I just hate it when your in a deep comfortable sleep and suddenly your dreaming that your bladder is about to bust so you whip out your Johnson and start pissing on what ever and god it feels so fucking good!!! And just like that you wake up and discover you have fucking pissed all in your brand new 10,000$ craft magic fucking bed!!! Goddamit getting old fucking sucks!!! And the next mother fucker says dog you ain't old your just 58 years young I'm going to shoot the cock sucker!!! Oh? Would anyone be interested in a slightly discolored bed that smells like dog piss and a hint of old man semen anyone???
I just hate it when your in a deep comfortable sleep and suddenly your dreaming that your bladder is about to bust so you whip out your Johnson and start pissing on what ever and god it feels so fucking good!!! And just like that you wake up and discover you have fucking pissed all in your brand new 10,000$ craft magic fucking bed!!! Goddamit getting old fucking sucks!!! And the next mother fucker says dog you ain't old your just 58 years young I'm going to shoot the cock sucker!!! Oh? Would anyone be interested in a slightly discolored bed that smells like dog piss and a hint of old man semen anyone???
Hope all you sinners make it to church.
I miss booze!!!!!!
A lot