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July 11, 2017

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  • maddog123 July 11, 2017

    First off the first pussy I ate stunk like a dead body! I heard that they smelled like fish so I figured this carp I was licking/slurping on had died!!! It was later when sores broke out all around my lips and I had to go to the doctor I was fucking wrong!!! Being young dumb full of cum wasn't always what it was supposed to be cracked up to be!!!

    +4 -1
    • hatchetface July 11, 2017

      @maddog123 Is the carp okay?

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      • maddog123 July 11, 2017

        @hatchetface fuck no I fed that fucking carp to a litter of cats I hate SHITING fucking meowing cats!!!

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    • kingbigballs July 11, 2017

      @maddog123 my balls itch

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  • maddog123 July 11, 2017

    I just hope those cats got cat clap!!!

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  • kingbigballs July 11, 2017

    I would like to thank everyone for having my balls on there mind yesterday. even ouch that just wanted them in his mouth. They are doing better so keep my balls in your thoughts today together we can make my balls great again

    Thank you your friend

    KBB

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  • sarge07 July 11, 2017

    Had to drive all the way into Tucson to pick up my new telescope, just in time for monsoon season. I won't be able to use the damn thing for several days or until the rains go away.

    +4 -0
    • whobe July 11, 2017

      @sarge07 I have a 20" obsession telescope and love it.

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    • prolurkercrazy July 11, 2017

      @sarge07 Wait, didn't you just say yesterday that it was so hot the chickens were laying fried eggs? Damn dude are you ever happy!

      ;-)

      +5

      +1 -1
      • sarge07 July 12, 2017

        @prolurkercrazy LOL, I know, we have two seasons in Arizona Christmas and hell.

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    • ketamine<3 July 11, 2017

      @sarge07 dude hell yeah! I fucking love monsoon season here it's so badass. Only down fall is my only vehicle is my Harley.. but whatever I ride all year around. I have a nice telescope too, I got one that works with your wifi and you can program it to turn and find things on its own it's badass. You can see a lot of stuff on a clear night here. Have fun with that :)

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  • GrimmWilder July 11, 2017

    I am tired of holding my balls up out of the water when i shit!

    Going to buy one of those 'Lift Seats' for the shitter!!!!!

    +2 -1
  • truckingman July 11, 2017

    I found an alternative smoker fuel for my bee smoker. It is cardboard, and I know were to get some old box to convert into rolls of fuel. I saw on a bee supply web site that was selling rolls of corrugated cardboard as fuel for bee smokers. I thought that it would easier to convert old boxes into fuel rolls for my bee smoker instead of ordering the cardboard fuel rolls from the web site.

    http://www.ebay.co.uk/bhp/bee-smoker

    Sincerely, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

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    • james511969 July 11, 2017

      @truckingman you smoke bees?

      Try pot, you'll have a better buzz. :))

      +3 -0
      • sarge07 July 12, 2017

        @james511969 LOL +5

        +1 -0
 
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