First off the first pussy I ate stunk like a dead body! I heard that they smelled like fish so I figured this carp I was licking/slurping on had died!!! It was later when sores broke out all around my lips and I had to go to the doctor I was fucking wrong!!! Being young dumb full of cum wasn't always what it was supposed to be cracked up to be!!!
@maddog123 Is the carp okay?
@hatchetface fuck no I fed that fucking carp to a litter of cats I hate SHITING fucking meowing cats!!!
@maddog123 my balls itch
I just hope those cats got cat clap!!!
I would like to thank everyone for having my balls on there mind yesterday. even ouch that just wanted them in his mouth. They are doing better so keep my balls in your thoughts today together we can make my balls great again
Thank you your friend
Had to drive all the way into Tucson to pick up my new telescope, just in time for monsoon season. I won't be able to use the damn thing for several days or until the rains go away.
@sarge07 I have a 20" obsession telescope and love it.
@sarge07 Wait, didn't you just say yesterday that it was so hot the chickens were laying fried eggs? Damn dude are you ever happy!
@prolurkercrazy LOL, I know, we have two seasons in Arizona Christmas and hell.
@sarge07 dude hell yeah! I fucking love monsoon season here it's so badass. Only down fall is my only vehicle is my Harley.. but whatever I ride all year around. I have a nice telescope too, I got one that works with your wifi and you can program it to turn and find things on its own it's badass. You can see a lot of stuff on a clear night here. Have fun with that :)
I am tired of holding my balls up out of the water when i shit!
Going to buy one of those 'Lift Seats' for the shitter!!!!!
I found an alternative smoker fuel for my bee smoker. It is cardboard, and I know were to get some old box to convert into rolls of fuel. I saw on a bee supply web site that was selling rolls of corrugated cardboard as fuel for bee smokers. I thought that it would easier to convert old boxes into fuel rolls for my bee smoker instead of ordering the cardboard fuel rolls from the web site.
Sincerely, Robert Hallock
@truckingman you smoke bees?
Try pot, you'll have a better buzz. :))
@james511969 LOL +5