbeard,

        I hear he served up free weed, booze, and vaginas. You just have to promise him a thing he calls a soul.

        +3 -4
        • wombatbytes June 18, 2017

          @Cory H. : "You just have to promise him a thing he calls a soul."

          No such nonsense.

          +4 -1
        • cptnpinkbeard June 18, 2017

          @Cory H. If ur coming to this site ur soul is long gone

          +5 -1
    • oathbreaker June 18, 2017

      @Cory H. You don't need a preacher to talk to God, or have Him work through you. I was raised southern baptist, and though my understanding of religion has wandered, I still have my moral compass, which I attribute to my upbringing. Being a good, honest, caring person is really all people should try to do. But not EVERYONE, cause I got to admit....I like to watch...

      +7 -0
  • maddog123 June 18, 2017

    I miss booze!!!!!!

    A lot

    +5 -2
    • oathbreaker June 18, 2017

      @maddog123 Just took a shot for ya man. I fucking miss it already

      +5 -0
    • Cory H. June 18, 2017

      @maddog123 , Inhope you stay off of it. I don't wish that life on you.

      +2 -2
  • oathbreaker June 18, 2017

    I'm gonna make an omelette with some bacon, banana peppers, Italian sausage, breakfast sausage, and top it off with some hash browns laid over top of it covered in "made from scratch" breakfast gravy. Then, I'm gonna burn some fallen lumber in my backyard, smoke something while I'm watching it, and hope to be as wise as truckingman is about bees so I can do it myself...(That man is a true master, cause he understands that a master is always and forever a student, he's learning new shit all the time...) Then, I'm gonna go fishing...and kill and eat whatever fish I catch. Hopefully some crawdads, too

    +4 -0
  • hatchetface June 18, 2017

    Dedication: A dog the owner and a friend are walking back from a long day of fishing when the dog screams in pain and can nolonger walk. The owner and his friend are fucked up and don't know what to do, after sometime messing around building sleds and trying to remove this injured pet from the middle of the bush. The owner finally accepts that this may be it and asks the friend to get go his truck and the owners gun. Through some unknown power the owner manages to carry his dog that ways almost as much as him 1 mile to the truck through said thick bush and they all make it out, soaked, tired and sore as fuck but we all made it home. Thanks brother you know who you are cuz not many people would have stuck around to help me! Ya sappy shit but it was fucking rough and not many people would do that for an animal I'm told and frankly I'd do that for my dog before most these motherfuckers walking around!

    +4 -0
    • sarge07 June 18, 2017

      @hatchetface Amen

      +3 -1
  • Cory H. June 18, 2017

    I don't think you folks are use to a moderated CS peanut gallery.

    99% of your posts remain and are not deleted.

    If me posting a rant or a reminder that we're in a rut gets people upset, that's unfortunate.

    If my posts or posts get removed, ok, no big deal. I'm sure there's a reason. If I post up a whole rant and it gets removed, I need to know why so I don't do it again.

    But, none of my posts here are made of gold. I wont miss any if another admin removed them.

    +5 -2
    • hatchetface June 18, 2017

      @Cory H. Amen. If my shit gets removed I don't really care, like you said there's a reason and I personally don't tale this interweb to seriously cuz I actually have a life although my presence here may lead people to think otherwise...

      +5 -0
    • happyjack June 18, 2017

      @Cory H. I agree, and I think the thing that gets lost on people is that this is a business.

      As an example, a person might go into their favorite convenience store everyday to say buy a cup of coffee in the morning. They're contributing to their favorite store.

      It's a great store, friendly clerks all of the regular customers know each other and are on a first name basis.

      But there's trouble in paradise, the store is losing money. The store's owner ends up selling the store to a new company and if they make a few changes and renovations they'll be able to keep the store open.

      They still have that great coffee, but some of the old customers are unhappy with some of the new changes. But what those customers fail to understand is that the store remains open not in spite of those changes, but because of those changes.

      Let store owners be store owners and website administrators/owners do what they do best.

      +6 -2
      • sarge07 June 18, 2017

        @happyjack well said happy happy happy

        +3 -2
      • luvthick June 18, 2017

        @happyjack +

        +3 -3
    • luvthick June 18, 2017

      @Cory H.

      I've had comments removed, some I could figure out why, others I have no clue. Even so, I know you're doing a good job, and I know, even though I never asked, I could ask why and receive an honest answer form you.

      +3 -3
  • prolurkercrazy June 18, 2017

    Fuck all this drunk rambling life was better back when shit... I just want to say Happy Fathers Day to the CS fathers out there!!!

    +4 -3
    • sarge07 June 18, 2017

      @prolurkercrazy you too, you crazy fucker

      +3 -2
      • maddog123 June 18, 2017

        I liked it better back in the day when they called fucking/fucking!!! And taking a shit ? Taking a shit!!! Not a bow movement!!! See where I'm going here?????

        +4 -0
        • Cory H. June 18, 2017

          @maddog123,

          Yes. You're needing to taking a fucking shit.

          +2 -2
          • maddog123 June 18, 2017

            A big old shit yeah boy !!! Back to the ball game

            +3 -0
      • prolurkercrazy June 18, 2017

        @sarge07 Spent the day with the Wife and kiddos. Great day! +++++

        +3 -2
        • sarge07 June 19, 2017

          @prolurkercrazy good for you.

          +1 -2
    • Cory H. June 18, 2017

      @prolurkercrazy ,

      +1, or more.

      +2 -2
      • maddog123 June 18, 2017

        Meds kicking in going to bed good night ........!

        +6 -0
    • luvthick June 18, 2017

      @prolurkercrazy

      Thank You!

      +3 -2
 
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