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July 12, 2017

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  • ketamine<3 July 12, 2017

    so your having a threesome with your buddy and some chick, the chick asked what do you want me to do now? And before you can respond your buddy says, how about you go get us a couple glasses of water? We'll be done in a sec.. what do you do? Haha fucking gay!

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    • maddog123 July 12, 2017

      @ketamine<3 had to read that one twice !! Got it gay as fuck!!! Lol

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      • ketamine<3 July 12, 2017

        @maddog123 haha it's a joke dude! I laughed so hard

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        • sarge07 July 12, 2017

          @ketamine<3 what Ouch said, LOL

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    • ouch July 12, 2017

      @ketamine<3

      What do you do?

      Get a new buddy!

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      • ketamine<3 July 12, 2017

        @ouch or.. we'll actually yes lol

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      • maddog123 July 12, 2017

        @ouch don't get your pantys in a wad your still my favorite asshole on crazyshit yeah boy!!!

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  • thebutcher18 July 12, 2017

    What do the muricans say bout Trump Jr. Sucking and fucking the russian upperclass ? Russia first! Russia first!

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    • vivalamigra July 12, 2017

      @thebutcher18 I think it's wonderful. How does Germany feel about starting two world wars and then getting their ass kicked bad by the

      USA and Russia? Plus the fact that Germany makes some of the world's worst beer only makes it funnier.

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      • thebutcher18 July 12, 2017

        @vivalamigra yeah. Right. OMG. Got no words anymore. Drive on with the Trumptrain! Trumptrumptrump...till KZ!

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      • maddog123 July 12, 2017

        @vivalamigra OUCH!!!!!! THAT HURT!!!

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    • sarge07 July 12, 2017

      @thebutcher18 How's that Muslim sexual assault problem Franz? Here's an idea, clean you fuckin yard up before bitchin about mine.

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      • thebutcher18 July 12, 2017

        @sarge07 no problem at all. Not in my area. Keep on supporting! Lol. Blind idiots!

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        • sarge07 July 12, 2017

          @thebutcher18 "Blind idiots"? Please el free to supply any evidence of any wrong doing, and continue to support the most corrupt, lying, blood soaked woman in American politics.

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          • thebutcher18 July 12, 2017

            @sarge07 oh you are so wrong. I dont support Hillary. You muricans had to decide between AIDS and cancer!

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            • vivalamigra July 12, 2017

              @thebutcher18 You mean when we split Germany into East (cancer) and West (AIDS)so we could contain you animals?

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            • sarge07 July 12, 2017

              @thebutcher18 it's "AMERICAN"S" get it right, and again clean your damn house before complaining about mine.

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            • maddog123 July 12, 2017

              @thebutcher18 hahahahahahahaha

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  • maddog123 July 12, 2017

    I would have fucked that Russian lady lawyer till she turned red white and blue yeah boy!!!

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  • maddog123 July 12, 2017

    Fuck her information!!!

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  • prolurkercrazy July 12, 2017

    My rant for today is who fucking killed Corey H.? Fucker hasn't posted in the rants for a week!

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    • kingbigballs July 12, 2017

      @prolurkercrazy who cares

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      • prolurkercrazy July 12, 2017

        @kingbigballs says the guy who kissed Cory's ass so hard to get VIP...

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        • kingbigballs July 12, 2017

          @prolurkercrazy at least I am a VIP

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        • kingbigballs July 12, 2017

          @prolurkercrazy I can't hear what you said with my VIP in your mouth

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    • sarge07 July 12, 2017

      @prolurkercrazy actually I was wondering the same, and what happened to Kungfubeaner?

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    • maddog123 July 12, 2017

      @prolurkercrazy I got tired of him giving me a vacation so I gave him one yeah boy!!!

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  • hatchetface July 12, 2017

    I found my next future girlfriend... she just don't know it yet because I'm really camouflaged in the bushes I watch her from

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    • sarge07 July 12, 2017

      @hatchetface is that the Canuk mating ritual? This needs to be on a National Geographic special.

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      • hatchetface July 12, 2017

        @sarge07 mossy oak and Molson Canadian are the lures I'm using but she's a stubborn one

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        • sarge07 July 12, 2017

          @hatchetface And here we quietly witness hatchetface stalking his mate, but wait; what's that stalking hatchetface? On the humanity a polar bear..........................

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    • cptnpinkbeard July 12, 2017

      @hatchetface just keep one eye out for polar bears.

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      • redpig July 12, 2017

        @cptnpinkbeard or even gay buddy bears

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  • nybadguy July 12, 2017

    Well. I would tell her to put on some stevie nicks while i was dumping coke on my cock for her to snort off of.

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