so your having a threesome with your buddy and some chick, the chick asked what do you want me to do now? And before you can respond your buddy says, how about you go get us a couple glasses of water? We'll be done in a sec.. what do you do? Haha fucking gay!
@ketamine<3 had to read that one twice !! Got it gay as fuck!!! Lol
@maddog123 haha it's a joke dude! I laughed so hard
@ketamine<3 what Ouch said, LOL
What do you do?
Get a new buddy!
@ouch or.. we'll actually yes lol
@ouch don't get your pantys in a wad your still my favorite asshole on crazyshit yeah boy!!!
What do the muricans say bout Trump Jr. Sucking and fucking the russian upperclass ? Russia first! Russia first!
@thebutcher18 I think it's wonderful. How does Germany feel about starting two world wars and then getting their ass kicked bad by the
USA and Russia? Plus the fact that Germany makes some of the world's worst beer only makes it funnier.
@vivalamigra yeah. Right. OMG. Got no words anymore. Drive on with the Trumptrain! Trumptrumptrump...till KZ!
@vivalamigra OUCH!!!!!! THAT HURT!!!
@thebutcher18 How's that Muslim sexual assault problem Franz? Here's an idea, clean you fuckin yard up before bitchin about mine.
@sarge07 no problem at all. Not in my area. Keep on supporting! Lol. Blind idiots!
@thebutcher18 "Blind idiots"? Please el free to supply any evidence of any wrong doing, and continue to support the most corrupt, lying, blood soaked woman in American politics.
@sarge07 oh you are so wrong. I dont support Hillary. You muricans had to decide between AIDS and cancer!
@thebutcher18 You mean when we split Germany into East (cancer) and West (AIDS)so we could contain you animals?
@thebutcher18 it's "AMERICAN"S" get it right, and again clean your damn house before complaining about mine.
I would have fucked that Russian lady lawyer till she turned red white and blue yeah boy!!!
Fuck her information!!!
My rant for today is who fucking killed Corey H.? Fucker hasn't posted in the rants for a week!
@prolurkercrazy who cares
@kingbigballs says the guy who kissed Cory's ass so hard to get VIP...
@prolurkercrazy at least I am a VIP
@prolurkercrazy I can't hear what you said with my VIP in your mouth
@prolurkercrazy actually I was wondering the same, and what happened to Kungfubeaner?
@sarge07 beaner quit
@prolurkercrazy I got tired of him giving me a vacation so I gave him one yeah boy!!!
@maddog123 lol +1
I found my next future girlfriend... she just don't know it yet because I'm really camouflaged in the bushes I watch her from
@hatchetface is that the Canuk mating ritual? This needs to be on a National Geographic special.
@sarge07 mossy oak and Molson Canadian are the lures I'm using but she's a stubborn one
@hatchetface And here we quietly witness hatchetface stalking his mate, but wait; what's that stalking hatchetface? On the humanity a polar bear..........................
@hatchetface just keep one eye out for polar bears.
@cptnpinkbeard or even gay buddy bears
@redpig those are the scariest of bears
Well. I would tell her to put on some stevie nicks while i was dumping coke on my cock for her to snort off of.